“I like my new Aaron Rodgers jersey, but I told Dad to have the Brohm one ready by mid-October.”
Lovable scamp David Witthoft has finally taken off the Brett Favre jersey he has worn everyday for over four years. According to his pop, the youngster decided his twelfth birthday was the limit.
Sooner or later we all have to let go of our old clothes, no matter how treasured they are. Except my badass Jackyl ’93 tour shirt. That thing will ALWAYS be cool, bitchez!!!
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I thought Oliver Stone invented the New England Patriots as a mock franchise for “Any Given Sunday” back around 1998-99?
4 Years? Shit, that’s nothin’. My buddies Hench and Jack-O have worn their Tedy Bruschi and Tom Brady jerseys every day since 2001 (which as we all know is when the Patriot franchise was founded).
He should sell the jersey on EBAY so he can pay for his special education…. the little retarded squiggle turd.
porky1: is there a difference
So did his parents powerwash him with a hose to clean the jersey or did this idiot smell to high heaven with that rancid jersey on for 4+ years?
God, I hate stupid people.
BDo: Or writing editorials for SI.com.
this kid is going to be serving ice cream and molesting kids out of the back of his truck in a few years
No love for Krokus?
And can we please find some chemical that can sterilize an entire upper-midwestern town by adding it to their drinking water. Scratch that…that can be added to their supply of Milwaukee’s Best.
I really hope this kid gets the shit beaten out of him every day at recess. And fuck his parents for celebrating this and making it a news story.
I see your Jackly shirt and raise you an Accept shirt
In fifth grade I got a Seminoles shirt for Christmas. I wore that bad boy for all of January — I can’t imagine doing it for 4 years, though
Wow. You admitted to owning a Jackyl shirt. You’re a stronger man than I.
That kid is on steroids – look at the size of his freakin head!
Yeah… uhhh… gotta blame mom and dad for this one.
and people from Wisconsin wonder why they are frowned upon by the rest of the nation?
Silly white people. The only jerseys that should be worn every day are Raiders jerseys. Come on now, to cholos in L.A. a Raiders jersey, cutoff Dickies, and Nike Cortez is like a 3-piece suit.
I’ve seen multiple Raiders jerseys at a funeral for chrissakes.
blind item: WHICH latte-loving journalist just paid $100 to a certain junior Packers fan for a nut rag?
Oh please oh please oh please let Favre sign with the Bears or Vikes just so little Davy here and his parents will see how f——- stupid this streak is.
Dude. This is awesome. This is what my children will be like. What a lovable little rapscallion.
Yes, but will said shirt be poured into a building’s foundation?
rock me, roll me, jackyl me off
/shirt i used to own