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	<title>Comments on: OH F—K!  THE OWNERS OPTED OUT!  THE OWNERS OPTED OUT!  WE’RE ALL DOOMED!</title>
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		<title>By: Bully Buster</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/oh-f%e2%80%94k-the-owners-opted-out-the-owners-opted-out-we%e2%80%99re-all-doomed.html/comment-page-1#comment-83215</link>
		<dc:creator>Bully Buster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>30cc&#039;s L-Dopa to Al Davis. Stat!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>30cc&#8217;s L-Dopa to Al Davis. Stat!</p>
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		<title>By: Pandaslap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pandaslap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 17:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Watching the Spurs does suck.  They are the worst- I hate them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching the Spurs does suck.  They are the worst- I hate them.</p>
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		<title>By: Drave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 14:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&gt;&gt; Al Davis
Sigh. Is there a better example of an owner whose time is long passed?
In a related story: John Madden...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt; Al Davis<br />
Sigh. Is there a better example of an owner whose time is long passed?<br />
In a related story: John Madden&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Kramer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kramer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 12:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Dr. Lipshitz a Rugrats reference?  Someone&#039;s been watching too much Nickelodeon with the kid (as have I apparently).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Dr. Lipshitz a Rugrats reference?  Someone&#8217;s been watching too much Nickelodeon with the kid (as have I apparently).</p>
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		<title>By: Hakim Drops the Ball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hakim Drops the Ball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 04:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As lifelong Saints fan now living in St. Louis, I must concur with the distinguished gentleman ahead of me...Fuck. San. Antonio.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As lifelong Saints fan now living in St. Louis, I must concur with the distinguished gentleman ahead of me&#8230;Fuck. San. Antonio.</p>
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		<title>By: GeauxSaints</title>
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		<dc:creator>GeauxSaints</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 02:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even though it hurts as a New Orleanian, good call on the Tom Benson demand. It wasn&#039;t even two months after Katrina kicked our asses that he was trying to move the Saints to San Antonio; it was even announced that the team was moving there. Then the NFL stepped in and said it ain&#039;t happening, and then he wrote a letter to Saints fans that was put in the local paper stating that he loves New Orleans, is committed to the city and would never leave. Yeah right, you old wrinkly cunt flap.  And he&#039;s lived down here all his life,  but that&#039;s what can happen when you have a car dealership chain owner as the owner of your team. If he does leave, for the love of God, go to L.A., not that shithole San Antonio who can&#039;t even afford the team. Sorry for the book report, just had to vent on that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though it hurts as a New Orleanian, good call on the Tom Benson demand. It wasn&#8217;t even two months after Katrina kicked our asses that he was trying to move the Saints to San Antonio; it was even announced that the team was moving there. Then the NFL stepped in and said it ain&#8217;t happening, and then he wrote a letter to Saints fans that was put in the local paper stating that he loves New Orleans, is committed to the city and would never leave. Yeah right, you old wrinkly cunt flap.  And he&#8217;s lived down here all his life,  but that&#8217;s what can happen when you have a car dealership chain owner as the owner of your team. If he does leave, for the love of God, go to L.A., not that shithole San Antonio who can&#8217;t even afford the team. Sorry for the book report, just had to vent on that</p>
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		<title>By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 02:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, hockey is the shit. Especially playoff hockey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, hockey is the shit. Especially playoff hockey.</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
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		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 00:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I say they rename it the Mike Hunt Trophy.

And what about a black Oriental? Would they be African Asian American? Or Asian African American? 

Pats fans would still call them dahkies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I say they rename it the Mike Hunt Trophy.</p>
<p>And what about a black Oriental? Would they be African Asian American? Or Asian African American? </p>
<p>Pats fans would still call them dahkies.</p>
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		<title>By: Caveman Captain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caveman Captain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 23:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No one wanted double guitars?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one wanted double guitars?</p>
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		<title>By: Armchair Whiner</title>
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		<dc:creator>Armchair Whiner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 23:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the...the...the horror...of...a...lockout...Here&#039;s a few topics to look forward to during the 2010-2011 lockout:

Budweiser stock drops off the chart
Johnsonville &amp; Oscar Meyer lay off thousands of workers
Pretzel companies move more operations overseas to cheaper labor &amp; less FDA regulation

but even worse than that will be the increased media coverage of
F***ING NASCAR
F***ING HOCKEY

talk radio will have to talk about some sissy sport to sell ad time to discount diamond stores</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the&#8230;the&#8230;the horror&#8230;of&#8230;a&#8230;lockout&#8230;Here&#8217;s a few topics to look forward to during the 2010-2011 lockout:</p>
<p>Budweiser stock drops off the chart<br />
Johnsonville &amp; Oscar Meyer lay off thousands of workers<br />
Pretzel companies move more operations overseas to cheaper labor &amp; less FDA regulation</p>
<p>but even worse than that will be the increased media coverage of<br />
F***ING NASCAR<br />
F***ING HOCKEY</p>
<p>talk radio will have to talk about some sissy sport to sell ad time to discount diamond stores</p>
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