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Outsmarted By A Gay

06.08.08 Written by Monday Morning Punter

TAGS: gay, idiots, KSK off topic, MMP
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  1. 06.09.08 at 9:04 pm
    mamacita

    I’m just saying she should have tried.

    Hey Drew, do you still masturbate to the Drew Carey version, or is it only Bob Barker for you?

  2. 06.09.08 at 8:47 pm
    Secret Identity

    Because, mamacita, then she might go over and lose. The most she could reasonably have bid without worrying about that was like $15,000 to be absolutely sure.

  3. 06.09.08 at 12:09 pm
    dick_gozinia

    I’m sure that he didn’t look at the front of his podium and realize that there were only five numerical places. Oh well, at least he got to spin the wheel and hopefully play Plinko.

  4. 06.09.08 at 10:47 am
    hercules rockefeller

    Lousy squid

  5. 06.09.08 at 9:11 am
    Otto Man

    Congratulations on avoiding the obvious “Gay Beats Off Seaman” headline.

    That would have just been tacky.

  6. 06.09.08 at 7:58 am
    Ryno

    He’s too used to latin american gameshows.
    If he overbids in those shows, he gets to motorboat a huge chested spanish broad.

  7. 06.09.08 at 12:24 am
    mamacita

    You stupid bitch, why didn’t you at least make some reasonable guess, so that you could have a shot at winning BOTH showcases?

    [Must. stop. talking. to. television.]

  8. 06.08.08 at 9:46 pm
    Kevin

    What are the odds that Jose’s duties include procurement? Makes sense of all those overpriced hammers and toilet seats now.

  9. 06.08.08 at 9:41 pm
    TF

    I bet Gay wishes she could bid on some carpet.

    /reaching

  10. 06.08.08 at 6:24 pm
    jackin'4beats

    $250,000? I think he was pricing everthing in Pesos.

  11. 06.08.08 at 4:13 pm
    bizzo5000

    I fairness, I also thought motorcycles cost $125,000 a piece.

  12. 06.08.08 at 3:40 pm
    Mike

    These are the people “protecting “us?? good lord the guy over bid by 40 grand.Forrest Gump would have won BOTH showcases

  13. 06.08.08 at 2:40 pm
    Dan From Chicago

    No Way, Jose…..

    @ CC and the couch looked good too – it’s easy to wipe off also – like spilled liquids, like unexpected accidents….errrrr…..beer, pop and stuff like that I mean…..

    /going back to watch it rain

  14. 06.08.08 at 2:10 pm
    Simba

    250,000 dollars? Really Jose? Really?

  15. 06.08.08 at 1:07 pm
    Caveman Captain

    To be fair, that was some pretty sweet lookin’ new carpet.

  16. 06.08.08 at 12:39 pm
    twoeightnine

    $250,000? No wonder our military is bankrupting us.

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