WHY AAAH WELKAAAH’S TEETH AWFF-WHITE?
With Randy Moss already having been pictured with Miss Kentucky at the Derby, it’s good to see Don Chavez get this photo of Dr. Underneath showing off his pearly sallow whites to the camera.
Come now, Wesley. Leave the fellateface to Pats fans imagination. Simmons may not leave the house for weeks now. You know how nuts he goes for the white guy uvula. Or was that urethra?
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Tags: welkah, white receivers, xmas ape
May 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
There will be many a color copy with a hole cut out of it in New England tonight…
May 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Nothing sage raging heterosexuality like dressing exactly like your buddy.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:58 am
This picture terrifies me. Perhaps it’s the sextet of searing blue eyes? There’s just something very Village of the Damned about it. Like this is the last thing you see before you kill yourself with your own pitchfork.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Looks like an Aryan Nation recruiting poster.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Even Welkah deserves to get laid once in his life……or not.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Also, as per the headline: I’d say Welkah could benefit from a trip to the Gentle Dental, no?
(can’t believe I didn’t come up with that right away… BOO ME)
May 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
The dude in my middle scares the shit out of me.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
…the middle.
Fuck.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
@Justin Sane
That may have been the funniest typo I’ve ever read.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
That may have been the funniest typo I’ve ever read.
Tobias Funke doesn’t get the joke.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Nothing wrong with that.
I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.
Context…
I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Tobias… you blow hard!
May 19th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Can you imagine how jealous that would make her?
“Where’s Tobias?” “Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in…”
Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?
May 19th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Not pictured: Bill Simmons performing fellatio.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“It’s easy for that daahkie Moss’ teeth to look white when his skin is all daahk and shit. Welkah’s still the man.”
/Tawmmy’d
May 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Aww, they’re the color of Bruschi.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I dont know which one is Welkah but i do know the two dudes look like they sleep together AND that Welkah went to school in Lubock Texas; I am sure all of us know that there is nothing to do in Lubock beside Glory Hole Bingo at the trucker rest stop…
May 19th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Wait…is that a spot of nut on Welkaaaaaaaaaaaah’s tongue? Had to be Simmons’d
May 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
(Yawn.)
May 19th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Wait…is that a spot of nut on Welkaaaaaaaaaaaah’s tongue? Had to be Simmons’d
I think that’s a bit of blotter paper. Welkaaaaaaaaaah is about to become the Prince of Parties.
May 19th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Just shooting the new Bud Light commercial -
Whuzzaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp!
Whuzaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhp!
Welkaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
May 19th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Completely unrelated to this post, but Christmas Ape and KSK got namechecked at my graduation yesterday. Sadly it was by one of the editors of the Washington Post speaking at the Commencement for the school of Communication, not by Larry Luchino at the schoolwide commencement.
So I will now forever associate my graduation with Welkaaaaah gargling Simmons’s seed. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.
May 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
For those New England Patriots fans who plan on printing this photo for the sole purpose of skeeting on WELKAAH!’s face, here’s a photo that will make things a little more interesting
May 19th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
The NFL is going to hell-in-a-handbasket…
first Leinart with girls and beer bongs, Moss with girls, and now wacky poses from Wes Welker???
I think this deserves at least a 3 minute segment on PTI and a 3 part, 6 hour mini-series sports media event special on HBO hosted by Costas with commentary by Buzz Bissinger… “Wes fucking Welker and fucking Matt Leinart and everyone on the fucking internet is fucking dumbing down America. Shit. Fuck. Why do I fucking hate you all so fucking much? I don’t fucking know. Shit. Why do cucumbers taste better fucking pickled? Shit? Fuck!”
May 19th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
@ Uncle Jesse, what, no horse fucking, too? Just makes such a show complete.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
+1 Grimey. Well done.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
The dude in Justin Sane’s middle and the braaaawd look like brother and sister
May 19th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
@ Uncle Jesse
You forgot the round table where BDD turns to Bissinger and shouts “Have you even read F__k it, I’m Throwin it Downfield???”
May 20th, 2008 at 3:26 am
I believe it’s spelled “teef” when you’re drunk.
That is all.
May 20th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
since when was Tonya Harding named Miss Kentucky?