Comments on: “Now I know what it feels like to be God!”

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By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:49:50 +0000

But the sign says No roughing the quarterback!

By: bk

bk — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:14:31 +0000

I don’t think I’m gay but, I have the urge to lift up that towel.

i think you think wrong, buddy.

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By: Dave's Football Blog

Dave's Football Blog — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:41:34 +0000

No, seriously, what’s Philip Rivers doing wearing Big Ben’s jersey?

By: bk

bk — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:40:36 +0000

that roethlisberger statue was chasing me in my nightmares last night.

thanks for that.

By: jollyroger

jollyroger — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:47 +0000

HOW DO YOU DO… GOD

It’s essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it’s a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it ‘God’ or ‘Yiiass me!’ Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren’t stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won’t just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008.

Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you’re omni-retarded.

…more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com

By: SHizboom

SHizboom — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:31:47 +0000

IT BURNS US.