At KSK, we revel in the full breadth of antipathy, whether it be aimed at deserving targets like Peter King, the city of Indianapolis, Carl Peterson and Carson Palmer. Or really deserving targets like Patriots fans, Patriots players and Patriot Pat.
What gets lost in this festival of rancor are (What? Love? The fuck is that?) those people you hate deeply and irrationally, whereas the consensus of them is frustratingly positive. These are people (Tina Fey) that everyone seems to love and, on the surface, seem decent enough but just happen to rub you the wrong way (Tina Fey) to the extent that you’d like to cast them into the most gator-filled pond you can find. (The gators have a taste for female comedians also).
These need not be sports figures, per se. I find it’s not difficult to find easy justification to hate an athlete. Maybe they don’t exhibit outward obnoxiousness, but do they play for your favorite team? No. Welp, there you go. I justified my hatred of Marcus Allen for years with that one.
My opening pick: Mary J. Blige. (Tina Fey is too easily justified)
Good gracious, this woman is a warbling bag of annoying. “Family Affair” just won’t leave the goddamn radio, will it? Yes, Mary, I have plenty of hateration. And I don’t even have to go to a fucking dancery to have it either. What was that album called? “No More Drama”? Nice away message for 6th grader. DIE.
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M. Night Shyamalan and the people that encourage him not to commit suicide.
He is not a genius with one decent movie.
Here’s an irrational pick: I actually like Jim Rome (very irrational), yet whenever he refers to Boston Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez as “Man Ram”, I want beat him to death, slowly, with extreme brutally, with a tack hammer (very rational).
I guess no one mentioned Jessica Simpson yet since it would be considered ‘rational’. I want to punch her in her retarded face.
Sting
USHER. I saw his “performance” on SNL and I wanted to stab myself in the chest.
I’ll draft another one because this thread is dead anyways… not many people know him except people in Chicago but Mike Fontenot. He gets his share of hits and everything but I just hate his tiny guts.
drafts that never die
Bob Seager. He sings too many songs about rock and roll.
the most unfunny human ever created: Carlos Mencia
Stuart Scott, Fuck Him.
Jeez…this is what I get for having to work on Friday. Fack you very much KSK, FACK YOU IN THE EYES.
To next week’s draft…
@ Westbrook…
HUGE +1 for Giada….I hate that bitch.
HUGE -1 for NJ though.
I’ll pick…Ann Coulter. Get run over by a steamroller, skag.
Tedy Bruschi.
I saw this fuckwad have a screaming fit into the camera (instead of answering the reporter’s question) at halftime of a playoff game about 5 years ago and have rooted for his early demise ever since.
Then the fucker went and had a stroke. At first I felt like I should feel bad for him, but instead I cracked open a beer and toasted to his future as a drooling vegetable. Unfortunately for the human race, he recovered. I still watch Pats game just hoping that each blow to the head will be his last.
Fuck that cocky cock-gobbling donkey fucker.
Parking checkers…..in every city…and their loved ones.
joe theismann – i’ve got some deep seeded ire towards the man that i can’t explain, but in this case i’m referring strictly to his stint as a commentator. the guy couldn’t ooze more bitterness as he announced the giants games.
also along the lines of sports announcers:
ralph kiner – professional career aside, these days when he steps into the booth as a guest announcer it’s a big huh, what did he say? put on our tuxedos? i want some taquitos!
I second the vote for Carie Underwood. I wish Jesus would take the wheel and beat her over the head with it.
Descartes
Fuck him and his simple location. Melting wax doesn’t tell you shit about existence, it changed from a solid to a liquid dipshit. Get out of your medieval study and meet some people. Learn about human relations. AND STOP TRYING TO SEPARATE YOUR MIND FROM YOUR BODY!
Jeremy Shockey, Michael Strahan, and Eli Manning.
And I’m a die hard Giants fan. I just can’t stand all of those motherfuckers.
Shockey is a white version of TO, and suddenly he’s the most popular guy in New York. Fuck you for making us seem like Pats fans. Go to your fucking ring ceremony, you overrated cunt.
Strahan, I love you. But make up your fucking mind, you bitch.
Eli Manning talks like he has Down Syndrome. How the fuck did Corky lead us to the Promised Land? It’s just embarrassing having a leader who talks like a moron. Eli Manning is the George W. Bush of Quarterbacks.
Mike Myers
john cusack
sorry to piss off the mrs, but i gotta hate on rick ankiel. yes, good for him, he came back from being a pitcher to be an outfielder. yay. that doesnt give you the right to pretend its ok to take HGH, fucker.
also, tony la russa can fucking die. in fact, fuck the entire city of saint louis. dusty baker too, but thats a justified hate.
i’d add wisconsin, but its been picked already. and yes, im an irrational chicago fan. i stand by my statements.
Jay Mariotti, those Mac/PC commercials and Blackberries.
Kevin Garnett. You are a poor man’s Tim Duncan, yet judging from your attitude it would seem like you are an awesome player. Oh wait, you’re a pussy who is afraid to take big shots when your team has a chance to win the Finals. Drive to the hoop? Naw, that’s not the RAWR I’M INTENSE way of KG, much more RAWR to pass it to Rondo who doesn’t have a prayer of knocking down a jumpshot. MVP candidate my ass.
2nd, anyone who watches VH1 or E!. You’re either a wannabe celebrity blogger or a slut trying to get on a reality show, either way you suck at life.
Def f–ing leppard…… somehow i hear you made a new album and to top of that pile of sht you add tim mcgraw to it…..and why has no one mentioned indaina jones and the kingdom of crystal crap…all of them ford, lucas, spielberg shoudl burn for that waste
@Johnny Spoons
Amen, brother.
I can’t believe I missed the entire draft, and most of my picks are still on the board, so I’m going to pick them all now.
1) Sean Combs. Just pick a name and stick with it, you talentless douchebag.
2) Jimmy Kimmel. You’re not funny, and you have 1/10th of Adam Carolla’s talent, and yet you’re the one that got the late night talk show. And you’re banging Sarah Silverman. I can’t believe the devil paid you that much for your worthless soul.
3) Jennifer Love Hewitt. It’s not that you refuse to show us your rack, it’s that your ego is so huge that you think you’re too GOOD to allow us to see your rack.
4) Jessica Alba. I know that she’s already been picked, but I’m picking her for the same reason as my pick #3.
And with my final pick…..
5) Everyone who voted for Hillary Clinton…..but ESPECIALLY everyone who voted for her because “I ain’t votin’ for no Mooslim.” Everyone who sincerely believes that Barack Obama is a Muslim should be involuntarily spayed or neutered. If they already have offspring, then those offspring should also be spayed or neutered. It’s time to clean up the gene pool, people.
@Stankonia:
I hear you on the H-dog hatred. Even before Obama stepped into the spotlight, I always hated this bitch for no reason. Now I have plenty … but I admit to having no real reasons at first.
I’d like to nominate The White Stripes. They’re pretty talented instrumentally, they have legions of fans, their music is catchy while still having some originality…
But Jack White’s voice sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. Fuck him. I hate him, his face, his music, and everyone he associates with.
I’ll also add to this list the movie “Fight Club.” I am almost definitely the only 15-29 year old in America to hate this fucking movie. And I do … so, so much. And I can’t intelligently explain why. I just hate it.
&Gino Tourettsa – Good point about McCombs, but I was in Green Bay last year during the game that shall remain nameless so the hatred is still simmering.
NEXT POINT OF HATRED – Tony LaRussa. Apart from the hilarious COPS episode, I hate this douchebag Cardinal, wearing my sunglasses-at-night, trying-to-be-hip-so-I-can-hookup-with-bloated-Midwestern-sausage-swallowing-debutants-has-been so badly that I, well apparently am over hyphenating. Is that a word?
Damn that deamon alcohol
with my mildly drunk last pick: The sticky thing on the side of newly-purchased CD cases. They have no reason for existing other than to be impossible to peel off. This is why I roll with iTunes store now. Say “good-bye” to you sticky-things and your dying medium!
/passive-aggressive parallelism
Marlon Perkins. Always sticking Jim with the dirty work. Bastard.
@dick_gozinia – Backpackers lodges are basically youth hostels, except smaller and more “intimate.” Great fun for a limited period of time (~1 year) because you are living in places where gap year women are visiting while they’re on vacation. The downside is that it’s like throwing a house party in your own home every single night.
I irrationally hate a lot of sports teams: the Spurs, Lakers, Yankees, Patriots, but (being Canadian) the one I hate the most is the goddamn Toronto Maple Leafs!
Every f-ing year I have to deal with their asshole, zealot fans (who pick fights with anyone who DARES support another team). Then when the playoffs come around (which their shit team consistantly fails to make) every asshat in a blue and white jersey pretends like the season’s over! “Playoffs? What’s that?”
WTF?
Actually, after having read that I realize that’s a perfectly rational hatred.
How about the entire city of Toronto? Go fuck yourself Toronto.
Mrs John McCain
STEPHEN A SMITH!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen A. Smith
or maybe that’s
I select the English. I have an irrational hatred for the people of England. The Scots, Irish, Welsh and Manx are all cool with me, but fuck John Bull and the Limeys.
Steal of the draft: The Pope. You’ve got people who aren’t even catholic kneeling down and kissing his ring. What self-respecting person does that? And everybody fucking loves him, as shown by his recent US trip. Everybody ignores the fact that when he was a cardinal he sent a note to every bishop threatening penalties including excommunication to anyone who reported child abuse to local authorities.
I don’t care if that makes my choice rational.
I withdraw my last pick. Hating the British Monarchy is completely rational. USA!
Steal of the draft right here:
The State of New Jersey
Here’s my next irrational hatred selection: the British Monarchy.
Couldn’t find him, so: JJ Abrams. Trying to ruin Lost. Ruined Mission Impossible 3. I am never going to watch Cloverfield because I hate this smarmy fuck so much and all the debate over “OMG the ending was terrible!” “OMG no it wasn’t!” is pissing me off. I refuse to give him any more attention by watching that movie and forming an opinion about it.
…and here I am calling attention to him.
@12 Pack Abs,
It’s good to see another long-suffering Vikings fan here. It’s even better to see one who dreams of a world without Kenny “No Talent Assclown” G. I’m not yet sure about Zygi Wilf and Tobias Fünke Childress, but I’ll take them over Red McCombs and Mike Tice.
@Naptown Drew: You are a treat (and completely correct). Most of the Indy guys around here are lovely, I am pleased to say.
@SonofSpam: While we are very good friends, that’s just not how we roll. I mean, she’s a Pats fan. I could never hook up with a Pats fan who was a dude, let alone a girl. I’m sure she feels the same way about Colts fans.
Evgeni Malkin, the cherrypicking, slue-footing, injury-faking, cheap-shotting Russian motherfucker that I hate more than any other hockey player in history (although he’s no high-fiving motherfucker if you ask me)
And another couple. Fellow Vikings fan here but I can’t help hating on the Zygi Wilf and the Brad Childress. I’ll give you this year fuckers! and if you screw it up, there’s a meat tenderizer and band saw in both of your immediate futures. God, I miss Bud Grant
Kenny G. Godammit. I hate this pathetic, mousey-haired, limp-wristed, ass spelunker. If I were to ever cross paths, I would stab him in the fucking adams apple with a tuning fork.
Linkin Park. You’re a fucking boy band that was put together by your manager, just admit to it. Hell, so were the Sex Pistols, and 50+ year old Johnny Rotten & Steve Jones would still kick your asses, both literally and figuatively. Plus Chester Bennington (total yuppie fratboy name) sounds like Geddy Lee’s whiny effeminate kid brother, without the benefit of having real musicians behind him.
And while I’m at it, fuck their fans who think they’re so goddamn hardcore when they’re about as dangerous as Clay Aiken.
The entire city of Sacramento. Fucking be something already!
LA has all the coke and hollywood
San Diego has the hot jail bait ass and mexicans
San Fransisco has the incredible views and queers
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE????111
Manu Ginobili
He plays hoops the way I did, what with the reckless abandon and high energy (plus lots more talent) but fuck do I hate it when that son of a bitch flops like he got shot with a fucking bazooka.
@ jl white – I’m with you 100%, but I have a reason for hating Elway. I grew up across the street from a total white trash piece of garbage kid named Ricky Hunt who looked exactly like John Elway but 15 yrs younger. So every time I would see Elway, I’d think of that punk ass Ricky Hunt and then everything would go white. So yeah…kudos on the Elway pick.
Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks.
I have no idea why, but I just want to thwack her in the head with a crowbar.
The thread lives!
I didn’t feel like reading through 531 comments (yet) but I Ctrl + F and didn’t see see his name, so I’ll assume he’s available:
John Elway
The only player I ever openly rooted to get a career-threatening injury on the field (Unlike Leonard Little, who I hope gets run over by a family member of someone who was killed by a drunk driver).
Carrie Underwood.
I’m STILL pissed that she won American Idol three years ago.
@futuremrs
Thread isn’t dead, but since the Celts can beat Kobe and Detroit can’t, I’ll say go Celts too.
Whoa. Fuck. A smiley. I had no idea that would pop up. Cool!
John John TB, I realized that as soon as I posted! I just feel the need to shout people out :) and you know I share in your love of Sean Avery, so there you go.
Since this thread is pretty much dead, I’ma go ahead and whisper and teeny “Go Celtics!” on it. Woo!
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!
@ Zack – What the fuck is “the backpacking industry”?
Well, for my thing de resistance, I choose “Otto Man” with my last selection, and I call it a day.
Duderino, Hillary Swank went ages ago (would have been a good solid irrational pick otherwise). My #3 pick will be all Israelis. I’m not talking about Jews, I’m talking about people who are from the country of Israel. I used to work in the backpacking industry, and it seemed like every story that came down the grapevine about someone’s stash getting stolen or someone ducking out without paying their bill had to do with Israelis. Hopefully for the purposes of this draft “prejudicial” is equal to “irrational”.
@TDub
We’ll get this commenter board up to nearly 600 posts and then do something to settle Otto Man’s hash. We’ll give him the old Ragnarök Surprise, if you know what I mean.
Also, Lamar Hunt made his fortune selling bogus Malk (with Vitamin R) to school children.
Not Drew, I meant Otto…
//gracefully exits.
Drew,
Jared Allen and his entourage of Hennepin county sherriff’s deputies will put us back on top. And you will be the ones who are the ball-lickers!!!
@ Gino,
thanks for putting Otto on notice. That is one palindrome that will get what’s coming to him… you know… electronically.
Gino and TDub:
I look forward to reviving the rivalry of Super Bowl IV. Drew and I are already wallowing in the mire, and I’m sure he’d appreciate some help, seeing how the Vikings were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked in that game.
late to the game here, but Hilary Swank is my clear-cut number one, apparently i’m the only person on the planet who thinks she’s a terrible actress AND that she has a horse-face…if she could only have had a child with barbaro, we would’ve finally seen the unification of the best actor oscar and triple crown titles.
people who believe in ghosts. they are not real, but your down syndrome is.
It’s a steal to get him this late, but I’ll take Chris Kattan. All he’s trying to do is make me laugh, and it’s perfectly rational to be annoyed by him and dislike him, but the hatred I feel for this little fucker goes far, far beyond that.
Soda fillers who take 5 minutes for the foam to settle and don’t move their ass out of the way. People who turn out into a turn and squeeze your lane like they are driving a freaking F-350 instead of a Prizm. Repetitive use of the term “y’all”. While drinking their 10 minute soda and turning into my lane. DIE!
Kirsten Dunst. Squinty eyes. Makes me nervous.
For my next selection, I choose actor John Corbett. He played the same bullshit rugged-yet-sensitive douche bag character in in drivel like “Northern Exposure”, “Sex and the City” and “My Big, Fat Greek Wedding”. Now he’s doing voice-overs for Applebee’s and uses words like “killer app’s” to describe nachos and onion blossoms.
I’ve always smelled a rat when it comes to that guy. I have an irrational hatred for this mincing applejohn and wish him a painful and ironic death. Any ideas, anyone?
OK over 500 picks in & I will draft Eli Manning – just because either he was not drafted or he was and I’m to lazy to read every post.
@ Future Mrs.: So do I, as a matter of fact the Avery post on there is what reminded me of it.