Comments on: “Now I know what it feels like to be God!” http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:55:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: EroticTangerines http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53682 EroticTangerines Sun, 11 May 2008 21:37:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53682 Steely was last seen on a rowboat in the Arctic Ocean Steely was last seen on a rowboat in the Arctic Ocean

]]> By: Ben http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53392 Ben Fri, 09 May 2008 18:49:50 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53392 But the sign says No roughing the quarterback! But the sign says No roughing the quarterback!

]]> By: bk http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53094 bk Fri, 09 May 2008 15:14:31 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53094 <i>I don't think I'm gay but, I have the urge to lift up that towel.</i> i think you think wrong, buddy. I don’t think I’m gay but, I have the urge to lift up that towel.

i think you think wrong, buddy.

]]> By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53059 dick_gozinia Fri, 09 May 2008 14:57:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53059 I don't think I'm gay but, I have the urge to lift up that towel. I don’t think I’m gay but, I have the urge to lift up that towel.

]]> By: Dave's Football Blog http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53042 Dave's Football Blog Fri, 09 May 2008 13:41:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53042 No, seriously, what's Philip Rivers doing wearing Big Ben's jersey? No, seriously, what’s Philip Rivers doing wearing Big Ben’s jersey?

]]> By: bk http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53028 bk Fri, 09 May 2008 12:40:36 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53028 that roethlisberger statue was chasing me in my nightmares last night. thanks for that. that roethlisberger statue was chasing me in my nightmares last night.

thanks for that.

]]> By: jollyroger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-53026 jollyroger Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:47 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-53026 HOW DO YOU DO... GOD It's essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it's a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it 'God' or 'Yiiass me!' Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren't stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won't just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008. Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you're omni-retarded. ...more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com HOW DO YOU DO… GOD

It’s essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it’s a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it ‘God’ or ‘Yiiass me!’ Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren’t stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won’t just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008.

Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you’re omni-retarded.

…more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com

]]> By: SHizboom http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-52979 SHizboom Fri, 09 May 2008 03:31:47 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-52979 IT BURNS US. IT BURNS US.

]]> By: asurob http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-52977 asurob Fri, 09 May 2008 03:18:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-52977 Does this mean that someone from KSK can go up to Bissinger and ask him if he reads Percy Bysshe Shelley? Does this mean that someone from KSK can go up to Bissinger and ask him if he reads Percy Bysshe Shelley?

]]> By: Bloof http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/now-i-know-what-it-feels-like-to-be-god.html#comment-52968 Bloof Fri, 09 May 2008 01:41:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1881#comment-52968 That face... I know I've seen it. http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/53/Sheriff_Woody.jpg Yep. That's it. That face… I know I’ve seen it.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/53/Sheriff_Woody.jpg

Yep. That’s it.

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