Comments on: KSK Commenter Draft: Simpsons Character You’d Like To Befriend For Life

By: Probably Misses His Old Glasses

Probably Misses His Old Glasses — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:48:50 +0000

@KennyBallgame

I took Mr. Sparkle, this is no place for loafers!

I took some time off to scout and with an armful of videotapes and 40 times, I choose Uter because he’s got bosoms and he’s full of chocolate.

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:45:53 +0000

Linda Ronstadt – looked ok in hot tub, and can sing me to sleep.

“Senor Plow no es macho, sola mente es burracho…”

/if I spelled that wrong, chupa mi huevos

By: steve

steve — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:51:21 +0000

Marge. I need more MILFs in my life.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:23:37 +0000

I’ll take the guy who’s been a maitre d’ at the dinner theater, a clerk at Costington’s and a Brazilian waiter.

“Eh-Yesssss? Eh-Yesssss!”

And in Brazil: “Eh-Simmmm? Eh-Simmm!”

By: KennyBallgame

KennyBallgame — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:06:06 +0000

Nobody has stepped up to the plate on Boobarella or Mr. Sparkle? Mark it…

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:12:34 +0000

Bart’s Bigger Brother Tom. Steal of the draft.

“Bart, I could kiss you — if the Bigger Brothers hadn’t made me sign a form promising not to.”

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:44:51 +0000

While we’re on Springfield Elementary class pets, I’ll select Nibbles the hamster, Superdude’s successor.

“Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack!”

Also, Willie’s dad was a tough old bastard. I don’t think a bog could take him out permanently.

By: booger

booger — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:34:45 +0000

Groudskeeper Willie’s dad got thown into the Bog.
I’ll take Superdude the hamster. At least he ‘ll get a proper burial

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:17:33 +0000

Since joe don jovi took Bart’s Bigger Brother Tom (great pick, by the way), I’ll select Homer’s Littler Brother Pepsi, I mean Pepe. He’s a smart kid with low expectations, so we’ll get along well.

By: Ghost of Cito Gaston

Ghost of Cito Gaston — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:26:08 +0000

No one says Miss Hoover? The lady who faked lyme disease.