KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman Episode 6
It saddened me in my foramen magnum to see Italian Spidey off his game last week. That’s why it’s all the more joyous to see him return to form with the winning formula of laughable effects and girl punching.
Haters can keep talking shit on Eyetie Spidey, my eggplant avenger. I just chiamo i pinguini on you. Attenzione!
Tags: italian spiderman, xmas ape
June 26th, 2008 at 1:19 am
If I learned anything in college, it was that misogyny and penguins make up the structure of Gold (Au).
June 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Huh…I used to have a foramen magnum before I read this site regularly. Now I just watch four men masturbate. Or five. Whatever.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:25 am
@shoopmonster
I’ve never met a prosecutor willing to charge me with “smacking a bitch up with a penguin.” If only I could convince them to be so lenient with charges of “rape” and “murderous rape.”
June 26th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Ape, I just wanted you to know that I have not once pressed play on any of these italian spiderman videos.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Ape,
Thank you for always being on top of this. I’ve come to start judging whether or not I will someday call a person “friend” by how much they laugh at these videos.
June 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I was confused at first when I read “chiamo i pinguini”. Why is Ape calling the penguins? Strong comeback for Italo Spidey after last week’s episode.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am
L: That’s nice. Not like I made ‘em or anything. Feel free to dislike stuff blindly. Stuff sucks.
Cheez-it: Yours is a keen judgment of character.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:03 am
ape is getting more and more defiant with each IS post… excellent
June 26th, 2008 at 11:14 am
totally agree with cheez-it, and definitely better than last week. i think that this is the first time anyone on the history of earth has been defeated by penguins. why hasnt anyone ever thought of that before?!
June 26th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Ape you are doing the Lord’s work by promoting this show. Genius. I thought nothing could top a chicken shitting out a pack of smokes but a pummeling of villians with penguins during a surf off takes the cannoli. Just goes to show that I need to dream bigger!
June 27th, 2008 at 6:49 am
I love it! I almost think that I could make something so simple and so funny, but the “man” keeps me doped-up with teevee and beer…