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By: Case of the Mondays « Friends of the Program

Case of the Mondays « Friends of the Program — Mon, 19 May 2008 02:07:01 +0000

[...] Preview of Madden 09. Hang til the end to see Randy Moss do his best Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson impression. [...]

By: Juice Springsteen

Juice Springsteen — Sun, 18 May 2008 03:09:42 +0000

Since I just commented in the wrong thread…

…BRING BACK NFL BLITZ! Fuck you NFL and NFLPA for your monopoly-liscening douchebaggery. I have no problem with Madden, but my desire to choke-slam Wes Welker and not have it called “pass interference” remains unquenched. Why aren’t people more pissed off about this?

By: Juice Springsteen

Juice Springsteen — Sun, 18 May 2008 03:05:05 +0000

Ok, it’s not 10 picks, but fuck it, this is a day old. I have no idea how “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair fell this low, but what a steal. I especially love how Sinclair brings in a character to prove a point in favor of socialism, refuses to develop said character for seven chapters, and brings him back when it’s politically convenient. What a fucking hack.

I think my 10th grade english teacher made us read this because she was a militant vegetarian. Nice try bitch, I’m going to eat a roast beef sandwich now. Cheers.

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:25:28 +0000

@Jack Donaghy’s Hairsuit

A+ for that comment.

Fuck Madden, fuck EA, fuck the uniform editor that changes the pants color when you switch the helmet stripe, and fuck all those 4-eyed cocksuckers until they bring back MVP Baseball.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:13:09 +0000

wait.Shockey actually gets a catch?

By: handfulofpeter

handfulofpeter — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:45:26 +0000

Any truth to the rumor that the official title is “Madden ‘08: Easier than Getting Laid”?

By: TDub

TDub — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:49:44 +0000

@ Jujrock:

normally I’d tell you tell you to get off your moral pedestal, and tell you to stop telling me how to live my life. But its spring, your’re right. Lets all go outside and try to attract some asian girls with our billiard skills and promises of upper class ascension.

By: Jack Donaghy's Hairsuit

Jack Donaghy's Hairsuit — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:46:19 +0000

To program that game faster?

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:19:09 +0000

folks, you need to let your anger go, get out of the house, and find some obligingly slutty asian chicks. just a suggestion.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:56:52 +0000

Every year I go “Great, EA is rehashing Madden again” and I keep promising myself I’m not going to buy it. And then the videos or screenshots come out and I go “Fuck you EA. If you’re going to rape me, at least be gentle.”

I hate EA. I love Madden. And thus, my conundrum.