Comments on: Dear Mrs. Randall, YOUR HUSBAND DIED A COWBOY!

By: Pen Dragon

Pen Dragon — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:26:07 +0000

And GWB was born in Connecticut.

By: TexasMike

TexasMike — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:59:04 +0000

@jujrock – One problem, Texas can’t take credit. JGDJ is the proud son of Arkansas.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:59:53 +0000

double j: the most galactic fuck up texas has produced since our currently shitting president. may double j continue to live an existence that represents his idea of hell on earth – seeing the pride of tixas lose in the first round of the playoffs every goddam year. the shame and frustration just have to cause him to vapor lock sooner or later. they just have to.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:57:16 +0000

I’m not so sure, Mamacita.

Double J strikes me as the kind of guy who’s tell a nun to go Cheney herself.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:49:12 +0000

@hercules rockefeller

That kid … that kid is BACK on the escalator!

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:15:39 +0000

Damn. I was really hoping ol’ Double J would take the title “Head Nigger In Charge.”

By: eastend

eastend — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:18:12 +0000

mmmm… squirrel fricassee

By: jawnitout

jawnitout — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:40:31 +0000

After reading this, all I really want is a wreck from Potbelly’s.

Maybe I’ll go tomorrow for lunch.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:51:33 +0000

@ Otto Man — It’s that JJ would never cuss in front of a lady. He would pour it on so thick she’d nearly drown, then cuss a blue streak in the front office.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:35:11 +0000

I’ve been trying to figure out which detail of this post doesn’t ring true.

I think it’s the fact that Double J would never have sent a letter.

He’d have communicated all this by strippergram.