Comments on: We Pay CASH For Your Quarterbacks

By: Leigh

Leigh — Sat, 03 May 2008 00:46:37 +0000

For some reason, this entire post makes Aaron Rodgers feel better.

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:50:02 +0000

Silky Garrard is wondering why his #4 ho is playing with his lawfully-gained cash

\don’t trust whitey
\don’t trust chicks with man hands

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:07:11 +0000

I don’t know, Ottoâ€¦ how’s Damon Huard and Brodie Croyle working out for you?

Craptacular.

But we only have the two. Tampa is buying crap in bulk.

We’ll trade you Brodie for that delicious doorstop.

By: Brad

Brad — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:42:02 +0000

Has Ralph Wilson seen this commercial? If he sells Losman, the Bills might not have to play in Canada after all!

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:07:45 +0000

Who knew there would be so much competition to be the last QB to throw Joey Galloway a TD pass before he turned 65 next season.

By: Spaceman Spiff

Spaceman Spiff — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:13:46 +0000

@ mini dagger

I think I saw this commercial late last night too; it was right before Jason Elam’s new antiperspirant “Arab-B-Gone.”

By: Smitty Lite

Smitty Lite — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:04:31 +0000

That sound you hear is the Vikings calling to see exactly how to duplicate this strategy.

Let’s see, one ‘mobile’ qb who makes bone-headed jump-in-the-air-throw-to-the-defense passes? Check. One young qb who failed to live up to expectations at USC and scored worse than VY on the Wonderlic? Check. Two aging, crappy qb’s who really aren’t even serviceable? Check.

I give Purple Jesus till Week 8 before he blows a gasket on the qb situation…

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:44:35 +0000

Or, Brandon Marshall commenting… “I mean, I support him, but it’s always something with him right now.”

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:41:08 +0000

That’s fine and all, but the fact it’s almost 1pm on the east coast and KSK doesn’t have a photoshopped Jay Cutler and Wilfred Brimley diabeetus joke up is unforgivable. Don’t give me some crap about it being “too obvious”, either.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:36:20 +0000

I think if Gruden could outsource Tampa’s QB position to India, he would.

“If you would like to complete a pass to Galloway, press 1.
If you would like to complete a 2 yard out to the TE, press 2.
If you would like to find out which parking lot David Boston is sleeping at now, press 3.
Or, if you would like to speak with a retired NFL QB, former NFL Europe QB, or Arena League QB, using your touchtone phone, please type the first 4 letters of the QBs last name. For example, if you would like to speak with Rich Gannon, dial 4-2-6-6-6-6. Because you are going outside our network of QBs, please note that this service carries a surcharge of at least $3,000, or 5% of the QB’s signed contract and possible draft picks.”