Is this the coolest fackin’ Hawndah you’ve ever seen or what? LIVE FREE OR FACKIN’ DIE! That’s how we fackin’ roll in Porchmuth, New Hampchahhhhh, ya fackin’ anklegrabbahs! Can you find a tattoo pahhhluh over in Mass? No! Ya gawtta came to ow-uh fackin’ state!
FACK YOU! Welkah fan far life!
Special thanks to reader Barry O, who is very handsome and deserves some sort of coital compensation for his efforts.
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it’s feckin’ not fackin’ fackin’s what they say in asia, ya feckin’ cawksuckah!
Too bad we don’t speak with South Boston accents in New Hampshire.
Hey, it’s cool. We deserve it. I just miss the Tawmmy from Quinze posts.
(/patsaregayifuckinghatemyjob)
@jackin’4beats
You got it exactly right. Potshots at Pats/Boston fans will get old the day after a meteor takes out Boston. Until then, I’m enjoying every last one of these.
@jackin’4beats
Well said sir, well said
@handfulofpeter: It’s like this…
As long as the sheer mention of Welkaaahhh, the Paytreeuts daaahhhkie receivaaah and the fact that their only loss was in the biggest game of their lives still causes pain for their fans – these jokes will NEVAAHH, EVAAAHH get old.
When Pats fans accept the beating and move on without the need whine about it, the petitions to have the last 5 minutes of the game replayed are removed from the interwebs, and the team redeems itself for the beatin’ it took, then AND ONLY THEN will it become unfunny to make fun of youz guys.
/dick joke
//in Welkaaaah’s mouth
it matches welker’s teeth but has more crusty semen on it.
Also Drew, it’s not ‘ever’, it’s evah. Stupid fucking dickbag.
Excellent usage of ‘our’ though.
methinks maybe it should be handfulofwelkahspeter perhaps?
@jackin
One has to be a Pats fan to think that this Welkah angle ran its course a while ago?
Shut up you haters! At least Welker has a ring!
Around his collah, that is!
/high-fives self
No. Fucking. Way. My fellow Pats fans make my life more difficult every day.
Move the fuck on
It’s makes it so hard to move the fuck on as you put it when the wounds from the Super Bowl debacle are obviously still raw and festering. If you want folks to move on you’ll have to win the Super Bowl this year. Until then…
18-1.
Not to rain on your unfunny parade (Pats are still gay), but tats have been legal in Mass for a couple of years now.
Giddyup!
*gasp* sorry for putting anything negative on these boards…I know it’s usually just a fountain of fucking goodness over here. Enjoy your horse porn, jackass.
@J
Move the fuck on….. No really move the fuck on
The tag lines are gay. Right…this is probably the only license plate in America with someone’s favorite player on it. Move the fuck on.
Undahstand this…Welkaaaahh is the shining bright white spawt in a sea of dahkie dahkness.
So as one might sahmise, the license plate is a metaphah!
That caaaaaaaaah is a fackin’ daaaaaaaaaahkie, I’ve totally loahhst ahhl respect fah Welkaaaaah now.
- Tawmmy
ANOTHER Welker post? Seriously?
Maj – Are you going to get ZORNY plates?
i won’t be impressed until i know his high score on welkah skeeball
/used to own SPRRIER plates
wait, this barry o?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_o
i think he was confused enough about coitus.
I thought Simmons lived in California? Guess he’s hiding out in NH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NA4_IU49bU
Who the fuck is Bo Burnham?
Come on and give Bo Burnham credit for the hawndah joke.
Gr8 Pl8 huh?
Special thanks to reader Barry O, who is very handsome and deserves some sort of coital compensation for his efforts.
Alright, but this is the last time.