Comments on: Help! Help! Jon Gruden Is Holding Me Hostage!

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:42:42 +0000

Jon Gruden is doing Chris Simms a disservice and ruining his career. He does not need 5 Quarterbacks and has no business in keeping Simms from being successful somewhere else especially with the shortage of quality quarterbacks in th NFL. Gruden needs to release Simms and allow another team to enjoy his skills. I grew up watching his father and I believe Chris can be very good. He comes from good genes just like the Manning’s.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:00:23 +0000

If anyone casually followed UT football when Chrissy Simms was a Longhorn, they know that he’s getting just what he deserves.

And by deserves, I mean what Simms lusts after and can’t get enough of.

Simms only had two testicles because he was on the same roster as Major Applewhite.

By: casserolemistake

casserolemistake — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:27:54 +0000

Thanks for the mention of the 11 year old “new” unis, Gino. I had my hopes up for the Jeff Garcia suggested change to leather chaps, nipple tassels, geek masks and cock rings all for naught! If you thought Derrick Brooks was an intimidating sight before…(2005).

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:55:10 +0000

The Bucs’ new unis and logo are just over-compensating for feelings they must deny. The original orange-cream uniforms and flaming pirate logo were far more accurate.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:25:16 +0000

I felt dirty just reading that.

By: Noonereally

Noonereally — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:23:48 +0000

What ever happened to the Shiny Pants tag?

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:54:54 +0000

Shouldn’t it be “me booty”, according to proper Piratin’ grammar?

Yar.

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:14:12 +0000

Fluergen!!! Fluergen!!!!

*lightbulb*

Oh, so THAT’S what Quagmire 3P0 meant by “the ‘Hey, let’s take a deep breath and experiment’ kind of boarded from the rear.”

By: porky1

porky1 — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:26:40 +0000

Buggery on the High Seas!!!

By: Chris - Bess Mervin

Chris - Bess Mervin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:59:40 +0000

I propose more use of the YAAAARGH tag.