Now that I’m the new quarterback in Atlanta, no one must know that I train Japanese Bettas and have them fight for my amusement.
Oh, society may shun such dangerous activity. But I cannot resist the beauty and majesty of these noble creatures. Fighting is at the very core of their being! Can’t anyone understand that?
Perhaps I should shut down Ill-Timed Information Aquarium. Maybe…
No!
Never!
This is my culture, dammit! It’s part of my Chestnut Hill breeding. Now fight, you wonderful, mysterious fish, FIGHT! Begin your dance of death!
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Please note: beta fish fighting is not as exciting as advertised
I was gonna make a “Naked Gun” reference, but Otto Man beat me to it. Fuck it. “Must kill Papschmeer”.
someone think of the children, please, someone think of the children.
dirty houligans in chestnut hill…
actually those fights are cool as hell, saw some in college…
Ryan: Nemo was a bitch
I’m placing my dough on Lightning, becuase it’s says here he’s a sure thing…
AND THE ODDS ARE FIVE-TO-FOOOOOUR!
how could a person fit in a jar with a bee?
If you can’t answer a question like that, Maj, you’ll never get made Head Bee Guy.
placed a bee and a wasp into a jar and then shook it.
how could a person fit in a jar with a bee?
I heard Matt Ryan, some years ago, also placed a bee and a wasp into a jar and then shook it.
Those damned Chestnut Hill miscreants. That whole area does nothing but breed lawyers and gadabouts.
Lt. Frank Drebben knows that fish’s weak spot.
Ill-Timed Information Aquarium
Well-done, sir.