[Liberty City]
Niko: Heeelo, thees ees Niko.
Marvin Harrison: Niko! Dis’ MarHar! Get your ass down to Brotherly City! I got an assignment for ya. Meet me at mah club!
Niko: But my cousin, he want play darts!
MarHar: You listen a’ me, ya Eurotrashole. You not be having a cousin if ya don’t get down ‘ere.
Niko: I vill come.
Niko: I thought things be better in thees county. I am doing same things as before.
[Playmakers]
MarHar: Ah, Niko, my bruddah. I’m having a problem wit one a’ my regulars. Been making trouble wit one a’ my girls. I need you to take care of him. Take dis.
Niko: You don’t think ees little obvious?
MarHar: Nonsense, bruddah! Who gonna tink quiet workmanlike receiver do anyting wrong?
[Shoots target]
Niko: Now to call MarHar.
[Phone rings, surprising Niko, who drops gun]
Niko: Sheeet!
Roman: What wrong cousin? Good time for darts?
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Ocho Cinco would totally be Playboy X in that game.
Last place I expected to see a picture of an FN Five-seveN.
GTA IV > Real life
“Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch”??
We do appreciate all the free advertising from MarHar! Five-SeveN sales are through the roof.
Marvin Harrison actually speaks words now?
so can we expect more video-game related posts given Ape’s recent career move?
Time to play video games and the ability to make dick jokes and quasi-racist references with impunity? The whole “mainstream media” J-school career path is really starting to lose its appeal.
@porky1
I shot the sheriff
…but I did not shoot that f’in’ bouncer…
I’m torn. Though I hate to see MarHar take a rep dive, it is a nice smug “fuck you” to all the writers who revere him above Moss, Ocho, TO, etc because he isn’t such a jerk…but did any dem fools bussa cap? Noooo…
I want to read about Pac Man and Hines at a karaoke bar.
What about the hookers? Don’t forget the hookers.
And the elderly people and kids get you extra points.
Reggie Wayne did it.
bad MS paint?
I’m at a solid 45% complete, which coincidentally should be right around where my finals grades are located
Don’t knock BBA!
Is Eli Manning old enough to be into Pokemon yet, or does Moishe prefer he play Big Brain Academy?
Or hows ’bout God of War w/ Shawne Merriman? I haven’t played it, but I’m sure we can squeeze Marmalard in there too.
It’s not fun and games unless you can shoot cops and carjack innocent bystanders.
What about the hookers? Don’t forget the hookers.
Also, sad sigh.
This game is great and all, but playing pool REALLY sucks. And what does that Michelle bitch want from me? Desperate slut.
If you don’t play darts with Roman, he’ll only have 99% respect for you!
ooh ooh or World of Warcraft with Jeff Garcia as the effeminate elf-prince and JJ Moses as a dwarf.
It’s not fun and games unless you can shoot cops and carjack innocent bystanders.
This is funny, but I sure as shit hope that Marvin is in the clear. Hate to see him ruin a Hall of Fame career because of this kind of dumb shit.
Next up: a rip-off of Shogun: Total War starring everyone’s favorite Asian wide receiver?
Be genetically superior, bro!
Ricky Williams: Good work deliverin’ dem packages of Kali for me, star. Me an’ Badman buck many bumbaclot rastas ‘fore I an I see Babylon agin. Dis boy mus’ get down to Vice City for mini-camp soon, one love.