You Got Ro–Oh God, No!
05.12.08Tony Romo made a recent stop at Wrigley Field where he lead the crowd in a rendition of Take Me Out to the Ball Game. In a shocking twist that nobody saw coming, he was fucking terrible.
Clearly he’s trying to endear himself to the Simpson ladies. That performance showed the vocal range we’d expect from Jessica and all of the uncomfortable moments that make Ashley’s performances so special.
Harry Caray’s corpse has more charisma as of late.
video courtesy of Bugs and Cranks
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Did anyone notice he sound like Jimmy from South Park when he counts the strikes?
Aikman was SEVEN?!? Jesus, I think my brain just exploded.
In other news, Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, that was terrible.
For those of you filthy savages who are sick of America’s Team, be ready to be a lot more sick of them this summer … they’re signed on for HBO’s Hard Knocks again. Pac-Man and T.O.? In the same training camp? With Romo and Jess? Man … that makes the wait for Entourage to come back a lot easier.
I don’t even recognize Ashley Simpson anymore. Is that her in the video?
“Chris: Romo is number 9 retard… Aikman was 7. Jessica freaking Simpson isnt be smart enough to wear the better QB’s jersey…”
Troy Aikman was number 8.
He was worse than Devin Hester, and that is saying a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0BspmOhYQ0
Hey, at least we got to see Erin Esurance’s legs at the end.
Finally, someone to make Ozzy’s rendition of the stretch sound adequate. Carl Lewis, you’re forgiven.
Jessica freaking Simpson isnt be smart enough to wear the better QB’s jersey…
Isn’t she be?
romophobia now at an all time high
Chris: Romo is number 9 retard… Aikman was 7. Jessica freaking Simpson isnt be smart enough to wear the better QB’s jersey…
Fenway?
Listen, I said I was drunk. But it was the best hockey game I ever saw.
Sorry, I’m a fucking idiot and accidentally hit the sumbit comment prematurely (yeah, I know, I know, probably not the only thing I do prematurely. Stop that, it’s a sensitive subject with me). Now, on with the lame post.
1. He fumbled the mike.
2.Jess was in the booth wearing a pink #7 jersey.
ehhhh… that’s about it, because it was fuckin’ horrible. Did he think it was January? You know how Tony likes to come up small in that month. I guess now, we can add May to the list as well.
Ways this could have been worse:
Carl Lewis thinks your singing sucks.
dont you hate pants?
He didn’t drop the ball due to an extra slick ball being put into play? The MLB must have reviewed tape and instituted the “pre-wearing” of balls before use in play for this season then.
The best part was that Romo threw out the first pitch
So he managed to hold onto the ball, then?
Joe Simpson and Jerry Jones work together to get Romo a record deal.
Romo’s totally like awesome brah. LEAVE. HIM. ALONE!!!1!!!!11
“Cubs fandom has nothing to do with it. And Caray might have endorsed Bud, but I’m pretty sure Fenway is an Old Style only zone.
Or maybe I’d just had too many the last time I was there to see anything else.”
Fenway?
Hey Otto, remember that Caray was a Cubs fan and a BUD Man…though Bud is shit.
Cubs fandom has nothing to do with it. And Caray might have endorsed Bud, but I’m pretty sure Fenway is an Old Style only zone.
Or maybe I’d just had too many the last time I was there to see anything else.
The best part was that Romo threw out the first pitch also, and all through that and his singing he got booed unmercilessly. I loved it.
Hey Otto, remember that Caray was a Cubs fan and a BUD Man…though Bud is shit.
Anyway, I thought you guys said ROBOsexuals.
Harry Caray could pull this off even after a dozen Old Styles, and anyone who can’t measure up to his blurry example should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
@BTATX
Eddie Vedder does a pretty awesome (and hammered) version himself. I believe it’s on the Youtubes somewhere if you care.
Didn’t they try this with Jeff Gordon at a Cubs game a few years ago, with even worse results? As I recall, he didn’t even know what the words were. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WRIGLEY FIELD
Sucked as he did – JJ thinks his boy Romo is a star!!!! Albeit one that is falling faster than Simpson’s panties around her daddy.
/man that was sick comment
It sounded like he was choking. But, in his defense, he did just get back from Mexico where the air is quite dry.
Romo, your making it harder and harder to defend you… but then again when has anyone NOT from Chicago ever looked good singing take me out to the ballpark at wrigley. My favorite is still Ditka, obviously hammered, singing to the loving, also drunk, Cubs fans. DA BEARS!
It was truly awful.