Comments on: Tony and Jess Dine Out

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:43:02 +0000

post staubach, the cowboys had danny white – he of the perpetual deer-in-the-headlights-freezeframe giving life to his indescribable lack of grace under pressure or ability to accomplish anything that mattered.

then came troy aikman, a fella whose accomplishments cowboy chroniclers are still trying to get their condom-sized heads around.

now there’s romo.

if i were in his position, i would likewise be trying to score all the smokin hot pussy i could get around my chorizo – with or without any type of pharmaceutical assist.

but, after a certain point – and maybe it involves the contraction of a wasting disease immune to modern antibiotics – a fella’s gotta realize that ultimately, as an nfl quarterback, he’s gonna be judged by how many touchdowns he scored – not how much dripping cunt he scored.

/see joe namath.

he of the modest proposal sends.

By: swing4

swing4 — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:47:56 +0000

Jessica is the new Eva.

By: BigTravATX

BigTravATX — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:24:45 +0000

Think Romo reads this and feels some relief that out there… somewhere… someone… understands his pain?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:33:10 +0000

BDD with the +1.

I cringe every time I read one of these Tony and Jess posts, because you KNOW it is exactly like that for Romo dealing with airhead and her creepy daddy.

And because I know as long as they are together, his mind will be too numb to ever win the big game.

/fackin’ hate that bitch.

By: Lakers Blog

Lakers Blog — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:12:47 +0000

This is pretty funny. Well done… did he get the hostesses number?? Pass it on perhaps?

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By: Trailer Thrash

Trailer Thrash — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:18:40 +0000

And somewhere on a dark street in Salt Lake City, Danny White tries to convince a Bulgarian tranny that he wants the star discount because he was once the QB of the Cowboys.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:31:26 +0000

Mary Reilly tho?

terrible movie, great line

By: CrabblerK3

CrabblerK3 — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:25:15 +0000

Tony could stuff any taco in Dallas, no problem. What he needs to do is get his sausage out of the “Chicken of the sea” can. There’s loads of better ass with half the baggage.

N9ne is awesome.

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:53:56 +0000

I have no doubt that the hostess at N9NE is hotter than Joe’s honeypot. None at all.