Comments on: KSK Commenter Draft: Current or Former NFL Player Whose Ass You’d Like to Kick On the Streets of Vegas

By: Shaq-Fu

Shaq-Fu — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:49:17 +0000

Tim.Fucking.Couch. for a few reasons

1) as long as his shoulders broken, he aint gonna put up a fight
2) this occurred right after the Browns returned, so not only did I have to deal with his shit, I had to “be thankful” we even had a fucking team
3) He lost to KELLY HOLCOMB for christs sake
4) Future of the Franchise? I grew up watching Kosar, and Couch sure as fuck wasnt the Future Kosar
5)Donovan Mcnabb went right after him, and I would trade Couch for Mcnabb or Germaine ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

Since im late to the party, I hope its ok if i make some extra picks

Webster Slaughter. YOUR JOB WAS TO BLOCK A CORNER SO BYNER COULD WALTZ INTO THE ENDZONE, HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP YOU STUPID DOUCHE?

Ozzie Newsome. Not for anything he did on the field, but for being the GM of the Ravens and not returning to Cleveland when he had the chance

Reuben Droughns. he cost us our whole D-line and went on to mediocrity, then he goes and ruins my Fantasy team last season

By: America's White Boy

America's White Boy — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:42:00 +0000

I would like to kick the ass of Mike Vanderjagt….he’s one of those guys who gets A’s on everything except the final….then he just kicks the final wide left, even though the professor gave him the answers.

By: Glen Fried Rice

Glen Fried Rice — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:21:57 +0000

Dierdorf has a way of jinxing teams in the booth. Why can’t he go to FOX and stop raping my AFC ears?
Anyway, my pick is Junior Seau. I didn’t mind him so much during the SD days, but after that whole “graduation” speech and fake retirement, I loathe his ass. Plus he plays for the cocksucking sons of whores. I’d like to bash him with a bicycle Ryu Ga Gotoku style.

By: Lo

Lo — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:11:07 +0000

Gary Anderson

By: fire carl peterson

fire carl peterson — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:17:07 +0000

Jay Cutler, hell I probably dont have to even kick his ass. Stuff some sugar down his throat and take his insulin away, diabetic fuckhead.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:33:54 +0000

Cris Collinsworth was taken on Friday. Sorry.

How about Fred “The Hammer” Williamson for talking shit before the super bowl and getting KTFO by an offensive player on Green Bay (I think). I know he was a badass in A Low Down Dirty Shame, but he’s old now and can get the asp to the knees.

By: Global Warming

Global Warming — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:23:36 +0000

Andre Rison – value pick

By: WTF!??

WTF!?? — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:21:48 +0000

I know that I am about 5 weeks late to this draft but out of 470 something picks………………….HOW IS CHRIS COLLINGSWORTH STILL ON THIS BOARD?? FUUUUUUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

By: THEBESTTHEREISWASANDWILLBE

THEBESTTHEREISWASANDWILLBE — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:18:33 +0000

Ronnie Harmon was a great pick…
how about Jonathan Hand for breaking Kelly’s knee two years in a row.
or Tedy Freaking Bruschi for ruining the only nationally televised Bills game three years ago?
oh no, Mike Williams (the tackle from Texas) for setting the Bills back five years.
or finally Jeff Hostetler… just drop the damn ball. Dammit!

one more… Bryan Cox… what a dousche bag.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:14:34 +0000

Can I beat the shit out of Otto Man for pretending to be a Chiefs fan before I beat up Lin Elliot?