Comments on: The Adventures Of Matt Leinart And Nick Lachey: Douchebags In Crime! Episode 1: The House Party

By: Mooby

Mooby — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:23:51 +0000

@MBP: That’s a hella cool post, brah.

By: Leigh

Leigh — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:55:47 +0000

“…or the guido who wears Axe Effect, a skin-tight shirt, an orange fake tan and tries to do that Blue Steel look from Zoolander, except he does it without a trace of irony.”

You forgot to mention that it’s a “18-1″ shirt.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:29:26 +0000

I’ve lived my whole life in the western USA, so I can easily picture Doucheus Baggus Occidentalus (the LA type is the leading offender), but what are east coast douche bags like? I picture the WASP-ish, Gregg Marmalard country club, Phillips-Exeter type. Either that or the guido who wears Axe Effect, a skin-tight shirt, an orange fake tan and tries to do that Blue Steel look from “Zoolander”, except he does it without a trace of irony. Am I close?

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Tue, 13 May 2008 02:15:15 +0000

I’m from the Left Coast as well, originally from San Diego, now in San Jose.

And yeah, Brah is one of the most mind-numbing words known to man. But now I know what’s worse … the inclusion of the word “Hella” in conjunction with brah. Or hyphy.

If the words “hella” or “hyphy” are unknown to you, be thankful. Be very, very thankful. And don’t ever move to farking “NorCal.”

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:09:06 +0000

Here on the west coast, the Southern California (I WILL NOT say “SoCal”) Douche Bag Horde is moving north from the OC while the Seattle Hipster Emo Army is moving south. Oh, fuck. I’ll take out as many of them as I can, but I’ll save the last bullet for myself.

By: marmatard

marmatard — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:44:33 +0000

Matt: BRAH! Nick: BRAH! Hines: BLAH!

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:01:53 +0000

…I like Jason Mraz :/

Oh well, the rest is hilarious…brah

By: Jackspratling

Jackspratling — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:39:19 +0000

Oh sure, subject us to all kinds of homo-erotic imagery, like the image of Tom Brady getting the business, but when you get the option of straight douche-bag- on-teen action, you get all prudish on us.

Now I understand the KSK Gay Mafia. Brah…

By: Rod

Rod — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:18:29 +0000

“BRO” would’ve been more accurate. But hey what do I know

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:49:37 +0000

@Smurphette: I won’t quibble too much, though in a previous life I was a 23 year old LA (the CoS was 28). I am adding “dude” – much more common in my experience to Dem offices – to the list. The shrimpfork threat stands. I’d like to go to a more threatening item, but I’m not certain I could get it thru the metal detectors.