Niko: Heeelo, thees ees Niko.
Marvin Harrison: Niko! Dis’ MarHar! Get your ass down to Brotherly City! I got an assignment for ya. Meet me at mah club!
Niko: But my cousin, he want play darts!
MarHar: You listen a’ me, ya Eurotrashole. You not be having a cousin if ya don’t get down ‘ere.
Niko: I vill come.
Niko: I thought things be better in thees county. I am doing same things as before.
MarHar: Ah, Niko, my bruddah. I’m having a problem wit one a’ my regulars. Been making trouble wit one a’ my girls. I need you to take care of him. Take dis.
Niko: You don’t think ees little obvious?
MarHar: Nonsense, bruddah! Who gonna tink quiet workmanlike receiver do anyting wrong?
Niko: Now to call MarHar.
[Phone rings, surprising Niko, who drops gun]
Roman: What wrong cousin? Good time for darts?
I want more like this!
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