KSK Mailbag: Thank You for Your Ignorant-Ass Feedback
We wouldn’t have our email addresses posted here if we didn’t welcome reader feedback. Many of our favorite things to appear on this site — the official KSK song comes to mind — have come from readers wanting to share their two cents.
(Side note: many sports bloggers also send KSK links to their take on the NBA Finals or an early look at the Cy Young race. These people can’t fuck off and die soon enough.)
Earlier this week, our own Unsilent Majority received the following email from reader (or possibly non-reader) Donovan Payton, who seemingly used his real name to email the Maj:
you suck man. Your blog sucks. KSK sucks. Rocky IV, the orgin of your name is the suckiest of them all…even worse than V….oh yeah…you suck.
DP
Thanks, Don! We couldn’t agree more. The Maj does suck. So do both our blog and Kissing Suzy Kolber, in case anyone gets the two confused. However, we missed the part where Suzy Kolber interviewed Ivan Drago in Rocky IV, and it’s the group’s majority opinion that V was a pretty sweet miniseries.
Remember when that hot chick unhinged her jaw and swallowed a guniea pig whole? Holy fuck. It looked like Maurice Morris on sailors’ payday. Alien Nazi lizards are bad news, man.
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June 6th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Eat a bowl of fuck, Donovan Payton!
June 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Is Donovan Payton like 12 years old? If so, what a fucking waste of a shitbag. The best parts of you ran down the crack of your mommy’s ass Donny.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Whaaa? It’s not some nice Mormon dude who wants to make sure the air pressure is appropriate in order to ensure roadway safety and proper fuel economy? It’s actually an evil lizard who will stick his tongue out at you? Geez…in these times, it truly makes you wonder who you can trust…certainly not someone like Donovan Payton…
June 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hey DP (DP? are you kidding? If my initials were a porn manuver also I wouldnt use them when refering to myself) why dont you suck a bag of dicks?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Not to stick up for Donovan Payton — whose real name is likely Herman’s Hermits Eli and who couldn’t spell his way out of a bowl of Cheerios — but it looks like there actually is an “unsilent majority” reference from Rocky IV.
Nicoli Koloff: It’s all lies and false propaganda to support this antagonistic and violent government.
Paulie: Whoa. Violent? Hey, we don’t keep our people behind a wall with machine guns.
Nicoli Koloff: Who are you?
Paulie: Who am I? I’m the unsilent majority, bigmouth.
I had to Google to find that, but apparently if you spend all day abusing yourself to the image of Dolph Lundgren’s well-oiled body like Jim Morrison Archie here, you pick up on lines like that.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
wait…Donovan Payton? Am I the only one not seeing this a McNabb/Manning collaboration?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Fair point, Otto. On the other hand, only communist pinko scum didn’t like Rocky IV.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
This kid doesn’t happen to be 19 living in Winston-Salem does he?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I wanna start sending in emails to get noticed by KSK!
June 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Good hustle, Otto Man.
Also, was the Beast Master in V? That was a good show. “Beast Master” was all right, too. It had the Dad from “Good Times” in it.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Alien Nazi lizards are bad news, man.
Tell me something I don’t know.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
While there may be a reference to “unsilent majority” in Rocy IV, to believe that this was the source of the phrase is sad.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Asshat.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Oh, I liked Rocky IV well enough, but if you’re looking for a quotable film in that saga, it’s Rocky III all the way.
And here’s a quote for Johnny McCocknozzle, or anyone else who wants to tangle with the Maj.
“Prediction? Pain.”
June 6th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
No, I don’t hate Balboa. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!
June 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Sylvester Stallone beating up Carl weathers, Mr. T and Dolph Lundgren? That’s top-notch special effects, homes.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I’m surprised anybody who thinks Rocky V is better than Rocky IV actually has enough brain power to operate a computer.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Ah, I see what you meant, CC. Upon re-reading Donny’s email I see that he was the one trashing Rocky IV.
And yet he can recognize obscure lines from it? Must be some kind of idiot savant.
Well, idiot at least.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
That lizard looks gay. Nancing about with his/her tongue exposed.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I actually had that “V” action figure when I was a kid. It’s probably still in a box in my parents’ attic, which is far, far away from my parents’ basement, the place from which I’m writing this post.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Isn’t Donovan Payton one of Buzz Bissinger’s pseudonyms?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Freddy Krueger looked a little gay in the red jumpsuit
June 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
What a jack off.
I’m going to email the KSK staff about it being 3:47PM EST on a Friday and no Fictional Cheerleader Biography post yet.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I read Maurice Morris as Mercury Morris. I nearly died laughing.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Well said Gino. Well said.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I don’t know Otto Man, IV definitely has its quotable moments, none better than…
“If he dies, he dies.”
June 6th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
if that lizard wants to go undercover and rush KA, the mask is a good start, but he probably should change into a polo shirt
June 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I’ll admit that, DHSC, but you just can’t top a film with Mr. T and Hulk Hogan.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Quick, everybody: what’s your favorite arm-wrestling movie?
For me, it’s “Over the Top”. It even has a Sammy Hagar-led van Halen song in it!
June 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
donovan payton is a backup dancer in the “kiss the kolber” music video.
his running man really completes the video. however, many of the other dancers found donovan impossible to work with because of a tendancy to peel back his face and reveal that he is in fact a human-devouring lizard.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Actually, now that I think about it, they did make a film that combined the Hulk Hogany chocolate of “Rocky III” and the lizardy peanut butter of the “V” show.
“They Live,” with Rowdy Roddy Piper doing battle with secret aliens.
So full of ass-kicking, it inspired the South Park Cripple Fight.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
For the record, the “Unsilent Majority” name is indirectly influenced by Paulie’s line, but there’s more to it.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Otto Man,
In other foreign cultures, you would be a woman and bear my children, but not be my wife (for legal reasons).
The street-fight between Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David in “They Live” (and reënacted in the “South Park” cripple fight between Timmy and Jimmy) is fucking legendary.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Nicoli Koloff: Whatever he hits, he destroys.
Drago: I must break you.
Drago: He is not human, he is a piece of iron.
Paulie: Uh, Rock, you remember what I said about wantin’ to be you?
Rocky: Yeah.
Paulie: Forget it.
Great quotes from IV, makes you forget about all the shitty Frank Stallone music.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Don’t forget about Rocky’s Old-School Siberian Training Montage.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Gino, I’m flattered. Maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no.
UM, don’t go proving that assburglar right.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Ok, you guys mentioned V. That’s does it. You have officially made the *complete* blog.
The half baby/lizard birth and subsequent forked tongue slither caused my skeleton to jump out of my 5 yr old skin.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Didn’t “V” air on Fridays back in the day? We’re in the Looking Glass, people.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I watched V when I was about seven and it scared me shitless when I saw it. Nevertheless it was still pretty kick-ass.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Man Donovan Payton, go lick donkey balls.
All the good putdowns have already been taken.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
google “silent majority” DP dumbass [Nixonian definition]. and where does UM live? uh. huh.
/communist pinko scum
June 7th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Didn’t V star the guy from Beastmaster, Mark Something? Indisputably awesome.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Marc Singer. And his character’s name in V? Mike DONOVAN. Hmmm….
June 8th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Hot damn! I asked that very question about The Beast Master being on “V” in this forum two days ago, but was too lazy and buzzed to look it up myself. Good on ya, swing4 and Matty L-Train!
I also know a guy named Mike Donovan. Next time I see him and ask if he was on “V”. Then I’ll punch him in the head. He knows why.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Your website still sucks….all movies with a sawed-off, over-hyped shitbag of an actor suck….the V was a reference to Rocky V…for what it’s worth, I only returned to this shitty website because my wife decided to google my name…for whatever reason..anyhoo, it was worth another good chuckle because your website sucks. That said, for all of you porn/anime freaks who like to talk shit about somebody you never met, if you walk past somebody you think is me, I encourage you to attempt to kick that person’s ass…and I truly hope it is me because you will fail miserably…just like is shitty website….KSK sucks…bite me.