KSK Commenter Draft: Mixed Drinks
Here at KSK, we’re alcoholics first, bloggers second. Actually, we’re masturbators first, then alcoholics, then football-needy douchebags, and somewhere around 15th or 16th on the list of priorities is blogging.
The point is, most of us are hammered most the time. Hell, I cracked open a bottle of DH Krahn at three o’clock yesterday. You can do these things when you work at home.
Which brings us to today’s commenter draft. Having already “drafted” beer last year — the quotes let you know the pun is cheap and intentional — we turn our attention now to mixed drinks. The premise: for the rest of your life, you can ONLY order the drinks you draft here. It’s a terrifying prospect, the possibility of a summer without mojitos and margaritas, or early NFL games without Bloody Marys, or a Tuesday morning without Mad Dog 20/20 and Sprite.
My first pick: a Manhattan.
And I want it with bourbon, not Canadian whiskey. Easy on the vermouth, served up in a rocks glass. (The only drinks that should be served in a martini glass are martinis, goddammit.)
Your turn. You know the rules: make your selection, then wait ten picks before choosing again. If you’re drafting something archaic or little-known, by all means, share a recipe. We’re always looking for new and fabulous ways to get tight.
NOTE: We do mean MIXED drinks. Hey, you like Johnnie Walker Blue Label “mixed” with ice cubes? You’re very clever, fuck off.
Tags: captain caveman, ksk commenter drafts, wow now I want to start drinking
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May 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
Red Snapper. Lots of Crown please
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Took my fucking drink, Ufford!
Fuggit, I’ll take a gin martini up with olives, nice and dry.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
/75 years-old
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Rum and Coke, shitload of lime.
If you draft and Alabama Slammer, I punch your cock.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Crown Royal and Ginger ale. It’s refreshing, it’s sweet, and I’m starting to sound like Gollum.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Jack and Coke
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
Oh, and anybody putting ice cubes in their blue label may as well add some splenda while they’re at it.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Captain and Sprite. My sleeper is gonna be on the board allllll day.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Very Easy. Vodka and ice
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Woodford and coke, assuming different brand bourbons and coke are separate picks, which they goddamn well better be.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Plastic bottle rum and Mountain Dew
Ahhh…memories of my youth
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Mojito.
I don’t think it’s a gay drink.
Mo-heeee-tooo.
“Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.”
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Mexican Martini… three of those and I always end up with a sombero on
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
7&7. Also cannon fire is an idiot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
I’ll start off with a Grand Marnier sidecar martini
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Tom Collins made with Tanqueray.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
ecto cooler – 2 parts belvedere, 1 part midori and 1 part pineapple juice. perfect for summer or winter, breakfast or dinner.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
Bloody Mary
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
Dickel and Coke… that’s a Tennessee Smoothie
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
gin and tonic with a lime.
great summer drink
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Beer and Clamato juice. For those unfamiliar with Clamato juice, it’s like tomato juice, with clam juice in it.
I realize this could be polarizing.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Dirty martini with Skyy 90. Done.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Margarita on the rocks.
patron, mix, rocks, gm floater, salt.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Vodka (Belvedere) and tonic
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
white russian.
dude.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Three Wise Men in a highball no ice.
and
/dead.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Vanilla Stoli and Ginger Ale – the summer drink of the big city
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Blue Goose.
Martini with Grey Goose + Vermouth + Blue Cheese Stuffed Olives.
It has Vodka AND CHEESE. IN THE DRINK.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Maker’s and ginger.
This is what a daytime buzz is made of.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Oh LORD now I want a drink.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
SMPERK stole my next pick… enjoy the mickey Jackie Treehorn slipped in your Russian you bastard…
I’ll take a morning-after-special: SCREWDRIVER
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
Mint Julep
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
Boo, UM, I take umbrage with your pick… a real marg made with good tequila, triple sec, and a splash of lime served up is infinitely better than anything with mix.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
As the bourbon run continues, I’ll go ahead and settle for a Jack and Ginger.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
heh. Umbrage. WTF is that?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
white peach bellini made with prosecco
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Excellent choice, Jim U.
“It does not require, as a garnish, a televised horse race and a bunch of Yankees doing Foghorn Leghorn imitations.”
I’ll take a Negroni.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Dammit, Uncle Jesse. Shouldn’t you be ordering something made with moonshine?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Mexican Screwdriver
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Whiskey sour.
Wake up in a stranger’s house with your pants off? Sure, why not!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
and jack daniel’s is NOT bourbon
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
futuremrs- yeah yeah, i don’t know why i said mix, you’re right. but triple sec can sec my balls
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Mike Wilbon selects the Kir Royale and laughs at the rest of you.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Gin & Tonic, with Hendricks gin and a slice of cucumber instead of lime. Mmmm… gin-soaked vegetables…
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Blech I hate mixed drinks. Too fruity and sweet. If I must, I’ll take an old-fashioned with good scotch, light on the bitters.
/is cranky old man, apparently
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
@Jim U.: I may be an idiot, but a mint julep is the worst drink ever. I’d rather drink panther piss.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Everclear and lemon lime gatorade?
I guess health insurance is a must this summer.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
grimey, the whiskey sour was my first drink.
bar mitzvah’s rule!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Jamaican rum punch
4 Cups water
1 Cup lime or lemon juice
3 cups strawberry-flavored syrup
2 cups Wray & Nephew Overproof white rum
That will get your motor going.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
well done flozell
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Gin and Fresca
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
And waitress, this time… no giggling!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Im going to submit one for the Judges: Snake Bite? Pear cider and Guiness on top? Can I get a ruling on this…
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Mai Tai – perfect summertime drink for the gay mafia
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
and jack daniel’s is NOT bourbon
Ah, a Bluegrass state elitist. I count it as one of the brownest of the browns. But if it’ll make you feel better, Matlock, I’ll stipulate that it’s a “Tennessee whiskey.”
“We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them Kentuckians!”
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Caipirinha.
Like a Mojito, but 15% more gay!
Also the sugar cane helps the liquor get where it needs to go faster. Biology is interesting.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Mai Thai.
And +1 for the ecto cooler. The Hi-C version was the best juice box ever.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Rusty Nail.
Best single barrel bourbon, hands down = Blanton’s.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Im going to submit one for the Judges: Snake Bite? Pear cider and Guiness on top? Can I get a ruling on this…
Yes: you are gay.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Gotta go with Absolut Citron & Sprite.
It tastes just like sprite!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am
heh, not a bluegrass state elitist, although my hometown was about 15 miles from the KY border and 35 from TN (Big Stone Gap, VA represent! hometown of over- then under- then overrated Jones brothers RBs, Thomas and Julius). for my next pick i select the French 75 (champagne, gin, lemon juice, sugar)
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Long Island Iced Tea
YOINK
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Here’s another for ya, UM:
Moscow Mule
1 3/4 oz vodka
1/2 oz lime juice
ginger beer (NOT ginger ale)
lime wedge for garnish
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
UM… I hear ya on the GM floater. Some call it sacrilege. I call it fucking delicious.
Otto… moonshine is give but it doesn’t go well in daiquiris.
Which brings me to my next pick… a daiquiri. Not a fucking fruit smoothie but a real daiquri–rum, lime, sugar, ice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Vodka Tonic
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
also, my two picks have involved sparkling wines, so i might be gay now
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
Grey Goose and cranberry.
No, it’s not my period.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
Ooh ooh! French martini. It’s the only fruity drink I like. Vodka, Chambord, pineapple juice, and a splash of champagne (only if you’re feeling decadent, dahling). Sugared rim and everything. If I were the kind of girl that had a sugar daddy, that is what I would drink all day every day.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
Yes Freak, yes you are
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
I don’t know anything but beer, whiskey sour, and whiskey on the rocks. Sigh. I feel like Doc Rivers in the fourth quarter…
/sorry for the cheap shot futuremrs.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Uncle Jesse: a real daiquiri was Hemingway’s favorite drink. Bravo.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
flozell- ginger beer… wow! good one
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Tarnished Apples. As long as my boyfriend tolerates finding the apple cider to make them, I’ll drink them.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Whoops, my bad. My blackberry doesn’t refresh fast enough. I’ll take a Midori Sour in honor of the ecto cooler.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Olde English 800 with a sunken shot ‘o cheap Kentucky Nihilism! Drink’n….at least it’s an ethos
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Whoops. Otto… moonshine is A GIVEN but it doesn’t go well in daiquiris.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 am
Rob Roy.
Scotch > Rye.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
Socaid – Cherry Kool Aid and 100 proof Southern Comfort. Easily the best way to black out prior to 8am.
“Socaid with me if it’s socaid with you”
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
Knob Creek, splash of coke if I must.
And for those counting, that’s another Bourbon off the table (you can keep your Tennessee Whiskey).
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
Icepick;
3 parts goose
1 part sweet tea
Lots of ice
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
Is an Irish Carbomb a mixed drink (Jameson’s and Guinness)? If so, then count me ALL IN.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
^Oh, also the best way to ruin a lot of upholstery.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Moscow Mule. Must be in copper mug with plenty of ice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Kirk Herbstreit selects: Alabama Slammer – topped with selection of three of the Tide’s least broken-in cheerleaders.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
Jackin, I say it is. Just because you have to drink it in a matter of seconds doesn’t mean it’s not mixed.
/Jealous of the pick
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
Vodka Lemonade
fresh squeezed lemons + simple syrup + vodka + ice = mmmm
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
Grape juice and vodka. Tastes like cough syrup!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Hmm, I managed to fail to search for Maker’s correctly and have to repick. Second choice: “Berry Breeze”: Alizé Red Passion, strawberry vodka, cranberry juice & lemon-lime soda. Yes, I like fruity drinks.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Original Sazerac.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Ooh, does a Jagerbomb count? I had one of those that one time my cool brother let me hang out with him. I hear they’re rather popular. I’ll pick that if it counts.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Miles O’Toole – you need to learn to read.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
Gin and juice. Grapefruit, to be specific.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
ketel soda with a lemon and a lime. i could drink that every hour on the hour.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
After a couple of moderate drinks, let’s move into the hardcore:
Four Horsemen:
1 part Bourbon whiskey (Jim Beam)
1 part Tennessee whiskey (Jack Daniel’s)
1 part Scotch whisky (Johnnie Walker Red)
1 part Tequila (Jose Cuervo) or Irish whiskey (Jameson Irish Whiskey)
(licks lips)
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
Flaming Dr. Pepper:
1 Pint of cheap beer (preferably ice house or red dog)
3/4 shot of root beer schnaaps
1/4 shot of Bicardi 151
pour the schnaaps in a shot glass, then the 151, light it on fire, then drop it in the beer. Actually does taste like Dr. Pepper.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Italian coffee = black coffee and amaretto
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
Flozell – Many much sorry.
Father McCarthy
2 part rum
1 part Vodka
Frozen OJ concentrate
Frozen Limeaid concentrate
Sprite
For some reason this was popular at my CYO picnics.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
Tom Collins.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
I ran out of rum once and all I had was moonshine so I came up with a Moonjito.
A Mojito made with lemon flavored moonshine. Yes I do have issues
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
@J4B: Damn you to hell. That was my next pick. Sigh. I will take Sangria instead. My dad’s sangria is the tits.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Licking Toad
2 shots of goose or belve
half of a red bull
splash of blue curacao
taken as a shot
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
georgi vodka and tang. itll send me right back to college
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
BTW, I won’t draft this, but my girlfriend does a mean pomegranate martini.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
A mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon, and light on the cloves. There we go, off with you lad and look lively.
Thank you Clarence
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
As a straight bourbon drinker, I may have to trade all my picks in this draft. Mixed drinks are just too sweet, and the non-alcoholic parts only slow down the rush to oblivion. As a result, the only thing I mix my liquor with is the occasional ice cube and a heightened sense of my own attractiveness.
But if this is all the liquor I’m getting for the rest of my life … let’s go full on fruity and fucked-up with a Tequila Sunrise. One, two, three, floor.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
OK – time for the ghetto drinks…
Thug Passion – Red Alizé and Cristal over ice. If you were trying to get fucked up, then you’ve succeeded my friend.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Dark rum, bourbon, splash of cream, shaken lightly and served on the rocks. I think it’s called a Midnight Cowboy… it’s like a White Russian only not so freaking sweet.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Stoli and grapefruit.
A must at weddings
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
@The Lazer: It’s not root beer schnapps, it’s amaretto.
Also, I hate you.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hey Caveman, bite my bag fucker. Chug three snakebites and see how gay you are Gieco-Bitch.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
@Dickens Cider – That’s one crazy drink – and you are a real drinker.
@smurphette – that’s what I’m here for, pickin’ fast and furious m’lady!
MUHAHAHAHA
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Crown and Dr. Pepper. Try it.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Jim & Ginger.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Glenfiddich and Sprite Zero. When I want to sleep fully clothed with my contacts still in.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Vodka Gimlet.
Your move, Mister Bond.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Glenfiddich and Sprite Zero.
I hear that pairs well with the Kobe Beef and peanut butter.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
When I was in Bratislava for a night last fall (don’t ask), I had a drink called a B-52:
- 2 oz. Absinthe
- 2 oz. Bailey’s
-2 oz. Kahlua
Needless to say, I was set for the night.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
Street Rat — make a Three Wise Men, add Texas Pete hot sauce, rinse and repeat, I never really remember what happens next
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
My girly drink selection: Southern Nut
Equal parts of Southern Comfort 100, Amaretto, lime juice and pineapple juice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
How the hell did Long Island fall this far? $2 on friday nights at a hole in the wall downtown = $10 to get your night started right.
Bailey’s and hot chocolate. Nothing better on a snow day.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
@Auksyte
Back in aught-three when I was a freshman, ecto cooler was something much different. Mix Pepsi Blue with orange juice, then add a fuckload of vodka. The end result is a neon green concoction that tastes like rainbow sherbet. I got so drunk off it I ended up spending the hours between 3 a.m. and 6 a.m. alternating between puking and shitting while sweating profusely. The next day was the worst day of my life.
/misses the good old days
//wishes they still made Pepsi Blue
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Zombie:
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum (that’s the one with the fire-retardant cap)
1 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. orange juice
1/2 oz. apricot brandy
1 tsp. sugar
2 oz. light rum
1 oz. dark rum
1 oz. lime juice
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
In the US of A, where Absinthe is hard to get, the B-52 is made with Grand Marnier instead.
When I bartended in college, we used to line those up after closing the place down. I’d down two of those with my keys in hand, drive the two miles home just in time for impact. Best bombing run in history.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Supersonic Gin and Tonic. Yes the plain gin and tonic is off the board, but this is different.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Anything Sandra Lee makes… It’s cocktail time! Then I’ll lay that bitch down on whatever tablescape she happens to be using and do body shots off those huge 40 year old knockers!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
@ Jackin
Thanks I try. Flavored moonshine is kind of dangerous, cause you can’t really taste the moonshine….but I digress
Second pick Torpedo Juice: Everclear + Redbull = Me fucked up
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Good ol’ boilermaker. Beer with a shot of whiskey.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
a drink that I’m sure BDD’s fruity high school classmates drank by the gallons:
a Cape Codder
Vodka, Cranberry, and some lime
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Skippy Get Naked
- 2 cases of cheap beer
- 2 handles of cheap vodka
- Powdered lemonade
Mix in a cooler with ice, drink, wake up naked.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
CrabblerK3, Long Island did not fall that far. Big Gay Drew took it a while back.
And long island iced tea = “I want to get drunk really fast and I don’t care what my drink tastes like”
This draft definitely separated the men from the amateurs.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
kentucky gentleman and rootbeer
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Everclear and grape Kool-Aid. Let’s hope the blindness is only temporary.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
okay, i need to not be gay anymore, so i’ll take the Royal Monster–crown royal + monster energy drink
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
caribou lou…
3 parts 151, 1.5 part malibu, 5 parts pineapple juice….oh boy
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Trashcan Punch/Jungle Juice etc. Gets’em topless every time!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Sarah drinks Stoli Raz
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Hop Skip and Go Naked
1 six pack of beer
1 fifth of vodka
1 can of lemonade concentrate
Mix in a cooler and enjoy while shooting off fireworks for 4th of July
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
And fuck me, I’m 8 picks too late
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Gay drink time…
Hpno-tini
But it tastes so gooooooooooooooooood.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Nutty Irishman:
1 shot Kahlua
1 Shot Baileys
1 Shot Vodka
1 shot Amaretto/Frangelico
1 shot coffee schnapps
The ultimate Sunday Funday drink, served on the rocks in a highball glass.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Yay for bartending in college, Otto Man! Learned all my good drinking habits there… not to mention my ability to be friendly to assholes who don’t deserve it.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Nothing gets the night going like a RBV.
Stoli Blueberry and Vodka.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Late to the party as always.
I’ll go Mimosa, because mimosas and bagels makes a great breakfast.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
*stoli blue and redbull.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Neon Iguana
In a shaker glass half full of ice
3 oz Captain
3 oz Malibu
1.5 oz Blue Curacao
1.5 oz lime juice
Top off with OJ
It’s a bright greenish-blue color. Tastes great, gets you hammered, just don’t spill it on anything.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hey J4B, I went to a fashion week party in NYC a few years back and that’s what they were serving. In conclusion, if you drink Hypnotinis models will sleep with you.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
continuing the gay MA drink-fest:
Vodka, Cranberry, Orange Juice, Lime wedge
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 am
dark and stormy.
perfect summer drink that no one knows how to make properly.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Sailor Jerry Rum and Diet Coke on the rocks.
(If it was straight spirits, I’d draft Old Overholt, neat, but I always show up late for these things.)
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Skippy’s
30 pack, handle of cheap vodka, lemonade mix, & ice. Mixed together in a dingy cooler or tub. Sounds gross, but actually tastes good and messes you up.
/hasn’t moved on since college
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Redneck Margarita
1 oz Whiskey(I prefer Jack)
1/2 oz Triple Sec
Margarita Mix
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Flaming Meaux
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
@el domingo: Why don’t you enlighten us then?
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
Yay for bartending in college, Otto Man! Learned all my good drinking habits there… not to mention my ability to be friendly to assholes who don’t deserve it.
Amen to that. Although I was originally a bouncer, so I also learned to tell assholes to go fuck themselves. Two sides of the coin there.
The more I think about it, I bet my aversion to mixed drinks might be rooted in that job, dealing with people who had to have their pet drink made just so. That said, it was nice when the 21st birthday parties rolled in and asked me to give the celebrant a shot of my own choosing. Cement Mixer. Bailey’s with lime juice, so it hardens and gums up when you take it.
Yeah, I was never in charge of cleaning the bathrooms.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
Mr. Boston vodka & lemonade. Cause you pretentious assholes probably aren’t familiar with Chris Boston.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
the Mo.
drink a 40 down to the label, refill with a wine cooler.
because it gets you mo’ fucked up is why, and the ingredients are available at bodegas that don’t check ID.
/highschool
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
@ CuJo
it’s simple but people never get it right
need a dark rum like myers or gosling’s black seal or something like that – pour 1 part that over ice to 4 parts ginger beer (not ale). stir. enjoy
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Colorado Bull Dog
1 shot vodka
1 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur
milk
1 splash Coca-Cola®
In a shaker mix Vodka, Kahlua, and milk. Pour into a rocks glass and add a splash of Coca-Cola.
Gay – Check
Tasty – Check
Me hitting 400 LBS soon – Check
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Skippy, the ultimate beach drink:
1 NFL style water cooler
30 rack of Natty Light
1 handle of cheap vodka
1 container of powdered Country Time Pink Lemonade
Mix, drink, and don’t count on doing anything but shitting for two days after.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Everclear Roulette: Get enough shotglasses for everyone. Mix a preffered beverage in a cocktail shaker pour cocktail into all glasses but one. Pour 3/4ths everclear into remaining shotglass and fill with cocktail. mix them up so that no one knows which glass has the everclear in it and one by one take turns picking a shot… It will be clearly evident who picks the everclear shot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
Effen Black Cherry Vodka and Coke
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
@futuremrsrickankiel: Well if that’s the case, then keep the Hpnotini’s flowing.
“Of course I’m cultured and independently wealthy.”
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
Mixing Woodford with coke??? That’s good for a cockpunch.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Heh. The shot I always mix for people who want a birthday shot or whatever is the Chocolate Cake. Mix lemon vodka with Frangelico and pour into shot glasses, then take a lemon wedge and cover it with sugar. Pound the shot then suck the sugar out of the lemon… it’s mighty tasty and does, in fact, taste bizarrely like chocolate cake.
In fact, I’ma go ahead and draft that shit, even though I guess technically it’s a slammer and not a mixed drink. I’ve got 5 tasty drinks on my board and a loooong-ass day of work before I can go enjoy any of them. Damn you, KSK!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
In the same vein as Crabbler’s but a little stronger. Hot Chocolate and Rumplemintz. NOW there’s nothing better on a cold day.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Jackin’, the Irish car bomb I’ve come to know and love is a shot glass filled with half Jameson’s, half Baileys, then dropped into a pint of Guinness and chugged. Tastes like chocolate milk. Yum.
/sorry I’m at work
//and that it’s 9:35 in the morning
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Hawaiian Punch aka Red Death
Any drink that combines the alcohol of two drinks (Kamikaze and Alabama Slammmer) into one and always served in a pitcher is the drink for me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Superona:
Drink the neck of a Corona, fill said neck with Bacardi Limon. The limon acts like the lime, and it still drinks like a beer. Deadly.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Sparxxdriver. Take a 64 ounce “Mugzilla” from the local convenience store, pour two or three 16 oz. cans of sparx over ice, add a shit load of vodka, and prepare for most of your internal organs to shut down and wake up to a scene that looks straight out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: dismembered mannequin, knife stuck in the wall, couch over turned.
/ my roommate drank this garbage and caused the damage above, I only sampled on occasion, but if it is the only thing I can drink the rest of my life, I want to be as fucked up as possible.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Baltimore Zoo. Ballgame. Over.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1026.html
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Who’s going to be the next douche to draft Skippy?
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
No, the perfect beach (and infield of a horse race, in my case, Foxfield) drink is:
Gin Bucket
1 bucket
1 handle cheap gin
2 2L bottles of Fresca
copious amounts of citrus fruit (usually oranges, lemons, and limes) cut into quarters, squeezed into bucket and then tossed in bucket to soak
The proper way to administer this drink is to squirt it into a girl’s mouth with a turkey baster.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
FMRA – That chocolate cake drink is super gay and tasty.
/doesn’t understand flavor chemistry
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
Mind Eraser
I know it could be a shot, but it’s still a mixed shot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
Lunchbox:
beer, o.j., amaretto
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
LOL the proper way to administer is to squirt it into a girls mouth…
Awesome
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
Liquid Heroin shots. Jaeger, Rumpleminze and 151. It’ll make you do stupid shit like pass out at a strip club and then pass out in a slice of pizza. Um, not that I would know anything about that.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
SoCo and Sprite. We call it the Rhonda Special.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Mixing Woodford with coke??? That’s good for a castration.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Damn you KSK, I’ve got so much freakin’ work to do before the markets close…but I am somehow compelled to keep drafting…
OK, will draft again after doing some work.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
olde fashioned.
bourbon
sugar
bitters
cherry
orange
ice
muddle fruit, bitters and sugar. top with ice. add boubon.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
A Black-Eyed Susan made at the Preakness
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 am
The Bumskull: Take a huge cooler, and dump anything and everything that contains alcohol within (essentials: 5th of Everclear, bottle of Andre, case of beer). also include chopped up pineapple, oranges, and bananas. It has the consistency and color of vommit and burns like moonshine on the way down. Surprisingly, it does not taste awful, and two cups make you forget where your legs are.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
i choose pruno, aka jail wine. tastes like you mande a margarita out of bile, yes. but if nobody goes blind or dies you’re the toast of the cellblock!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
Hurricane Punch
This isn’t for the faint of heart, and probably the reason why I won’t live to be 30
Cranberry juice, pineapple juice, light rum, dark rum, amaretto, blue curacao, orange passion fruit, a wedge of lime, a leaf of mint, a squirt of triple sec, a splash of Grand Marnier, a dash of grenadine, a pinch of coconut, a sprinkle of sugar, shaved ice. Oh, and a whole bunch of mescaline.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
Somebody picked my drink, but they picked the generic version. I’ll assume they have no taste buds and wanted Seagram’s Gin, so I’ll go with Bombay Sapphire and a SPLASH of tonic with a lime.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
Already ganked the old-fashioned, el domingo, although I prefer them with scotch.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
Pussies all…
Shot and a beer! The only “mixed” drink that a man can drink and still look himself in the mirror…
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
The Scarface:
Highball glass
Fill 3/4 with ice
1 shot Rumpleminze
1 shot Bacardi 151
Fill out with half & half
Sounds disgusting, but tastes like the inside of a York peppermint patty and goes down nice and smooth. Sip it and don’t have more than 3, or it will utterly and completely destroy you.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
Malibu Rum and Diet Coke…Tastes like a vanilla coke…oh so refreshing!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:56 am
@ futuremrsrickankiel
totally different drink with bourbon.
but props for the pick.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
The Newark Bum:
MD 20/20, Colt 45, and Boon’s Farm.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
…and all you people giving recipes for mixes that taste like something else (put in some gasoline, cherry juice, and beer: tastes just like a fudgecicle!) fuck off! If you want something that tastes like a Dr. Pepper, drink Dr. Pepper. If you also want a buzz, hit yourself in the head with a hammer!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
The JD McNugent
1 Pint Black Haus
2 16 Oz Cans Rockstar
1 16 Oz Cranberry-Grape Ocean Spray
Destruction.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Barkeep! A Cosmopolitan for rusrus!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Grain alcohol, Goldschlager, and apple juice. My buddy makes it and calls it Apple Pie. He also then used himself as a human bowling ball against 10 empty kegs arranged as, well, as bowling pins.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Piss and tears from my childhood. On the rocks.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This one’s for cranky Rusrus…
Shoot the Root.
Shot of root beer schnapps dunked in a Coors Light. Tastes just like root beer (for when you trying to hit a hot 16 year old)!
/yeah, I’m old
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
@futuremrsrickankiel and otto man …
the birthday shot I used to give out was the bar mat. Just drip whatever had filtered onto the bar mat on the rail, maybe chill just to make it look like an actual shot and serve.
I also did not have to clean up the bathrooms.
Since my favorite drink was taken immediately – manhattan (also an old man – and even older next week), and since my few mixed drinks I actually drink are off the board, I’ll take an island favorite “Yellowbird” – assuming someone else hasn’t taken it. This one killed me in the Bahamas in January. I prefer the recipe with the dark rum, light rum, vodka and banana liquer, and not so much orange and pineapple.
/thanking god office closes early today for memorial weekend!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Wild Turkey. Cut out the middle man and any fluff.
Otto man that was funny shit:
Glenfiddich and Sprite Zero.
I hear that pairs well with the Kobe Beef and peanut butter.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
For rusrus. How about I mix you a shot of my taint sweat along with some left over Paris Hilton post coital drip?
Get the fuck out of here douchebag.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
can i have one of those?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Everclear and grape kool-aid powder. Yeah, boy!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
How about I mix you a shot of my taint sweat along with some left over Paris Hilton post coital drip?
Hey! Are you authorized to give away the secret recipe for Coors Light?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
omigodomigodomigodomigod, Vanilla Stoli and OJ…
“Is that a orange-vanilla pushup that you’ve melted down and are drinking?”
“No Sir, it just happens to be the most refresing cocktail of all!”
And yes, I am a dude that loves the taste of summer!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
The “Free” Bar Mat shot has a lot of names. I believe one of the most popular names for the garbage concoction was the “New Jersey.”
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Vanilla Stoli + OJ? Isn’t that how double homicides happen?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
jack daniel’s & 7up. the only liquor my sainted dad would drink, and how he introduced me to the concept that the only thing more certain than a quick drunk when mixing booze with sweet shit is an exponentially worse hangover – the latter of which i’m not in the market for at my age.
/reaches for tumbler of oban on the rocks.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Dark and Stormy = Goslings Black Seal rum and Ginger Beer, wedge of lime optional.
If you’ve been to Bermuda you know what I’m talking about.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Otto Man,
you brought your A-Game with the gimlet.
Refined, a perfect portion, bang for the buck. Excellent choice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Porky,
The OJ was framed by Fuhrman, and the Vanilla had some shit comin’ her way.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
@devang: thanks for helping me throw up in my mouth a little. Funny shit.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Brass monkey…the funky monkey…
For clarification, that’s a 2/3 Malt Liquor and 1/3 Sunny D.
JV
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Salty Dog.
Vodka and grapefruit juice, glass rimmed with salt.
Better than air-conditioning.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I can’t believe I haven’t seen it anywhere, it has to be in here somewhere, but if not, I will go with jungle juice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Otto Man, you brought your A-Game with the gimlet.
Thanks. I probably haven’t had one of those in almost a decade, but it’s a winner.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I have to say steal of the draft, my favorite drink, The Green Dinosaur:
2 oz vodka
2 oz gin
2 oz rum
2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
2 oz triple sec
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda
It is a better version of a Long Island Iced Tea
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Robitussin and gingerale (Canada Dry, because I’m classy)
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
AMF – Audios motherfuckers – i buy em at a hole in the wall bar. Triple sec, vodka, gin, mixed in equal parts in a big fucking glass. then topped off with some blue curaco and sprite. a couple of those and i am done
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Blue Hawaii
All-you-can-drink at a luau in Maui while on my honeymoon? Um, ok.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I’m shocked that no one’s taken Purple Drank (aka Sizzurp)
Prescription Cough Syrup (with Codeine), Sprite, and Jolly Ranchers served in a ice-filled styrofoam cup. Has caused several deaths but mmmmm good.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Hypnotiq and Malibu = Perfect breakfast on Maui
Mixed 50/50 over ice in a big plastic glass. Plastic so you can have it by the pool. If you can avoid losing it, then after 3 you’ll be jolly as hell.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Rootbeer Floater
Vanilla Sky and rootbeer. Ah, to be twelveagain.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Ugh, there’s nothing left, so how about SoCo and Dr. Pepper. Give it a shot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
@porky1:
just to clarify, proper purple drank/lean/sizzurp must be made with promethazine-codeine cough syrup, not just codeine.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
@ upstate underdog – i already picked dark and stormy – my first one.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I stand corrected!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Hey Caveman nice fuck up again. Gin and Juice is already taken, because you added salt doesnt make it not still Gin and fucking Juice.
There isnt anything left that I would drink so I am taking my choices and retiring to my deserted Island until the final remains of my liver are pissed out and I drop dead with a glass in my hand.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Who on earth are all these cranky-ass commenters? It’s the Friday before a long weekend, kids. Chillllllllllllllllllllllll.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
sorry el domingo, I should have hit F3 and searched for it. Dark and Stormy is all yours.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
My buddy used to make something called a “House Call”.
1/2 Dr Pepper
1/2 Dr Mcgillicutty’s Cherry Schnapps
Good stuff. The most difficult thing to do is actually find Dr. McGillicutty’s at the liquor store.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Sorry Future… doucebag called me a queer… I dont judge anyone for what adult beverage they drink, we are all drunks lets live in Inebriated harmony!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Similar to “the New Jersey” I believe is the bar rag, wringed out into a glass and served. Name anyone? Said friend of the above Apple Pie drank this on a bet once. He is now a high school teacher.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@futuremrs:
seriously, “please, people, this is supposed to be a happy occasion…let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who”
i’m gonna take my gay bellinis and french 75s, fill up a gin bucket, and head to the outer banks tomorrow morning
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Holy shit. My first pick is still on the board.
Kamikazes. By the pitcher.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Icebomb.
2 shots UV Blue Vodka
2 shots lemon vodka
2 shots regular vodka
mix with sprite, or if you really piss intensity, Smirnoff ice.
I hate vodka, but my favorite bar in college used to serve these for $4 every Wednesday. Nothing like blacking out for $12.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Phillips Union cherry whisky and coke. Mmmmmmmmm good. Best served @ The Berg in Arthur, IL.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
since the screwdriver and ice pick was taken off the board way early, i submit the mountain stream: aquavit, vodka, sprite. mmmm. lunchtime.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Dark & Stormy – Goslings rum and ginger beer
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Easily the steal of the draft…
A black and tan.
One half Guinness, one half Bass, blend together.
Though if you didn’t already know that, you deserve a smack upside the head.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I can’t read any more of these. I’m getting the DTs or something.
/needs a drink NOW
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Going out with a thud…
Gorilla Fart
1/2 Wild Turkey
1/2 151
G’nite.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
has anyone taken The Incredible Hulk yet?
Hynotiq and Hennesy
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Not sure if it qualifies…
I’ll take Dave Attell’s favorite drink… A LOT.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Agent Orange when you’ve got to get hammered right.
1 oz Yukon Jack® Canadian whisky
1 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 oz apple schnapps
1 oz vodka
1 oz light rum
1 oz triple sec
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
2 oz orange juice
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
@Pemulis: Good call, forgot about that one. I took the Hpnotini. I know it’s gay, but according to FMRA, models sleep with guys that drink it so that’s good enough for me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@ Man Bear Pig, don’t you dare call it a Black and Tan in front of an Irish man. especially if he supports the IRA. call it a half and half. Also, mixing an Irish beer with an English beer might also piss of a few Irish.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
/not Irish, but have plenty of friends who are
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’ll also take a Scooby Snack on the side…another oh so good shot!
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
@UU: Irish people drink??????
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
BDD: im going to one up you and put adios motherfucker on the board. its a long island iced tea but instead of a splash of coke, you add blue curacao.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@UU:
Yeah, that’s what I hear. But ’round these parts (California), it’s a Black and Tan.
I’m of Scottish ancestry, anyhow.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Tequila and diet coke. I started drinking it when we ran out of bourbon (well, Jim Beam) one night, and never looked back.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I think I’ll go again:
Brandy stinger.
Couple variations of this, but the one I drink is:
2 parts cheap brandy (E&J, Christian Bros), 1 part cheap Peppermint Schnapps (I use Dekuyper), served by the glass — no ice.
I’m a broke ass, so this is a nice, inexpensive way to lose brain cells.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Beer margaritas – 8 cans of cheap beer (natty light works the best) 1/2 a half of tequila, and 1/2 a can of limeade concentrate. mix and get fucked up
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
No name to date for me but we’ve been calling it a ‘Ghetto-rita’
Tequila
Grapefruit Juice
Splash of Sprite.
Awesome without infringing on masterbation from fingers sore from squeezing limes.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@grande77: 1/2 a cup tequila? I’ll have to try me some of those.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
not half a cup but half a fifth, my mistake.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Forgive me if taken – I came late to the party:
ONE Camel Back
TWO Bottles of Gatorade (I prefer rain or G2 to avoid all the syrup)
ONE 375 of Everclear
TWO Cans of Redbull.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the greatest 4 hours you’ve never remembered. …and a stomach pump.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
@Auksyte
I thought Ecto Coolers had to include at least a splash of LSD.
Ill take a jar of peach moonshine. The peaches count as mixer, right?
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
@Killer of Whales…
Assume you’ve found this out already, but just in case: Anything other than water in a CamelBak reservoir tends to linger. Recommend dedicating a separate reservior for booze, unless you like your water to taste like booze, which isn’t really a bad thing.
Note: Jack & Coke in a Camelbak while skiing not always a good idea.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
back in the late HS days and early college years, i would make a punch that wasn’t named – until i stopped making it. blackouts every time.
2 packages of tropical punch koolaid
4 zima’s
2 shots 151
sugar to taste
(makes about a gallon or so)
stir, chill, stir, and serve. (drank this in 3 hours once…worst next 3 days of my life).
I think it was appropriately named “date rape punch”
/shows self the door
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Malibu rum and blue raspberry slushie mix from the local convenience store. Was I really 16 TEN years ago?
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
@ Some Folks
Never had peach moonshine but the grape and Lemon are really good.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
@ oats
hahaha. zima. hahaha.
/cracks open a smirnoff ice
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Talk about a steal …
Turkey Squirt.
1 part Wild Turkey.
1 part Squirt soda.
Drink it up!
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Gin and sprite. Twist of lemon. Splash of pineapple juice. The nice thing about it is that the more you drink, the cheaper they get. You just have to tell the bartender to start replacing the Bombay Sapphire (and you ARE using Bombay Sapphire) with whatever cheap shit bathtub moonshine they call gin.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
The steal of the draft – the Third Reich!
- 1 shot Jagermeister
- 1 shot Rumplemintz
- 1 shot Goldschlager
My Jew friends love it!
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
The Alaskan Ice Tea
Make a Long Island without the coke, add blue curacao, more booze, and it’s blue!
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Amaretto Sour. Makes the panties come off.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Mexican coffee (coffee + a splash of Kahlua) always is a good start to my morning
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
@ tech 9 – thats an adios motherfucker. which i already took :)
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Liquid Cocaine. Not only is it a highly comical drink name to say at the bar…it tastes like fun.
1 shot Bacardi 151
1 shot Jaeger
1 shot Goldschlager
Also, if you are trying to be a gangster, the Incredible Hulk (equal parts Hipnotiq and Hennesey) is quite fun.
Also, if anyone has ever visited/attended University of Illinois in Champaign, the Ice Bomb is quite ridiculous and popular on “Bomb Night.”
2 oz UV® blue raspberry vodka
2 oz orange vodka
2 oz vodka
1 – 2 oz Sprite® soda
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Red Devil
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 1/2 oz sloe gin
2 oz triple sec
2 oz orange juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
Mix alcohols into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Add the juice and grenadine, and shake. Serve in a 10-12 oz. glass.
I had a few of these in NJ once…ONCE.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
/ crtl-F “lawnmower”
/ “Phrase not found”
Well then… the Lawnmower.
Vodka + wheatgrass. A favorite of Ron Howard.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Crunk Juice + Hennessey=memories of being a douchebag drunk in high school
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:23 pm
hendricks’s, a little bit of soda water, and a couple of ice cubes. the perfect drink.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Singapore Sling, and who ever suggested a Turkey Squirt should be prosecuted by the Wild Turkey Corporation. That’s just a travesty.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@Lucky Like Little:
3 shots in a row, or all mixed together as a drink? Much interest from the friends on this one. Thank you kind sir.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
The “Fish in the barrel”
vodka+cranberry juice+rohypnol
Hey, nothing in the draft rules said I personally have to drink what I order.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@twoeightnine
Your Skippy Get Naked was my Yank Me Crank Me…and we put two 2 liter Sprites in as well. I know–we were pansies.
Also, I can’t believe that that came off the board.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@UU and Man Bear Pig: Actually, MBP is correct. It’s a Black and Tan because Bass is English beer. The superior version, a pure Half and Half, is made with Guinness and Harp. And I’ll draft it now.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Gin and tonic = my go-to wedding drink.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Um, where do I sign up for this “gin bucket”? It sounds tremendous.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
a tall Jameson 7 with a lemon, served by the hottest bartender I have ever seen in my life, not appropriately named Ginsy.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
The Diver Down from Silky O’Sullivan’s in Memphis – a gallon of liquor, mixers, beer and wine, all served in an attractive yellow bucket
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
a magnum hurricane (something like 93 shots of 151) from patty obriens in memphis. 8 of us drank that thing in under a half hour. the people who ordered one at the table next to us nearly a half hour prior didnt even come close to finishing. http://flickr.com/photos/moacir/381266540/in/set-72157594520290260/
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
the finished product: http://flickr.com/photos/moacir/381267658/in/set-72157594520290260/
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
double whiskey coke, no ice.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Because I’m preposterously late to this draft (seriously WTF KSK, when big shit like this is going down you need to give people some advance notice), and because a CTL+F search didn’t turn up anyone as having drafted these drinks, and the fact that I’m about to head out for the long weekend, here’s three picks at once. The first two will cost you a bit at the bar, but they taste fantastic and will absolutely kick your ass.
Lucky Seven
1/2 shot each – sloe gin, triple sec, amaretto, southern comfort, skyy vodka, jack daniels, and bacardi 151
1 part each – orange juice, cranberry juice, lime juice
Spring Water
4-5 shots vodka, shaken over ice with one part each club soda and tonic, a splash of sprite, and a lemon twist
The last one is for the ladies – I’ve never encountered a woman who didn’t love this drink, and it will get you laid if you play your cards right
Hazelnut Martini – a vodka martini with a half-to-full shot of Frangelico.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
When I was bartending and people said “surprise me” I’d make a Snotty Brat. Shot glass, one part Jim, one part Jack, one part Cuervo, one part Jager, poured in that order. Wow, the face they make when it first hits is just like a baby with a problem, then the Jager takes over and their sense of relief washes over their face, just like an infant.
And I started my shift with a Raging Bull: rocks glass, 1/2 Red Bull, 1/2 vodka
I have issues
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
My grandmother’s drink of choice was the Manhattan. At her funeral last month, we all had one in her honor at the luncheon. I took one sip and three inches of hair grew on my back. I would have drunken the rest of it, but I had to drive home. That day, I had a newfound respect for my grandmother, who’d drink about six or seven of them and still be coherent enough not to fuck up Thanksgiving dinner.
Aaanyway, my only pick of this draft is the Chuck Norris. It’s a shot of vodka with a Chuck Norris spinkick to the face as the chaser. It only takes one to put you on your ass.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
@Lucky Like Little: Seig Heil!
@ottoman: Absinthe is hard to get…just little pricey…
So with that I’ll go with a Green Vesper
regular vesper except with absinthe and lime instead of kina lillet and lemon
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Amaretto Sour. Makes the panties come off.
Or, if a man is drinking it — on.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Dr. Quim Snaggletaint, I hear you my friend. Those buckets take you to a whole other level of retarded.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Dammit.
Tequila and Squirt. The Latinos here love that shit. Now so do I.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Westbrook,
My grandmother’s funeral was yesterday. In her honor I knocked back a shot of Jameson’s. (My younger sister and cousins, however, insisted on drinking for their toast some monstrosity called a “Surfer on Acid.” Kids today…)
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@Rocco
Mixed together, taken as a shot. I gave it to the lead singer of a band in suburban Minneapolis during a break in his set, and instead of singing the words he just yelled “Lucky, what did you give me?” over and over again…
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Too lazy to read the list… My picks
Irish Carbomb (NO not a boilermaker)
if thats taken….
I’ll draft.
The Jedi Mind Trick
1 oz. Cinnamon Schnapps
1 oz. Baily’s Irish Cream
1 oz. Melon Liquor
and a splash of rum
Mix with ice and serve
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
i will also take a mac & water (macnaughton’s) – or Jameson & water. not because i’m a puss, but b/c it’s a tribute to my now passed grandfather.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
It’s a mark of how late I am that I’m forced to take Kahlua and hot chocolate with my first pick. Damn good for after-ski though.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Chamomiles
I doubt your grandmother would have been caught dead drinking that. Here’s to our family matriarchs being less pusstastic than their supposedly more masculine grand-offspring!
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
The Surfer on Acid, that is
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Late and lazy as well so I’ll act an ass and draft a
Toronto (Its the Manhattan of the north don’t-cha-know, eh?)
Canadian whisky (correct spelling)
sweet vermouth
bitters
m cherry
dick joke
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Pink gin:
Rocks glass, rocks, gin, dash bitters
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Animal mother you bastard you stole my drink. However, a Red Death has Sambucca in it, which is the most godawful liquer on panet earth. The Red Devil is the one you’re tinking of.
I guess since all the good stuff has been taken, I’ll have to go wit the Italian Iced tea:
Bacardi Limon
Disaronno Amaretto
Cranberry juice.
Yes, it tastes very good. Yes, it’s extremely fruit, but I’m 300 commetns behind, and the good stuff has all been taken.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Grape Drank.
Sugar. Water. Purple.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Hpnotiq and Redbull, only way to make hypnotiq tolerable
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
The Skynyrd – Sweet Tea and Beam
Perfect for when you run out of Coke and haven’t moved on to the “just pour it in my fucking mouth” phase.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I’ll take a “Why I Live in California”.
1 16 oz mug of Sierra Nevada
1 shot glass of Jameson
Drop shot glass in mug, garnish with a HEALTHY pinch of medicinal grade chiba.
Watch ballgame until 4th inning.
Nap.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
252
1 part wild turkey 101 proff
1 part bacardi 151
Don’t remember anything else the rest of the night.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Polish buffalo grass wodka–chilled and straight.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I can’t imagine anything good is left this late in the day (this is what happens when you spend your afternoon auditioning Thai prostitutes for a snuff film) so I’ll go with a Snowshoe, which is:
1 part Wild Turkey
1 part Peppermint Schnapps
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
And since nobody has posted for over an hour, I’m going to cheat and make my second pick a Flaming Homer.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
snake bite: drop a shot of cuervo in a beer of your choice. the shot is topped off with tobasco sauce.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Well, I’m waaaay late, but this draft could have gone on for three days and my drinks would have never been chosen.
1) Pisco and Coke. Preferably Capel brand pisco, but Alto del Carmen is acceptable. No Peruvian pisco, though, that stuff tastes like ass.
2) Santori whiskey and Coke. For relaxing times, make it Santori time.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
chambord and gingerale
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Optimus Prime:
2 oz Hpnotiq liqueur (Pour into glass first)
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
1 oz Patron Tequila
1 oz Vodka
Top off with some Grenadine
Good stuff
May 24th, 2008 at 12:21 am
In honor of Woody Boyd, Sam “Mayday” Malone, and the greatest beer drinker in history, Norm Peterson:
The Screaming Viking
2 oz vodka
1 oz dry vermouth
1 oz lime juice
1 celery stalk
1 spear cucumber (slightly bruised)
May 24th, 2008 at 8:31 am
My parents are from Cuba, they have most my extended family still there. On mother’s day, my Dad will make a phone call to my grandmother still on the island. But sometimes…my alcoholic uncle will pick-up the phone. Tio Alcolico invented a drink on the island that’s supposedly popular but I 100% doubt that:
“Las Estrellas” (translation, The Stars)
1/5 Rubbing Alcohol
4/5 Water
God, what a miserable country. Please lift the embargo before my uncle loses his eye sight.
May 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Transfusion (any decent bartender at a golf course will know)
or
Compton (40 of Old English 800, drink down to the bottom neck, fill vacated space with orange juice.)
May 25th, 2008 at 1:36 am
I think I’ll close out the draft with a Jersey Turnpike, which is the contents of your bartender’s rag squeezed into a shotglass.
May 25th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Colorado whiskey straight up. If you haven’t heard of it you better ask somebody….
RIP Michael Burkill d. 5/24/08 – you are loved and missed
May 25th, 2008 at 5:31 am
also, if you find a bartender that will actually serve someone a jersey turnpike (aka whatever is in the mats), that fucker should be beaten severely for disrespecting their duties – the idea is to get people drunk but not by being wretched. if you want to be mean be creative….
… like goldschlager/jack & cuervo = “mexican/kentucky gold” or the “fucked up computer monitor” which is made by spilling whiskey on your laptop (i’m guessing)
RIP MB
May 25th, 2008 at 11:26 am
late to the party my joint is still on the board: Jameson and ginger ale.
May 25th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Chambord margarita with a silver patron floater. When an establishment limits a particular drink at three per person, you know it’s special. If you have Z-Tejas in your area, make it happen.
May 25th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
@Stifler: Beer with a load in it.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:48 am
serbian troubador
2 part captain
1 part kaluha
1 part baileys
4 parts root beer
May 26th, 2008 at 10:14 am
1. Sucker Punch – Drink the neck out of a Corona, and refill with Citrus Vodka (the name is appropriate).
2. Crown Royal & 1/2 water, 1/2 ginger (water takes the edge off the hangover).
May 26th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Not sure if this is taken, too much to read, but I doubt it.
Caribou Lou
Half bottle of bacardi 151 in a jug
One cup of Malibu
Fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice
Thank you Tech N9ne…. gets you fucked up.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
There have been several mentions of different types of whiskey that I would refer to as training wheels quality (Crown, Makers, JD, etc) but none for the grand champion, BOOKER’S. Mixing with anything other than some ice would be considered a sin.
May 26th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Maker’s Mark & Yoo Hoo
It’s called “The Menstown.”
Sounds gay, but isn’t.
May 26th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
White Man’s Burden
Vanilla Smirnoff
Vanilla Coke
Taste the guilt.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am
I gotta go with Liquid Pecan Pie
2 parts dr pepper
1 part Weller’s Antique
May 27th, 2008 at 11:55 am
The T.O. : Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia shaken over ice with a shot of olive juice. In a rocks glass up with 3 large olives.
With the best tequila you’ve ever tasted it’s a primetime performer but it’s gonna leave a sour taste in your mouth and just like footballs thrown T.O.’s way over the middle in crunch time you’re gonna be hitting the floor from time to time.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
best. topic. ever.
i’m surprised no one went with the classic vodka and tonic. 4 days later…
May 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Also, one other one that hasn’t been taken but I order regularly:
Hennessey, Red Bull, and Orange Juice
Can substitute apple juice for the OJ if you want. Tastes absolutely fucking delicious either way
December 18th, 2009 at 8:42 am
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