MB3 Feat. T.O. “This Shove”
[Singing before the NFL competition committee]
I wanna make love with this shove
HEY
With this shove
HEY
With this shove
HEY
With this shove
I wanna make love with this shove
HEY
With this shove
HEY
With this shove
[Door flies open]
About to hit the field
Make a movie, rated X
Butter you up with some popcorn
Then we get the butt sex
On the couch, locker room
After hours, running track
Me on your bo-sack
You on my face mask
We drafted that Felix Jones
He’s one we shoulda passed on
Me, I got 102 catches
And a fresh jimmy hat on
I wanna make love with this shove
HEY
With this shove
HEY
With this shove
And I don’t what ref is flaggin’
Flaggin’
Flagginnnnnnnn’
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Tags: bad knockoffs, t.o., xmas ape
May 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
The stiffarm has been a video game classic for years. Shame on you Paul Tagliabue for stealing this gift of a move from the NFL. Cunt.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
So running backs can’t use the one weapon they’ve got to fend off defenders? It’s not like they’re packin’ heat ready to shoot a muthafucka in the helmet. Roger Goodell and his team of pussies need to get stiff-armed off a building.
@Moof: Tagliabue retired before the start of last season…just sayin’…
May 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
This post just made me climb up on my desk and get a little bit freaky.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
HADOUUUUKEN
May 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@Westbrook - I believe that would be the Hyaku Retsu Harite” (Hundred Hand Slap).
/nerds out
May 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
running backs can still use the tiger uppercut, right?
May 27th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Suprising. Usually they just neuter a defender’s ability. It’s not often anything is taken away from the guys on the offense.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Go Future Mrs, it’s your birfday
May 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Can anyone ever think of an instance where a defender actually got injured by a stiff-arm? Then what the fuck is the point of this rule?
May 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
This would be better if it was written to Pantera’s “This Love”.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Taking inspiration from Educated Consumers, I see.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Meh.
SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
May 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
/shakes profusely while emitting electricity
god i hated blanka. cheapest.move.EVAR!
May 27th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Blanka was awesome for at least one reason: my old roommate bought numerous Sega controllers because of him. The electricity got him mad, but the flying cannonballs made him go insane.
And he’d always say that I *had* to use Blanka, because he was gonna beat him *this time*.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Damn, Ape. You were sorta nice with the flow there.
But then this reminded me of the song “This Love” by Maroon 5. They fucking kick ass. Adam Levine is totes underrated. You guys agree, right? Guys?
/takes cover from hail of bullets
May 27th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
YOGA FIRE!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Power bottoms?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I assume that R. Kelly is the ghost writer on this track.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
“We drafted that Felix Jones
He’s one we shoulda passed on”
Fuckin’ Steelers fan.
/rolls eyes
May 29th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Ahem:
“Oook-toy!”
Thank you.