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	<title>Comments on: WHY AAAH WELKAAAH&#8217;S TEETH AWFF-WHITE?</title>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 21:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>since when was Tonya Harding named Miss Kentucky?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>since when was Tonya Harding named Miss Kentucky?</p>
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		<title>By: mamacita</title>
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		<dc:creator>mamacita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 07:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe it&#039;s spelled &quot;teef&quot; when you&#039;re drunk.

That is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe it&#8217;s spelled &#8220;teef&#8221; when you&#8217;re drunk.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Uncle Jesse

You forgot the round table where BDD turns to Bissinger and shouts &quot;Have you even read F__k it, I&#039;m Throwin it Downfield???&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Uncle Jesse</p>
<p>You forgot the round table where BDD turns to Bissinger and shouts &#8220;Have you even read F__k it, I&#8217;m Throwin it Downfield???&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: buzz'shorse</title>
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		<dc:creator>buzz'shorse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The dude in Justin Sane&#039;s middle and the braaaawd look like brother and sister</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The dude in Justin Sane&#8217;s middle and the braaaawd look like brother and sister</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 Grimey.  Well done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 Grimey.  Well done.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan From Chicago</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan From Chicago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Uncle Jesse, what, no horse fucking, too?  Just makes such a show complete.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Uncle Jesse, what, no horse fucking, too?  Just makes such a show complete.</p>
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		<title>By: Uncle Jesse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Jesse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The NFL is going to hell-in-a-handbasket...

first Leinart with girls and beer bongs, Moss with girls, and now wacky poses from Wes Welker???

I think this deserves at least a 3 minute segment on PTI and a 3 part, 6 hour mini-series sports media event special on HBO hosted by Costas with commentary by Buzz Bissinger... &quot;Wes fucking Welker and fucking Matt Leinart and everyone on the fucking internet is fucking dumbing down America.  Shit.  Fuck.  Why do I fucking hate you all so fucking much?  I don&#039;t fucking know.  Shit.  Why do cucumbers taste better fucking pickled?  Shit?  Fuck!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The NFL is going to hell-in-a-handbasket&#8230;</p>
<p>first Leinart with girls and beer bongs, Moss with girls, and now wacky poses from Wes Welker???</p>
<p>I think this deserves at least a 3 minute segment on PTI and a 3 part, 6 hour mini-series sports media event special on HBO hosted by Costas with commentary by Buzz Bissinger&#8230; &#8220;Wes fucking Welker and fucking Matt Leinart and everyone on the fucking internet is fucking dumbing down America.  Shit.  Fuck.  Why do I fucking hate you all so fucking much?  I don&#8217;t fucking know.  Shit.  Why do cucumbers taste better fucking pickled?  Shit?  Fuck!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Grimey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grimey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 20:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For those New England Patriots fans who plan on printing this photo for the sole purpose of skeeting on WELKAAH!&#039;s face, &lt;a href=&quot;http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/welkah-skeeball.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;here&#039;s a photo&lt;/a&gt; that will make things a little more interesting</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those New England Patriots fans who plan on printing this photo for the sole purpose of skeeting on WELKAAH!&#8217;s face, <a href="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/welkah-skeeball.jpg" rel="nofollow">here&#8217;s a photo</a> that will make things a little more interesting</p>
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		<title>By: Stokes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stokes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 20:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Completely unrelated to this post, but Christmas Ape and KSK got namechecked at my graduation yesterday. Sadly it was by one of the editors of the Washington Post speaking at the Commencement for the school of Communication, not by Larry Luchino at the schoolwide commencement.

So I will now forever associate my graduation with Welkaaaaah gargling Simmons&#039;s seed. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Completely unrelated to this post, but Christmas Ape and KSK got namechecked at my graduation yesterday. Sadly it was by one of the editors of the Washington Post speaking at the Commencement for the school of Communication, not by Larry Luchino at the schoolwide commencement.</p>
<p>So I will now forever associate my graduation with Welkaaaaah gargling Simmons&#8217;s seed. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.</p>
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		<title>By: Fa Cube Itches</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fa Cube Itches</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 20:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just shooting the new Bud Light commercial -

Whuzzaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp! 

Whuzaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp!

Welkaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!</description>
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<p>Whuzzaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp! </p>
<p>Whuzaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp!</p>
<p>Welkaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!</p>
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