Comments on: KSK Off-Topic: Your Guide to Bitching About the Heat

By: john

john — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:40:43 +0000

its kool

By: If You Want To Complain About The Heat Wave Hitting The East Coast « eddiebear

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:08:31 +0000

[...] 11, 2008 · No Comments KSK has some excellent ways to describe it. My favorite: - “Tarzan couldn’t take dis kinda hot!” (Biloxi Blues) - “I can’t tell [...]

By: qualude conduct

qualude conduct — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:53:14 +0000

I’ve had a serious case of niagara balls the past couple of days.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:51:04 +0000

@ claude balls: Yes, I know who originally wrote the song. I like The Who and Alan Jackson versions. Yes, seriously, Alan Jackson.

Here’s the problem with NYC: women there are either 10’s or 4’s. There’s no in between. So yes, the 10’s in skimpy outfits are nice to look at, but unless you get invited to parites that serve Hypnotinis, you ain’t nailing any of them. I’ll take me the nice 7’s and 8’s dressed like that and be on our way, thank you.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:31:21 +0000

the problem is that before i notice ugly i go “oooh tank top… boobs” then you start to scan up a bit and its like “OH FUCK NO”

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:28:04 +0000

@Pemulis: You’re right about that, but somehow the ugly ones blend into the background when the hot ones are sashaying by. I don’t know what it is, but something…forces…my…eyes…away…from…the…ugly…ones.

@Otto: Ahhhhh…the fresh smell of street-baked urine in the morning…thank God for the thunderstorms last night.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:14:51 +0000

What Jackin’ said.

It may have been nutsack-dropping hot in NYC this weekend, but the scenic views more than make up for that. Hell, it even makes up for the aroma of street-baked urine.

I’m not sure if the rest of you know this, but you’re allowed to move from the swamplands out to other parts of the country. You don’t need a passport or nuthin’!

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:13:06 +0000

@ jackin: the only problem is that the ugly women here also switch to the skimpy outfits when the temps skyrocket. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather have the hot ladies and the gross ladies being skanky, but still…

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:04:38 +0000

It is much nicer today. Decided to go with a full suit so I can still whine about the heat. Maybe I’ll move to Dade County or Alafuckingbama or Portshittingland so I can appreciate what they’re going through.

Nah, fuck that, New York is the center of the universe.

Oh, did I mention the skimpy outfits worn by the HOT women here when the temps skyrocket? No? Ok, don’t worry about it, you’re not missing anything.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:02:45 +0000

Rocco, Gut Out: How about the original Eddie Cochran version, for Christ’s sake? Fucking retards.

And, seriously, Alan Jackson?

Yeah, it’s hot here too.