What The Fack Is Welkah’s Fackin’ Name Doin’ Awn A BLACK Cahhhhh????
Is this the coolest fackin’ Hawndah you’ve ever seen or what? LIVE FREE OR FACKIN’ DIE! That’s how we fackin’ roll in Porchmuth, New Hampchahhhhh, ya fackin’ anklegrabbahs! Can you find a tattoo pahhhluh over in Mass? No! Ya gawtta came to ow-uh fackin’ state!
FACK YOU! Welkah fan far life!
Special thanks to reader Barry O, who is very handsome and deserves some sort of coital compensation for his efforts.
Tags: are you fucking kidding me?, good lord, seriously?, sully from porchmuth
May 21st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Special thanks to reader Barry O, who is very handsome and deserves some sort of coital compensation for his efforts.
Alright, but this is the last time.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Come on and give Bo Burnham credit for the hawndah joke.
Gr8 Pl8 huh?
May 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Who the fuck is Bo Burnham?
May 21st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NA4_IU49bU
May 21st, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I thought Simmons lived in California? Guess he’s hiding out in NH.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:12 pm
wait, this barry o?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_o
i think he was confused enough about coitus.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:43 pm
/used to own SPRRIER plates
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
i won’t be impressed until i know his high score on welkah skeeball
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:32 am
Maj – Are you going to get ZORNY plates?
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
ANOTHER Welker post? Seriously?
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am
That caaaaaaaaah is a fackin’ daaaaaaaaaahkie, I’ve totally loahhst ahhl respect fah Welkaaaaah now.
- Tawmmy
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:06 am
Undahstand this…Welkaaaahh is the shining bright white spawt in a sea of dahkie dahkness.
So as one might sahmise, the license plate is a metaphah!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
The tag lines are gay. Right…this is probably the only license plate in America with someone’s favorite player on it. Move the fuck on.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
@J
Move the fuck on….. No really move the fuck on
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
*gasp* sorry for putting anything negative on these boards…I know it’s usually just a fountain of fucking goodness over here. Enjoy your horse porn, jackass.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Giddyup!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Not to rain on your unfunny parade (Pats are still gay), but tats have been legal in Mass for a couple of years now.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Move the fuck on
It’s makes it so hard to move the fuck on as you put it when the wounds from the Super Bowl debacle are obviously still raw and festering. If you want folks to move on you’ll have to win the Super Bowl this year. Until then…
18-1.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
No. Fucking. Way. My fellow Pats fans make my life more difficult every day.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Shut up you haters! At least Welker has a ring!
Around his collah, that is!
/high-fives self
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@jackin
One has to be a Pats fan to think that this Welkah angle ran its course a while ago?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
methinks maybe it should be handfulofwelkahspeter perhaps?
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Also Drew, it’s not ‘ever’, it’s evah. Stupid fucking dickbag.
Excellent usage of ‘our’ though.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
it matches welker’s teeth but has more crusty semen on it.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@handfulofpeter: It’s like this…
As long as the sheer mention of Welkaaahhh, the Paytreeuts daaahhhkie receivaaah and the fact that their only loss was in the biggest game of their lives still causes pain for their fans – these jokes will NEVAAHH, EVAAAHH get old.
When Pats fans accept the beating and move on without the need whine about it, the petitions to have the last 5 minutes of the game replayed are removed from the interwebs, and the team redeems itself for the beatin’ it took, then AND ONLY THEN will it become unfunny to make fun of youz guys.
/dick joke
//in Welkaaaah’s mouth
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
@jackin’4beats
Well said sir, well said
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
@jackin’4beats
You got it exactly right. Potshots at Pats/Boston fans will get old the day after a meteor takes out Boston. Until then, I’m enjoying every last one of these.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Hey, it’s cool. We deserve it. I just miss the Tawmmy from Quinze posts.
(/patsaregayifuckinghatemyjob)
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Too bad we don’t speak with South Boston accents in New Hampshire.
May 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
it’s feckin’ not fackin’ fackin’s what they say in asia, ya feckin’ cawksuckah!