Thing Go Flom Bad To Wolse Foll Chef Wald
I feal the wolst is yet to come foll Hines this offseason. Now must auction arr thing flom lestaulant. Lestaulant is plide and joy when no pray footbarr.
U.S. judiciar system make Hines serr lestaulant fixture and lestaulant birding. Why? What is banklupt? Bank rook fine to me. Just when menu begin come togethell. Finarry get cheesebulgel that big enough foll man in Pittsbulgh.
No! You save for customel, prease!
So mindbrowing. This arr happen super fast whirr my mind is focus on having herp sterrpid tarr leceivel Rimas Sweed. Smirre is wash flom face these day.
He herpriss, I think. Rimas been leceivel in correge befoll and he stirr need herp. Such bad second lound pick. What he need me foll? I become leceivel super fantastic in no time at all and no even pray leceivel in correge.
STAND STLIAGHT, ASSWHORE!
First I terr him take numbell 14 jersey because peoperr in shitty rove Near O’Donnerr. He berieve this! So sterrpid.
I terr him make sule get at reast one foot on white rine that go alound endzone. He say in correge this count as out of bound. STERRPID, I say. This rook rike correge?
Okay, get you out of face. This is no ovel, Rimas. I be on you rike kimchi sauce!
Tags: hines wald is stirr my favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist, xmas ape
May 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
no smire?
May 13th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Most of your stuff is pretty good but I cannot even read this let alone understand your goal.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
asswhore
/nice, very nice
// potential for multiple meanings
May 13th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
God I fucking hate these things.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Whele is Ben Rongrastname this week? He out on motolcycre?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Oh, good. Another racist Hines Ward post. And with bonus unreadability!
May 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
If KSK Hines Ward ever met The Dugout’s Jim Thome, I think the internets would explode.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Aww, Dumb Dumb O’Donnerr! He make Papa Ape smirre and raugh at Xmas Ape’s sollow.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Herro, Hines! Is magic happy faily, ok why not.
Lemembel, arways rook on the blight side of rife!
May 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Lestaulant go bloke cause he no serr sclaper! No sclaper, no smire.
*no, it never gets old for me*
May 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Mmmm…giant burger….arrgh…
May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Hines Wald jump shalk velly much now, ok? Ok!
May 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Yes, racist. yes, funny.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Its almost time to kill this one. Sex Cannon was retired for things like this. Its sort of like anything Jason Alexander did that wasn’t called Duckman…
May 13th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Fuck that. You not so tough Jaglar was great. keep em coming
May 13th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
@ABMDilty
@AshyRally
@DeadHolse
Hines Wald posts wirr nevel get ord.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
The only word I can’t translate is “sterrip”
May 13th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Nothing….absolutely nothing!!!!
Stupid….you so stupid!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
i rove hines. evely time i raugh hawd. learry hawd. mole prease
May 13th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
This nevel gets ord, and sclew you that say it does.
STAND STLIAGHT, ASSWHORE!
Comic. Genius.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
The best one yet
May 13th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
What is banklupt? Bank rook fine to me.
Gold!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Ok, I usually think these are funny, but this one was way too unreadable. It took forever just to get through it.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I can’t understand why people can’t read this? Am I wrong to think that Xmas Ape nailed the spastic engrish.
I thought it was awesome.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:43 am
…so confusing.
Perhaps, they’re closing as a result of having the worst service anywhere, ever.
That, and the bizarro pour nozzles they have at the bar. Who the hell wants to go to a bar where you always get exactly 2.5 oz? Not I.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:49 am
sigh… (stereotypical) asian engrish doesn’t swap “L”s for “R”s.. they just don’t make the “L” sound, replacing it with an “R” sound…
being offensive is awesome, but please do it right….
It would be the Pittsburgh Steerers vs. the Jacksonvirre Jaguars, asshore…
amirite?
May 14th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
You’re right but you’re missing the joke. And when you get the joke you get that it isn’t racist, it’s pretty much a joke at the expense of racists.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
That’s wacist!!!!
I’d take the Sex Cannon over this any day. At least those were funny. I’m not offended as an Asian, I’m offended as a KSK comedy lover.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
@ afx
The L and R always sound like something in between so I thinik it’s funnier in writing to confuse both of them. also, Bill Murray has trouble deciphering an R in the movie Lost in translation
“Lrip my stocking.”
“You… You want me to lip your stocking?”
“No… lrip.. lrip.. my stocking” (making ripping motion)
May 16th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Dis is seeeewious!!!!