Matt Ryan Explained
06.16.08
“Trust me, kid. Nobody’s gonna know that we snuck that Alex Smith jersey in there.”
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“Trust me, kid. Nobody’s gonna know that we snuck that Alex Smith jersey in there.”
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And PUNTE’s streak of “jeez punter, that’s wrong” entries stops. I’m disappointed.
That tag should be used every day
Why do people with smaller shirts than pants always look like weiners?
“Hey kid you want some weed? Act cool, don’t look in my direction.”
It looks like Ryan’s competing in a spelling bee and was just given the word “thrombophlebitis.”
Matty sure looks bored despite the obvious two-handed pocket pool he’s playin’.
Smurphette, i’m sure Momo’s was…festive.
“Say, Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?”
“Gol-lee, Mr. Ryan! D’ya think you might be in here some day?”
“Honestly, kid, I’m just waiting for Mike Smith to come back from the john. Say, you got any idea where the vending machines are?”
I believe the children are our future. Unless we stop them.
Is that a fetal ultrasound hanging around Matty’s neck?
@Gut Out: Well it was gay pride weekend here in DC, so I expect they were very busy and out at Halo or JR’s until the wee hours every night.
Do what now?
Did the gay mafia have a rough weekend?
The mouth breathing says a lot.