14 Responses to “Matt Ryan Explained”

1. Tdub Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:23 am

   The mouth breathing says a lot.

2. Gut Out Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:36 am

   Did the gay mafia have a rough weekend?

3. Otto Man Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am

   Do what now?

4. smurphette Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:50 am

   @Gut Out: Well it was gay pride weekend here in DC, so I expect they were very busy and out at Halo or JR’s until the wee hours every night.

5. jackin'4beats Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:53 am

   Is that a fetal ultrasound hanging around Matty’s neck?

6. NTPNate Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 9:57 am

   I believe the children are our future. Unless we stop them.

7. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 10:06 am

   “Gol-lee, Mr. Ryan! D’ya think you might be in here some day?”

   “Honestly, kid, I’m just waiting for Mike Smith to come back from the john. Say, you got any idea where the vending machines are?”

8. Otto Man Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 10:12 am

   “Say, Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?”

9. Unsilent Majority Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 10:38 am

   Smurphette, i’m sure Momo’s was…festive.

10. Spanky Datass Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Matty sure looks bored despite the obvious two-handed pocket pool he’s playin’.

11. Kid Presentable Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    It looks like Ryan’s competing in a spelling bee and was just given the word “thrombophlebitis.”

12. Two Scoops Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    “Hey kid you want some weed? Act cool, don’t look in my direction.”

13. eastend Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Why do people with smaller shirts than pants always look like weiners?

14. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    And PUNTE’s streak of “jeez punter, that’s wrong” entries stops. I’m disappointed.

    That tag should be used every day

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