Hey Drew, do you still masturbate to the Drew Carey version, or is it only Bob Barker for you?
06.09.08 at 8:47 pm
Secret Identity
Because, mamacita, then she might go over and lose. The most she could reasonably have bid without worrying about that was like $15,000 to be absolutely sure.
06.09.08 at 12:09 pm
dick_gozinia
I’m sure that he didn’t look at the front of his podium and realize that there were only five numerical places. Oh well, at least he got to spin the wheel and hopefully play Plinko.
06.09.08 at 10:47 am
hercules rockefeller
Lousy squid
06.09.08 at 9:11 am
Otto Man
Congratulations on avoiding the obvious “Gay Beats Off Seaman” headline.
That would have just been tacky.
06.09.08 at 7:58 am
Ryno
He’s too used to latin american gameshows.
If he overbids in those shows, he gets to motorboat a huge chested spanish broad.
06.09.08 at 12:24 am
mamacita
You stupid bitch, why didn’t you at least make some reasonable guess, so that you could have a shot at winning BOTH showcases?
[Must. stop. talking. to. television.]
06.08.08 at 9:46 pm
Kevin
What are the odds that Jose’s duties include procurement? Makes sense of all those overpriced hammers and toilet seats now.
06.08.08 at 9:41 pm
TF
I bet Gay wishes she could bid on some carpet.
/reaching
06.08.08 at 6:24 pm
jackin'4beats
$250,000? I think he was pricing everthing in Pesos.
06.08.08 at 4:13 pm
bizzo5000
I fairness, I also thought motorcycles cost $125,000 a piece.
06.08.08 at 3:40 pm
Mike
These are the people “protecting “us?? good lord the guy over bid by 40 grand.Forrest Gump would have won BOTH showcases
06.08.08 at 2:40 pm
Dan From Chicago
No Way, Jose…..
@ CC and the couch looked good too – it’s easy to wipe off also – like spilled liquids, like unexpected accidents….errrrr…..beer, pop and stuff like that I mean…..
/going back to watch it rain
06.08.08 at 2:10 pm
Simba
250,000 dollars? Really Jose? Really?
06.08.08 at 1:07 pm
Caveman Captain
To be fair, that was some pretty sweet lookin’ new carpet.
06.08.08 at 12:39 pm
twoeightnine
$250,000? No wonder our military is bankrupting us.
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I’m just saying she should have tried.
Hey Drew, do you still masturbate to the Drew Carey version, or is it only Bob Barker for you?
Because, mamacita, then she might go over and lose. The most she could reasonably have bid without worrying about that was like $15,000 to be absolutely sure.
I’m sure that he didn’t look at the front of his podium and realize that there were only five numerical places. Oh well, at least he got to spin the wheel and hopefully play Plinko.
Lousy squid
Congratulations on avoiding the obvious “Gay Beats Off Seaman” headline.
That would have just been tacky.
He’s too used to latin american gameshows.
If he overbids in those shows, he gets to motorboat a huge chested spanish broad.
You stupid bitch, why didn’t you at least make some reasonable guess, so that you could have a shot at winning BOTH showcases?
[Must. stop. talking. to. television.]
What are the odds that Jose’s duties include procurement? Makes sense of all those overpriced hammers and toilet seats now.
I bet Gay wishes she could bid on some carpet.
/reaching
$250,000? I think he was pricing everthing in Pesos.
I fairness, I also thought motorcycles cost $125,000 a piece.
These are the people “protecting “us?? good lord the guy over bid by 40 grand.Forrest Gump would have won BOTH showcases
No Way, Jose…..
@ CC and the couch looked good too – it’s easy to wipe off also – like spilled liquids, like unexpected accidents….errrrr…..beer, pop and stuff like that I mean…..
/going back to watch it rain
250,000 dollars? Really Jose? Really?
To be fair, that was some pretty sweet lookin’ new carpet.
$250,000? No wonder our military is bankrupting us.