We’ve got one more: Tedy Bruschi, 100-years-young today, from Boston, Massachusetts. Beantown. Lovely place. Especially in the fall. Love to knock back them brewskis.

Tedy credits his longevity to a complex conglomeration of stroke medication and horse tranquilizers. And his mother’s pulled pork sandwiches. Ask him for the recipe, you gotta try them sometime.

He misses the days when all linebackers were white and you could play well into your 40s. Don’t we all, Tedy, don’t we all.