Fun with Blind Items: Cleveland Steamer Edition
From the New York Daily News: Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: “Baby, you have no idea what I’m about to show you”? She fled toward the end zone.
Our guess after the colon:
Ladies, please note: the “end zone” is the LAST place you want to flee toward in this scenario.
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: “Baby, you have no idea what I’m about to show you”? She fled toward the end zone.
West Chelsea club? That reeks of a gay quarterback, and what he was probably going show her was the tatoo he got for pride day
June 30th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Picture borderline NSFW?
June 30th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I would guess it’s Najeh Davenport trying to show her the massive dump he just left in the bathroom sink, but I don’t think he qualifies as an “NFL star”.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
So Saturday I hear about this girl who took a dump on the hood of her ex’s car, right in front of him and his new girlfriend. Is this a new trend?
June 30th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
That picture just made my day… who needs strip clubs when i can go to KSK at work?
June 30th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I liked the Russell Crowe little tidbit.
“He said to me, ‘Take your best shot, mate.’ So I hit him in the face, but he barely blinked. At that point, I ran down Wilshire Blvd. as fast as I could.”
As would I. Screaming like a little bitch too.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Our guess after the colon
That’s another place you don’t want to be.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
It was Jared Lorenzen. He then proceeded to pull out 3 dozen biscuits from his coat pockets saying “They just had these things lying around on platters for anybody to take! Completely unguarded!”
June 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that if ANYBODY but a hot chick tries to pull you toward the bathroom promising to show you something, your answer should be FUCK and NO.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I’d like to flee to those chicks end zones. RAWRRRRR!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
We’d all like to flee from the cleve.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
QBBs (Quarter-Bouncin’-Bootays!)
June 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
If the girl was conscious, it wasn’t Jerramy Stevens
June 30th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
It was Eli Manning, and when the girl went in he showed her his new pony.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Was that your guess just because you wanted to post the pic again?
June 30th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Note to self: Never share food or drink with Devang. And never, ever, ever, let him bring the corn salsa and chips to any gathering.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I don’t care if the story is about the illegitimacy of the Zimbabwean runoff: find a way to work that photo into every post. Please.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@Everyone. That’s funny cause I was in a meeting all day. The person posing as me was none other than your resident shitbag, thenaturalmevs. This little fuckface has got it in for me.
Anyone can use anyone’s name. The fucking coward naturalmevs. Not that the gay mafia cares about some commenter war, but pull up the email address of this shitstain and you’ll see.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Homo strikes again. Good job dickless.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
thanks for the tip uff. ill be sure to avoid the endzone from now on! man, i learn something new on this site every day!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Also avoids the endzone at all costs - Chad Johnson
/Jams penecillin needle into arm to combat the several STDs contracted just by looking at the skanks in that picture/
July 1st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@devang: you can always go to his blog and blow it up…