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I want a pony.
NOTE: Sadly, this photo is from 2004. But please, don’t let that get in the way of comedy.
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I want a pony.
NOTE: Sadly, this photo is from 2004. But please, don’t let that get in the way of comedy.
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After sticking it up the Patriots ass, they should have let Eli put the needle into Eight Belles.
Hahahaha, this is classic!
BCist… dues paying PETA member? Methinks…yes.
and by ‘member’ I mean irrational , humorless ‘dick’.
whadayaknow impromptu DICK JOKE!!
Where’s the comedy? Do we supply it?
“Jeremy Shockey broke his leg. Does that mean they’re going to euthanize him?
…well, can I do it? Please?”
looks like Peyton and Cooper were team captains for the annual manning touch football classic and eli was the last one picked….AGAIN
For a moment, I thought this was his honeymoon and he was bored already.
The haircut and the stripes in the tie are parallel. Creepy.
Did he get that friendship bracelet at camp?
I call “phoning it in”.
Kyle Korver empathizes
“I want to fuck a pony.”
/Buzz Bissinger at the Derby
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns…
Planet Unicorn, heyyyyyyyyyyy……
Even funnier, I think this is the bus ride over to MSG for the draft when Roethlisberger and DeAngelo Hall were sitting behind him tearing him to shreads to where he almost started crying.
think that bracelet is from the horsey rides before the race started?
As much as I’d like to take credit for the joke, I just found the picture. Ape happened to write the winning caption.
Are we adding polo to squash for sports other than football Eli wants to play?
Terrific, CC. I keep re-reading it and giggling my face off.
“If only they would put Tiki down like Eight Belles….”
Eli: Wow! Horse racing sure is brutal. Look what they did to the poor horse that came in 2nd place. Broke his legs and popped a cap in him. Hey Peyton, did you hear what I just said, I was all gangsta and stuff saying “popped a cap in him.”
Less is more, at least in this case.
Brilliant.
So close to the horse porn I’ve been missing from the site today. Still brilliant.
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Peyton: Hey Eli, checkout these cool ponies mom and dad bought for me and Cooper!
Shit, it’s true. Men always seem more attractive when they’re attached to another woman. Marriage doesn’t look bad on our little friend Eli.
This is my favorite.