Comments on: First Matt Walsh, now Nick Kaczur: are the Patriots a bunch of rat bastards? (Answer: yes)

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:50:51 +0000

Oddly enough, a ‘roid snitch did get wasted today, along with his girlfriend:

“A convicted steroids dealer who recently met with NFL security officials and gave them names of players he said bought steroids from him has been found dead in his home.
Early Thursday morning, Plano police made a welfare check and found 35-year-old David Jacobs and 30-year-old Amanda Jo Earhart-Savell dead. Both had been shot.”

By: Spaceman Spiff

Spaceman Spiff — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:45:11 +0000

DeezNutz, I think you know that we are not, in fact, better than that.

By: DeezNutz

DeezNutz — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:22:45 +0000

Can we at least stop with the clever names? HGHArrison. HAHAHA. Belicheat! Another great one. Come on commentors, you better than that. Right?

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:35:41 +0000

@Rocky

I can’t wait for Peyton to put the shiv in Kaczur during the coin toss.

By: RockyTop

RockyTop — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:53:02 +0000

I’ll kill a snitch. I’m not saying I have, I’m not saying I haven’t…

By: MartinTheMerciless

MartinTheMerciless — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:23:10 +0000

A Drug Enforcement Administration agent said in an affadavit that a cooperating witness—whose name was not revealed in the document—wore a recording device during three drug buys last month. In each of the deals, the witness bought 100 OxyContin pills from Ekasala for $3,900 in cash, the agent wrote.

DEA neglected to mention that Name, Address, and unlisted Number would be featured on the police report.

The NFL does not test for oxycodone but does prohibit the misuse of prescription drugs.

If he had asked the trainer, he would have received a jar of them with his name on a label.

By: Smoke

Smoke — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:43:13 +0000

Snitchers and talkers get stitches and walkers.

Matt Kaczur needs to GET GOT.

So says the code, so it shall be done.

By: flubby

flubby — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:58:51 +0000

Wait, why is he talking to himself for three lines?

Because I’m an effing moron.

By: Spaceman Spiff

Spaceman Spiff — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:13:58 +0000

Actually, it’s:

Witches put spells on
Snitches who then hitches up
Britches for pitches

/haiku

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:00:32 +0000

Wait, why is he talking to himself for three lines?