You’re Nobody ’til Somebody Loves You Kills You Writes a Song About Your Blog
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It’s one thing to go around calling yourself a bunch of douchebags on a blog, but none of it can ever be official until said blog has an anthem to call its own. Today, we are officially douchebags of the highest regard, because today KSK has its very own song.
MC Seez Mics of the duo Educated Consumers happens to be a reader of the site, and he figured we needed an official song. All it took was one of our Sex Cannon t-shirts, and the most important deal in hip hop since Rawkus Records signed Black Star was done. What resulted is quite possibly the greatest thing to ever happen. It’s with great pleasure that I introduce to you Kiss the Kolber.
The timing of this release couldn’t be better, because Educated Consumers begin touring tonight at Washington DC’s own Rock and Roll (H Street: Slightly better than you remember!) as a part of the Appetite For Distraction Tour.
Huge thanks are due to Seez Mics, who laid down this track in less time than it takes Drew to write a Wade & Jerry post while sitting on the shitter at work.
Today was a good day.
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Tags: douchebags, Educated Consumers, Gay Mafia, hip hop is still alive, Kissing Suzy Kolber, songs that will play at my funeral
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May 27th, 2008 at 11:17 am
bob pooner is stunned speechless by the awesomeness….
May 27th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Pretty good…I think this guy does some stuff with the Junkies in DC.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Neat!
Hip hop is dead though. D-E-D.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:32 am
It’s like Chanukah in May, isn’t it, Maj?
May 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Boston does not approve of these black people speaking
May 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am
# of songs about Bissinger: zero
Nerds in mom’s basement FTW!
May 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I’m not impressed, Jay Z said that if I ever wrote a blog he’d do an entire album about it
May 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Color me impressed.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Nice song. I would have expected the anthem to be featuring either Clay Aiken or Toby Keith, but still very good.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
this awesomeness cannot be ingored. I can’t imagine being somebody.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
word?
May 27th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
That’s fucking awesome.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
we copied and pasted and sent to all of our friends in hip hop radio land….well done
May 27th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
*sniffle Buh… buh… but you guys didn’t put up the whimsical folk song entitled “A Kiss For My Suzy” I wrote and sent you!
Assholes.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Word is bond son, that shit is dope like baking soda and coke.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Who knew dick jokes and capping on douche bags like Philip Rivers would get you your own song. Maybe Xmas Ape can use the royalties to get some health insurance seeing how he got canned from his day job.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
love the song; but when’s the saturday morning cartoon coming out where the six of you go around solving crimes?
May 27th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Never thought I would see E&A on KSK. It’s acronymerrific!
May 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Seriously impressed. I am so gay on this website.
/gay on everything
May 27th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
That was pretty freakin’ good. I was sorta expecting 3rd Bass and actually got some real Rawkus beats with lyrics that weren’t bad at all.
So I guess the next step for KSK is for you all to appear at the next Source awards…just don’t get shot by T.I or The Game or some other rapper.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
@jackin’4beats MC Serch just died a little inside.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
The song’s great, but you’re not really anybody until you get to write a narcissistic cover piece for NYT Magazine about how everything that ever happened to you matters.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
+1
May 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Awesome stuff.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Congratulations, boys. Like John Spade said, every hero needs some theme music.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
How many times has Big Daddy Drew beat off to this (so far)?
May 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
He’s waiting for the Queens of the Stone Age remix
May 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
“beaten off”, that is.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Say, does Trouble Funk still play in D.C.? I ask because I’m old and 3,000 miles away? Trouble Funk- anybody?
Get the hell off my lawn! Slow down! Those squirrels are on thin fucking ice with me.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
“You wanna help?” Drunk Joe Namath: “YEAH!”
Nice touch, sir. Nice touch.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Seez is wearing the sex cannon shirt.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
that kicks quite a bit of ass
May 27th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
That’s pretty awesome. While it plays, I’m picturing all of you walking down a street (at night, of course, and it’s just rained, so everything’s all shiny and cool-looking, like in a Michael Mann movie). It’s also slo-mo. Suddenly, Peter King, Brady Quinn, Buzz Bissinger, Belichik (sp?), Gregg Easterbrook, Jerry Jones and both Mannings appear. You deliver the atomic wedgies they all so richly deserve, and stride away triumphantly.
It’s possible I’ve given this way too much thought.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:06 am
i read KSK everyday. mostly for the mock drafts, for they are my time to shine.
i never really liked educated consumers. their name reminds me of something abe simpson would say.
however… i find this song intoxicating. i am high on life (peyote helps) and will be using this song as my motivation to walk to 7-11 for a big gulp.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Ya betta ask somebodaaay/Man, pipe down Marmalard!
Awesome. Very nice touch.
May 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
@ Nevernude: On the contrary, they very highly approve of the white man taking the black man’s artform as their own.
May 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
dope.
holler for a remix.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:24 am
i wonder if Wale is available
June 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
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June 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
here we are again.
you thought the comments for this song were going to fade like so many scott mitchell replica jerseys in the detroit sun…
YOU
CAN’T
STOP
EDUCATED
CONSUMERS
unless you pay them.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:09 am
7fThank’s.7j I compleatly agree with last post. wtu
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