Because we haven’t made fun of the Pats in a few days…

Not included:

“where Larryoke happens”

“where ratting out your dealer happens”

“where Senior Seau happens”

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25 Responses to “Because we haven’t made fun of the Pats in a few days…”

  1. Shinons Says:

    Poor Boston. They win another championship, but this time they don’t have any white people to over-glorify for it since they already blasted Danny Ainge too much. Well I guess if you listen to Simmons, the fans apparently have more to do with the Celtics’ success than anyone on the court…

    /18-1

  2. Cam Martin Says:

    Where Hitler happens

    /Jemele’d

  3. ballsdeep Says:

    fucking awesome

  4. BuzzBizz Says:

    They forgot…

    “where cheating coaches run off the field after getting spanked like a 3-dollar whore happens”

  5. twoeightnine Says:

    Kaczur is going to get suspended right? If helping the govt. gets you out of trouble with the league I have a feeling we’ll be seeing Pacman on the campaign trail in dark sunglasses and an ear piece.

  6. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Come now. Surely we can discuss this in a rational ma…

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Ahem.

  7. Comicbook Guy Says:

    You show an appalling lack of…giggling……….common…..laughing……….sense……………..
    sorry…….
    @futuremrs. weeeeeeeeeee back at ya

  8. Chazz_Goodtimes Says:

    Thank you for reminding me that I would trade every single celtics win this season for that Superbowl. Dicks.

    /last night was still awesome.

    //Wish I hadn’t flipped over so many police cruisers (back hurts).

  9. Otto Man Says:

    “Oh, your tears taste so good.”

  10. paul Says:

    look, everybody in boston knows that the celtics won last night solely on the efforts of brian scalabrine

  11. porky1 Says:

    No, no, it was the ghost of Red Auerbach, paul.

  12. Francois Leroux Speedskater Says:

    Um, Paul and porky, you are neglecting to mention the important contributions of Scot Pollard.

  13. porky1 Says:

    Celtics fans order of credit for 2008 title:
    1. Themselves
    2. Ghost of Red
    3. Kevin McHale
    4. Danny Ainge
    5. WELKAAAHHHHH
    6. Paul Pierce, Finals MVP and “one of the good ones”

  14. Shinons Says:

    Well done porky. I’d dispute the order of #4 and #5, but a truly magnificent job.

  15. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Um hi you clearly left Ted Kennedy off that list… for shame.

  16. Dubey Says:

    The jealousy continues. This site really is grasping as straws. Hopefully Drew and his prep school going ass can cotinue his onslaught of calling us racist. Because as we all know growing up in Minn. and going to private school make him an authority on matters such as that.

  17. Canada Dry Says:

    Honorable mention: Papelbon

    Thanks, KSK. After all the happy Boston fans last night, I needed this.

  18. porky1 Says:

    Hey, Minnesota has at least 50 black people, Dubey! That’s like one for every ten lakes! I mean, the number changes as trades are made and free agents come and go, plus Prince has a place in Vegas, but…

  19. Canada Dry Says:

    @Dubey: I’ll have you know we have plenty of black people, including some that don’t wear velvet jumpsuits and play guitar. For serious!

    Also, going to prep schools probably gives you a up-close look at the making and warning signs of a racist.

  20. denvergodfather Says:

    Dubey is racist

  21. lowguppy Says:

    How about “Where holding happens?” to Seymour and Adalius…

  22. mini dagger Says:

    where dating the living dead happens…

    (seriously bill, that woman is terrifying)

  23. BuzzBizz Says:

    @ Dubey

    I’d take you a lot more seriously bro if you weren’t dry humping your WELKAAAH fathead while you post.

  24. Dubey Says:

    Sorry, I’m a Rodney Harrison jersey wearing yahoo.

  25. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    Yeah, that’s not much better.

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