Matt Ryan Explained

Despite his early progress in learning the Falcons offense during OTAs this month, Matt Ryan has given virtually no attention to his tendency to face the wrong way during press conferences.

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6 Responses to “Matt Ryan Explained”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    “And now, here’s an impression of Mr. Blank that you might find a little … cheeky.”

  2. Jay Says:

    You may know that Texas Left is our down, but what you probably didn’t know is that Boston Forwards is our backwards…which explains all the backpedaling Brady did in the Super Bowl HE SHOOTS HE SCORES WITH A SHITTY AND NONSENSICAL BRADY JOKE

    *obnoxious celebration*

  3. susieSydell Says:

    Can we please start calling him Home Depot’s Great White Hope (or simply HDGWH)?? Thank yoooooou

  4. porky1 Says:

    You know, when all is said and done, it’s refreshing to see a nice, clean, dry little joke on KSK.

    Now that we got that shit out of the way, more racism, dick jokes, and cheerleaders please.

  5. Naptown Drew Says:

    Elsewhere, Michael Vick is now forced to attend all of his “press conferences” backward as well.

  6. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    GoldenPalace.com makes its debut at the NFL draft on the shoulders of a shitty, white QB

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