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	<title>Comments on: Oh No, Jeremy!  Please Don’t Hold Out!</title>
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		<title>By: Jeremy Shockey Breaks Through New Orleans Douche Levee [NFL] &#124; eNNvy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-64836</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Shockey Breaks Through New Orleans Douche Levee [NFL] &#124; eNNvy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] rift with the Giants front office (and with anyone associated with the Giants in general) made his [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] rift with the Giants front office (and with anyone associated with the Giants in general) made his [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-58614</link>
		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Link didn&#039;t work:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/06/13/2008-06-13_jeremy_shockey_shouting_mad_feuds_with_g-3.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Link didn&#8217;t work:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/06/13/2008-06-13_jeremy_shockey_shouting_mad_feuds_with_g-3.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/06/13/2008-06-13_jeremy_shockey_shouting_mad_feuds_with_g-3.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-58613</link>
		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The genius has now started yelling at his boss.

Pull the trigger, Mr. Reese.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The genius has now started yelling at his boss.</p>
<p>Pull the trigger, Mr. Reese.</p>
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		<title>By: Brady... Tom Brady</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-58109</link>
		<dc:creator>Brady... Tom Brady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he could fit in well with our system, and our fans would certainly like him</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he could fit in well with our system, and our fans would certainly like him</p>
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		<title>By: Spaceman Spiff</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-57707</link>
		<dc:creator>Spaceman Spiff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice use of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apophasis&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;apophasis&lt;/a&gt;!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice use of <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apophasis" rel="nofollow">apophasis</a>!</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ IrishCream - I think we all do. Those trailers were the greatest piece of false advertising since Haley Joel Osmont was declared the &quot;next big thing&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ IrishCream &#8211; I think we all do. Those trailers were the greatest piece of false advertising since Haley Joel Osmont was declared the &#8220;next big thing&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: IrishCream</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/oh-no-jeremy-please-don%e2%80%99t-hold-out.html/comment-page-1#comment-57655</link>
		<dc:creator>IrishCream</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shockey probably went to see Sex and the City hoping they were finally showing a porno in normal theatres.  

Probably also saw Coyote Ugly in theatres thinking it was gonna be about hot chicks dancing on bars with wet t-shirts and not some gay girly movie and I WANT MY GODDAMN $5 BACK!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shockey probably went to see Sex and the City hoping they were finally showing a porno in normal theatres.  </p>
<p>Probably also saw Coyote Ugly in theatres thinking it was gonna be about hot chicks dancing on bars with wet t-shirts and not some gay girly movie and I WANT MY GODDAMN $5 BACK!!!</p>
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		<title>By: swing4</title>
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		<dc:creator>swing4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Carl is not going to like this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carl is not going to like this.</p>
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		<title>By: claude balls</title>
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		<dc:creator>claude balls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>J-Shock would totally kick ass in the Special Olympics.  

Unless Vince Young also was entered.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J-Shock would totally kick ass in the Special Olympics.  </p>
<p>Unless Vince Young also was entered.</p>
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		<title>By: bizzo5000</title>
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		<dc:creator>bizzo5000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s only breaking news when Shockey says something smart or is not complaining.  Until then, it&#039;s status quo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s only breaking news when Shockey says something smart or is not complaining.  Until then, it&#8217;s status quo.</p>
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