Where the F*ck Is Waldo Winslow?
05.22.08
The Cleveland Browns have been wondering exactly where the fuck their Pro Bowl tight end has been hiding out this offseason. Fortunately, our intrepid field reporters managed to capture a snapshot that shows our missing protagonist in action. Can you pick out the real Kellen from all of the impostors?
Not to worry Browns, Drew Rosenhaus is on the case!
Yeah assholes, why should he have to pick up the (SPRINT MOBILE!) phone and tell his coach where he’s at? For soldiers like Winslow, leaking such information could put his entire unit in danger.
Photoshop by Ape
Video via FanHaus FanHouse
Waldo image via JTrue
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I think the waldo picture is an outtake from a radiohead music video.
Heh. The Waldo in that top picture kinda has an Ape vibe, no?
Winslow: I know I’ve been on the DL for two out of four years, so I want to renegotiate my contract.
Savage: Really? Reducing your salary cap hit would be great for the team.
Rosenhous: No, we want more.
Savage: What you talkin’ bout, Winslow.
Drew Rosenhaus: his mere sight makes me stabby.
Last I heard he was still trying to drum up financing for Police Academy 7.
Is that first pic a screen shot from Pulp Fiction? Is that the Gimp or Zed?
Cuz Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Well played, Smeo.
I, for one, appreciate the artist’s rendering of Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location.
Hah, you’re all stupid. They’re gonna be lookin’ for Army guys.
That advertising had no effect on me.
MUST BUY SPRINT PHONE! (or enroll in clown college)
thats been photoshopped?
Why is Ufford wearing a Cleveland uniform?
Is he the one on the right?