Where the F*ck Is Waldo Winslow?

The Cleveland Browns have been wondering exactly where the fuck their Pro Bowl tight end has been hiding out this offseason. Fortunately, our intrepid field reporters managed to capture a snapshot that shows our missing protagonist in action. Can you pick out the real Kellen from all of the impostors?

Hint: He’s one of the fucking soldiers.

Not to worry Browns, Drew Rosenhaus is on the case!

Yeah assholes, why should he have to pick up the (SPRINT MOBILE!) phone and tell his coach where he’s at? For soldiers like Winslow, leaking such information could put his entire unit in danger.

Photoshop by Ape

Video via FanHaus FanHouse

Waldo image via JTrue

Tags: fucking soldiers, kellen winslow, Photoshops, Unsilent Majority, xmas ape

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12 Responses to “Where the F*ck Is Waldo Winslow?”

1. John John The Bastard Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm

   Is he the one on the right?

2. Naptown Drew Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm

   Why is Ufford wearing a Cleveland uniform?

3. Pemulis Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 5:17 pm

   thats been photoshopped?

4. Hard Drugs & Easy Listening Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm

   That advertising had no effect on me.

   MUST BUY SPRINT PHONE! (or enroll in clown college)

5. smeos Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   Hah, you’re all stupid. They’re gonna be lookin’ for Army guys.

6. Otto Man Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm

   Well played, Smeo.

   I, for one, appreciate the artist’s rendering of Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location.

7. Animal Mother Says:
   May 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm

   Is that first pic a screen shot from Pulp Fiction? Is that the Gimp or Zed?

   Cuz Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

8. Gourmet Spud Says:
   May 23rd, 2008 at 9:04 am

   Last I heard he was still trying to drum up financing for Police Academy 7.

9. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:
   May 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am

   Drew Rosenhaus: his mere sight makes me stabby.

10. DeepFriar Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Winslow: I know I’ve been on the DL for two out of four years, so I want to renegotiate my contract.
    Savage: Really? Reducing your salary cap hit would be great for the team.
    Rosenhous: No, we want more.
    Savage: What you talkin’ bout, Winslow.

11. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Heh. The Waldo in that top picture kinda has an Ape vibe, no?

12. mini dagger Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    I think the waldo picture is an outtake from a radiohead music video.

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