Comments on: Oh, So Now You Get Gay Marriage, California!

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:59:56 +0000

See, now all we need to do is remove the stigma on prominent liberals having affairs with the 20-something interns, like Jim McGreevey and Gary Condit. Heck, if they would endorse murdering them publicly, then the only way we’d ever be able to call a liberal a hypocrite is if they had a stable, happy, productive marriage!

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:23:16 +0000

Laugh all you want, but this came to late for poor Tom Cruise, now trapped in a “hetero” marriage with whatever sort of pod-creature replaced Katie Holmes.

By: Drave

Drave — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:04:02 +0000

Oh, and: Quien es mas gay, Jeff Garcia or Tom Cruise?

By: Drave

Drave — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:03:02 +0000

I think Brad was just taunting Otto. Y’know: pushing his shit out a half-inch - just barely visible - then quickly pulling it back in once Otto took the bait. Problem was, Otto followed it to the hilt. And Brad, shocked by Otto’s girth, now lies dazed and bleeding.

By: Justin Sane

Justin Sane — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:34:23 +0000

I think Otto just pushed Brad’s shit in. Figuratively, of course.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:28:45 +0000

Didn’t Garcia go to college in California? That state is just toying with him.

By: TR

TR — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:36:36 +0000

Brad also might try getting a name less gay than Brad.

Like Julian or Lamar.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:21:53 +0000

It’s so much easier to be a liberal and enjoy dick without reprisal, right, Otto Man?

First off, I’m not ten years old, so calling me gay doesn’t really sting. (You might try working out your snappy Mind-of-Mencia material down at your neighborhood elementary school. Assuming they haven’t already banned you.)

But, yeah, I’d imagine being a liberal would make it easier for the guys who enjoy dick. Being conservative and gay — Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Bob Allen, Ted Haggard, etc. etc. — seems to lead to some pretty pathetic Roy Cohnesque endings.

And, really, happy endings are what we’re all looking for in the comfort of our local massage parlor, right?

By: Brad

Brad — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:55:42 +0000

It’s so much easier to be a liberal and enjoy dick without reprisal, right, Otto Man?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:32:36 +0000

The one great thing about the California ruling is that it’ll let us in on the next wave of political scandals. Remember — the conservatives who stamp their feet the loudest over this are likely the ones tapping their feet the most in bathroom stalls.

I’ve still got my money on Arlen Specter.

OK, technically, my money is on Arlen Specter’s nightstand. But close enough.