KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman Episode 5
Back by popular Ape’s demand is your friendly nabeyhood uomo ragno! There are not as many jokes as in previous installments, but who am I to argue with plot advancement? There are only supposed to be 10 of these things, so they gotta move it along, I guess. Time is money and whatnot. You guys you should probably find some former owners of a hip-hop label. They’ll throw money at anything!
It comes as news to me that the filmmakers are from Australia and are therefore probably related to Heath Ledger. Sorry, blokes, at least it looks like he did a good job in The Dark Knight, which the cream in my pants just creamed itself as soon as I thought about it.
I was on a conference call phone interview with Ledger when he was promoting The Four Feathers in 2002. Some other college writer dipshit asked if people in his hometown of Perth built cannons and fired them as a celebratory rite. He laughed and called the kid an idiot. That’s when I knew he’d die of an OD. It’s all in the intonation.
Tags: italian spiderman, KSK off topic, xmas ape
June 19th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Boooooooooooooooo.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:53 am
mdma+ksk=eternal hippie bullshit love
June 19th, 2008 at 2:54 am
mdma+ksk=eternal hippie gayness
June 19th, 2008 at 8:45 am
I like Italian Spiderman, but this episode definitely fell flat. You can’t tell me there wasn’t room for him to punch a woman somewhere in there.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:51 am
PRETENTIOUS.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Wait, sorry, did I say “pretentious”? I meant “stupid.”
June 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
I’m with CC. As much as we all love a good acid trip first thing in the morning, this needed a little more commedia.
I thought for sure that Robin Nipples and Friar Fatfuck in the woods were going to bring it, but I guess that’ll have to wait until next time.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:00 am
I thought I was having an acid flashback. Good stunts, though.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. The motorcycle chase was awesome. Cool looking old Ducatis. Almost as good as the car chase from the movie “Bullitt”
June 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
It was more like the car chase from “Mitchell.”
“This makes ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ look like ‘Bullitt!’”
June 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Thanks FutureMrsTheDiesel
June 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am
yeah this episode coulda been cut down to about 2 minutes. i did like the fact that I.S. is smoking throughout the cycle chase and while hes trying to get snakes off his face. and who says there was no comedy? a big fat guy in yellow spandex running? HILARITY.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:18 am
travel tip: if you’re walking down the streets in Italy, and a cop flashes a red stop sign at you, HEED THE OCTAGON! They carry submachines and spiderman can’t help everyone at once.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am
WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON?!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
futuremrs, is that a Chris Rock reference? If so, +1!