A Very Gay Second Birfday
06.29.08
WHAT?! IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY?!
Well, no one told me!
/runs to CVS, buys lamest card on shelf
/buys pack of Ring Dings
/eats one Ring Ding
/sticks candle in other Ring Ding
Happy Birthday, us! If only we had remembered. We could have spent a whole day being completely insufferable!
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congrats and keep up the great work.
(no jokes here, just keep moving)
They’re always so cute at that age…
I get in trouble trying to recommend this site to my friends… is it a sports site? Porn site? Social commentary? I really don’t know… I end up telling them it’s about football, and just to go look for themselves. Can we create a new category for you?
Happy birthday to my favorite sports/porn/commentary/blog/hate spewing/dick joking/cheerleader leering/JJ and Wade posting… uh, you catch my drift.
Happy Birthday, zipperhead!
/finally gets to use an Animal Mother quote from the movie
two? what is that in gay years? around 10, now?
BTW, what did your float look like in the gay pride parades this weekend?
When you said “completely insufferable” you should have linked to the deadspin Will Leitch roast.
I’d like to point out that Falco did that in under one year.
Wow, you guys have accomplished quite a bit in two years! Flub had a kid, Drew wrote a book, Ape got famously fired, Uff made his Fox News debut, Unsilent got a girlfriend, Punter got married, and Falco joined Hoffa. Now if you could only learn how to poop in the toilet….
Happy Birthday.
happy bday assholes.
@Upstate
There there is why I dread having kids. My dog’s daily 5AM let him out so he can poop/piss is bad enough, but at least all I have to do is open a door.
So how long does Maj have before he needs to get high in the garage now instead of pretending he’s “just smoking a cigarette.”
not much more than a week younger than my daughter. oooooh i hope they date down the line!!!
Well only 17 more yrs till you can legally buy cigarettes in Alabama.
Can’t wait to hear about your afternoon at Chuckie Cheese celebrating the big 2
/as opposed to you celebrating going number 2
// as 2 year olds do
@Otto, good point.
The fact that you were up at 7 a.m. makes me really question what you are up to on the weekends
It’s called fatherhood. It starts around dawn.
@Illegal Immigrant: Drew is a church-going man
The fact that you were up at 7 a.m. makes me really question what you are up to on the weekends
/lifts cheek, lets out a hangover fart, passes out from fumes
So is this the start of the “terrible twos” around here? This could get very interesting.
Our little baby’s all growed up!
Weekend birthday? Where were the whores?
/remembered
/didn’t care
/OD’d on circle-jerking at the Leitch roast