Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning at the Kentucky Derby
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I want a pony.
NOTE: Sadly, this photo is from 2004. But please, don’t let that get in the way of comedy.
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May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
This is my favorite.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Shit, it’s true. Men always seem more attractive when they’re attached to another woman. Marriage doesn’t look bad on our little friend Eli.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
(Not Pictured)
Peyton: Hey Eli, checkout these cool ponies mom and dad bought for me and Cooper!
May 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
So close to the horse porn I’ve been missing from the site today. Still brilliant.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Less is more, at least in this case.
Brilliant.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Eli: Wow! Horse racing sure is brutal. Look what they did to the poor horse that came in 2nd place. Broke his legs and popped a cap in him. Hey Peyton, did you hear what I just said, I was all gangsta and stuff saying “popped a cap in him.”
May 6th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“If only they would put Tiki down like Eight Belles….”
May 6th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Terrific, CC. I keep re-reading it and giggling my face off.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Are we adding polo to squash for sports other than football Eli wants to play?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
As much as I’d like to take credit for the joke, I just found the picture. Ape happened to write the winning caption.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
think that bracelet is from the horsey rides before the race started?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Even funnier, I think this is the bus ride over to MSG for the draft when Roethlisberger and DeAngelo Hall were sitting behind him tearing him to shreads to where he almost started crying.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns…
Planet Unicorn, heyyyyyyyyyyy……
May 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
“I want to fuck a pony.”
/Buzz Bissinger at the Derby
May 6th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Kyle Korver empathizes
May 6th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I call “phoning it in”.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Did he get that friendship bracelet at camp?
May 6th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
The haircut and the stripes in the tie are parallel. Creepy.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
For a moment, I thought this was his honeymoon and he was bored already.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
looks like Peyton and Cooper were team captains for the annual manning touch football classic and eli was the last one picked….AGAIN
May 6th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
“Jeremy Shockey broke his leg. Does that mean they’re going to euthanize him?
…well, can I do it? Please?”
May 6th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Where’s the comedy? Do we supply it?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
BCist… dues paying PETA member? Methinks…yes.
and by ‘member’ I mean irrational , humorless ‘dick’.
whadayaknow impromptu DICK JOKE!!
May 7th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Hahahaha, this is classic!
May 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
After sticking it up the Patriots ass, they should have let Eli put the needle into Eight Belles.