KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman
Hey, it’s a slow day, so it’s time for some off-topicality. Apparently I’m the only one who likes this Italian Spiderman series, but when I like something, I force it on people endlessly, like Peruvian chicken and butt sex. It’s only half as gay as Planet Unicorn but twice as nonsensical. We pushed the shit out of Planet Unicorn so I’ll post these until the rest of the Gay Mafia ties me to a stop sign and beats me with rainbow dildos. In other words, tomorrow.
Italian Spiderman has totally made my summer and summer hasn’t even started yet. This being the fourth episdoe, if your interest is sufficiently piqued, I encourage you to check out the first three installments here. You shan’t be disappointed, ragazza.
Tags: KSK off topic, xmas ape
June 12th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Dude, between this and the Emo Eagles… I dunno, man. I don’t know how seriously I’m going to be able to take your macho posturing once the NFL season starts back up.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That. is. fantastic.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Kinda looks like Drew under that disguise.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Jesu Christo! That’s outstanding.
Good luck with the stop sign justice. Your flogging will not have been in vain.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Are we sure this isn’t another alter-ego for Drew, now that he’s revealed his BDD identity?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
grazie, but why did you end call us girls (ragazza)?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
*end the post by calling…..
June 12th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
And, whereinthehell do you live that summer hasn’t even started?
/fanning myself in our 90-plus-degree weather
June 12th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Judy and Jessica look like a couple of spicy meat-a-balls.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
And, whereinthehell do you live that summer hasn’t even started?
A little place I like to call the Northern Hemisphere.
Summer isn’t officially here until the solstice says it is on June 20th. You’re suffering through the last gasps of a brutal spring.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Give it up for Feathers, oooo Cadillac, and Tom Cruise. Planet Unicorn, hey!
/sorry…every time someone mentions Planet Unicorn I have to sing or write that part of the theme.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
oh man that just made my whole afternoon. the best is the product placement for il gallo smokes in ep. 3.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Nice to see that Ron Jeremy can still find work.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
“Il Gallo” was great, but the Mexican wrestling mask on Captain Maximum was outstanding.
And the not-so-special effects for the bloody eyes made me want to rewatch “The Story of Ricky.”
June 12th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
What the fuck did I just watch? Seriously, I want the last 5:44 of my life back.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Outstanding.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
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June 13th, 2008 at 6:46 am
The reason why I love this is because I have no idea where it’ll take me next.1
June 13th, 2008 at 6:52 am
No idea where that “1″ came from…
June 13th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I’ll just be appropriating these for my own daily use:
“L’asteriod contiene una sostanza.”
“Rispettare le donne!”
/yoink
//my wife thanks you
///not really
June 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
looks like wes anderson has an italian cousin who also makes shitty films.
/variation of an old joke
//shows self out