Comments on: A Message From The American Beverage Institute

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:19:50 +0000

Paul Hornung wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame if these things existed in the 60s.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:19:03 +0000

Benson could just have Steve Carell do the breathalizer for him.

By: Roy Hobbs

Roy Hobbs — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:42:24 +0000

They can have my football when they pull it from my cold, dead hands.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:00:56 +0000

That doesn’t look anything like the breathalizer Pacman Jones had to put in his mouth to get reinstated into the NFL. As a matter of fact, it’s not even conencted to Goodell’s crotch.

I detect some tomfoolery going on here in this post.

By: BigTravATX

BigTravATX — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:08:38 +0000

leonard little needs one of these everytime he gets behind the wheel… NO ONE IS SAFE…

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:59:58 +0000

Thank you, Gern. I was hoping SOMEONE would pick up on it…

By: rusrus

rusrus — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:44:20 +0000

If his average yards per carry exceeded his BAC, the Bears might have kept him. It’s a shame…

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By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:27:10 +0000

ballbreathfacts.org, however, is a site i’m sure many of you are familiar with.

By: Shinons

Shinons — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:25:47 +0000

I heard that if running backs drink beer, then they’ll catch the football and run down the field and shoot the guy who wants to tackle him, then shoot another guy who wants to tackle him, then shoot the cop that wants to shoot him, then score a touchdown. Beer makes you score touchdowns. Yay beer.