UPDATE: Drew’s Blog Show Episode, Featuring The MWB Cover

I was a guest on Blog Show with Mottram and Steinberg the other night. It was fun. We made some jokes, dicked around, blah blah blah. Unfortunately, due to some technical issues, we weren’t able to upload the clip to YouTube, so you can’t see it. Which is too bad, since we unveiled the cover for “Men With Balls” during the episode. I think you can probably guess what’s on it.

Anyway, this is a call for YOUR help. If you had the good sense to DVR Blog Show (not bloody likely) and posses the technical expertise to get it uploaded to YouTube (again, not bloody likely), you’ll get yourself a free t-shirt. If not, then I’m afraid my awkward one-liners, melon-shaped noggin, and barely veiled dick jokes will be lost to the ether.

So help if you can. Maj’s dad watched it. His review? “That guy’s weird.” Wow, fat AND weird? Who won the Charisma Lottery? –>This Guy<--

UPDATE: We got it. Here you go. Hat tip to Mottram

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63 Responses to “UPDATE: Drew’s Blog Show Episode, Featuring The MWB Cover”

  1. Brady... Tom Brady Says:

    you look like a gay chris titus

  2. swing4 Says:

    Are you wearing a pink shirt… again?

  3. Otto Man Says:

    Comcast doesn’t even have a tape? That place sucks worse than I thought.

  4. Rob I. Says:

    I have it on Super 8. Wait, no…that’s just a gay stag film. Whoops.

  5. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Otto, some things in life are destined for the incinerator.

  6. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Am I inebriated or does it look like there’s a crease in that picture.

  7. Unsilent Majority Says:

    The Senate sign lines up perfectly with Mottram’s chair, and that almost lines up with the line in that Comcastic background.

  8. Kid Presentable Says:

    The Comcast background makes me feel like I’m in the last five minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  9. Playoff Beard Says:

    I can’t even imagine where that thumb has been.

  10. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    I was too busy masterbating to record for posterity

  11. Unsilent Majority Says:

    COVER YOUR KNEES!

  12. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Drew looks like he’s doing a commercial for Enzyte

  13. angus reed Says:

    Recent survey shows that 2 out of 3 people think that people that tuck in shirts are dill weeds.

  14. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Will the scavenger hunt be wacky? I only go on wacky and/or zany scavenger hunts. A madcap romp would also do.

  15. Kid Presentable Says:

    Buzz Bissinger is hording the only existing copy of this video and laughing maniacally.

    Bissinger 2, Big Daddy Balls 0.

  16. Otto Man Says:

    The Comcast background makes me feel like I’m in the last five minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

    There’s a place in Amsterdam called Supperclub. Funky two-story space, with giant white beds instead of tables. The waitresses all wear black lingerie, and the time I went, ours was a dead ringer for a young Heidi Klum. Fantastic five-course meal, great wine list, and, being Amsterdam, a liberal BYOsmokeables policy. Trance music playing throughout the night and, on the back wall, projected twenty feet high and played on a constant loop, the last five minutes of “2001.”

    Kubrick, you magnificent bastard.

  17. Otto Man Says:

    Am I inebriated or does it look like there’s a crease in that picture.

    Does it have to be one or the other?

  18. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Otto Man,
    I should have known you’d be knowledgeable about Amsterdam. I am too. My favorite place was De Rokerij. Full bar, excellent smoke menu and busty blond beauties serving. In fact, I should go to that place and check if Drew’s video is there.

    Also, it looks like the red rays on the Comcast thing are shooting Drew.

  19. Otto Man Says:

    Been a while since I’ve been there, sad to say. Stupid fatherhood. Booooooooo!

    Also, it looks like the red rays on the Comcast thing are shooting Drew.

    Porkins! You’re too low!

  20. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Porkins is Drew’s Great Great Great Great Grandson.

  21. Pemulis Says:

    stay on target

  22. Pemulis Says:

    some of us work in production but don’t work in the DC area, thank you very much.

  23. Unsilent Majority Says:

    grrrrr…maj wants to go to amsterdam

  24. Otto Man Says:

    Yeah, I sort of depressed myself there too, Maj.

    I don’t care what Krusty says, Amsterdam is the Happiest Place on Earth.

  25. Bullis 1998 Says:

    the clip is out there… don’t worry… you’ll see it soon enough…

    ps – If you go to Amsterdam… there’s only one place you need to go… De Dampkring…

    Rokerij is definitely quality… but it doesn’t measure up…

    pps – if you go to the Dam… call me… I’ll go… it’s my home away from home… no joke

  26. Francois Leroux Speedskater Says:

    @Maj

    And here I thought *I* was insane for thinking that picture was creased. And I’m sober!

  27. bizzo5000 Says:

    Just come to McKeesport, Pa. It’s like Amsterdam, but with crack and you will be shot.

  28. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Bullis 1998
    De Dampkring is definitely top-knotch. I still have a lighter from there and it’s been near five years since I was last in Amsterdam. Damn, it’s been too long.

    Also, are there any demographics experts out there? I’m finding certain paterns in KSK readerhip that go beyond NFL fandom.

  29. CobbKnobbler Says:

    Fresh from the clutches of daddy comcast to the world… here’s the goofy white motherfucker in all his glory. I had to host it on one of my research sites, don’t know how long it will last if there’s a ton of traffic: http://www.nsict.org/~clive/misc/goofy.jpg

  30. Chris - Bess Mervin Says:

    Otto – I always thought Tijuana was the happiest place on earth till I visited Amsterdam. The best place I found was a little dive bar called the Rasta Baby right down the street from the central train station. I looked up after an hour of being in a nice little fog to see these two giant fucking cats going at it on the floor. Also Ricky Williams was sitting two rows behind me in coach.

  31. Rackham Says:

    Got it – go here:

    http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/06/12/blog-show-52-big-daddy-drew-magary/

  32. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Thanks, Rackham. You’re kick-ayshe and a fine illustrator.

  33. Rackham Says:

    I tried in vain to download it – it’s posted using RedLasso – and as far as I know, there isn’t anything out there that will allow you to download it. Best bet would be to contact M.I. and ask him if there is a copy in another format that he can send to, or upload for you…

  34. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    “…It’s time for the most unique segment in all of television.”

    “Unique” doesn’t have a qualifier, ass bandit. Nothing can be “the most one-of-a-kind”. Also, Drew has no dick.

  35. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Not you, Rackham. The guy introducing the segment was the ass bandit.

  36. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Also, Drew has no dick.

  37. Otto Man Says:

    “Au courant? Isn’t that how they serve lamb?”

    I’m so stealing that.

  38. Christmas Ape Says:

    Steinberg’s repeated mispronunciation of my last name had to be by fiat from his corporate overlords. Will they stop at nothing to ruin me!?

  39. Otto Man Says:

    I heard they hired Captain Maximum to take you down, Ape. Watch your back!

  40. Christmas Ape Says:

    Shoosh.

    /shots Steinberg

  41. mini dagger Says:

    Hello, I’m Drew Magary! You might remember me from such popular gay NFL blogs as “Plugging the Two Gap” and “40 Yard Dash… To Gay Sex!”

    /McClure’d

  42. Upstate Underdog Says:

    any chance of getting this on youtube? redlasso won’t play on my computer.

  43. The Obama Throwback Says:

    I knew Drew was chubby…but my god. You look like a guy who takes the marinading process a little to seriously.

  44. jackin'4beats Says:

    @ bizzo5000: I had no idea the Little Leaguers had taken to selling crack and killing snitches. It must be hard out there for a 12 year old these days.

  45. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    “There are two balls in what appear to be a large mesh sack … a ball-bag, if you will.”

    Nice.

  46. Otto Man Says:

    Don’t worry about Steinberg, Ape.

    Anyone who’d go on TV wearing a bright blue t-shirt underneath a button-down shirt with just the middle three ones actually buttoned … I’m pretty sure he’s functionally retarded. Probably lacks the cranial capacity to pull off anything dangerous.

  47. Unsilent Majority Says:

    At what point do you become too self-deprecating.

  48. Otto Man Says:

    About thirty seconds into the segment, I’d say.

  49. claude balls Says:

    Instead of interrupting Steinberg so often, why didn’t you just hit him in the head with a tire iron?

    And that fucking bell is going to get jammed up Steinberg’s ass if he doesn’t cut that shit out.

  50. Kevin Says:

    So Drew shows up and at the end of the segment they announce that the show is basically going off the air? Can he get booked on The View?

  51. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Needs more blinking and indecision on whether or not to cross your legs.

  52. JustJoe Says:

    HaHa, you’re fat….fatty.

    “Jesus!”

  53. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I’m guessing there will be no commenter draft today.

  54. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    There’s one coming.

  55. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    I draft Olestra!

  56. Team Captain Says:

    KSK Commenter Draft:

    Cruel Nicknames for Mr. Magary!

  57. Upstate Underdog Says:

    once again I guess wrong

  58. Lardass Says:

    watching that video you remind me of one of those “celebrities” who’s probabaly an asshole off camara. . . which is totally cool.

  59. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    OMG… what if we drafted… POSSIBLE DRAFT TOPICS?! Would the universe implode on itself, or would we open up a portal into an infinite series of parallel universes?

    Wheeee I’m getting absolutely dick done at the office today.

  60. jujrok Says:

    men with such apparent issues should stick to radio.

    ps: i’m in the same boat, fmra.

    pps, it’s a lowdown dirty shame they broke the goddam mold with you, yes indeed.

  61. contains_hot_liquid Says:

    If I may: Stop cracking jokes every other sentence. That technique works fine in writing, but in conversation comes across as a bit insecure and desperate. Do some explanation of what you’re there for (which you did, a bit, but I still don’t know what the book is all about).

    On the other hand, you seemed waaaay more comfortable in front of the camera than the two actual hosts.

  62. swing4 Says:

    Holy shit, Drew…. shut. up.

  63. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Drew destroyed the buffet as soon as the cameras stopped rolling.

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