A Very Gay Second Birfday
WHAT?! IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY?!
Well, no one told me!
/runs to CVS, buys lamest card on shelf
/buys pack of Ring Dings
/eats one Ring Ding
/sticks candle in other Ring Ding
Happy Birthday, us! If only we had remembered. We could have spent a whole day being completely insufferable!
Tags: birthday shit, we're toddlers, whatever
June 29th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Weekend birthday? Where were the whores?
/remembered
/didn’t care
/OD’d on circle-jerking at the Leitch roast
June 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Our little baby’s all growed up!
June 29th, 2008 at 9:08 am
So is this the start of the “terrible twos” around here? This could get very interesting.
June 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
The fact that you were up at 7 a.m. makes me really question what you are up to on the weekends
/lifts cheek, lets out a hangover fart, passes out from fumes
June 29th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
@Illegal Immigrant: Drew is a church-going man
June 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
The fact that you were up at 7 a.m. makes me really question what you are up to on the weekends
It’s called fatherhood. It starts around dawn.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
@Otto, good point.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Can’t wait to hear about your afternoon at Chuckie Cheese celebrating the big 2
/as opposed to you celebrating going number 2
// as 2 year olds do
June 29th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Well only 17 more yrs till you can legally buy cigarettes in Alabama.
June 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
not much more than a week younger than my daughter. oooooh i hope they date down the line!!!
June 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
So how long does Maj have before he needs to get high in the garage now instead of pretending he’s “just smoking a cigarette.”
June 29th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
@Upstate
There there is why I dread having kids. My dog’s daily 5AM let him out so he can poop/piss is bad enough, but at least all I have to do is open a door.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
happy bday assholes.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:03 am
Wow, you guys have accomplished quite a bit in two years! Flub had a kid, Drew wrote a book, Ape got famously fired, Uff made his Fox News debut, Unsilent got a girlfriend, Punter got married, and Falco joined Hoffa. Now if you could only learn how to poop in the toilet….
Happy Birthday.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:51 am
I’d like to point out that Falco did that in under one year.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:51 am
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June 30th, 2008 at 9:01 am
When you said “completely insufferable” you should have linked to the deadspin Will Leitch roast.
June 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am
BTW, what did your float look like in the gay pride parades this weekend?
June 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am
two? what is that in gay years? around 10, now?
June 30th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Happy Birthday, zipperhead!
/finally gets to use an Animal Mother quote from the movie
June 30th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I get in trouble trying to recommend this site to my friends… is it a sports site? Porn site? Social commentary? I really don’t know… I end up telling them it’s about football, and just to go look for themselves. Can we create a new category for you?
Happy birthday to my favorite sports/porn/commentary/blog/hate spewing/dick joking/cheerleader leering/JJ and Wade posting… uh, you catch my drift.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:03 am
They’re always so cute at that age…
June 30th, 2008 at 11:22 am
congrats and keep up the great work.
(no jokes here, just keep moving)