KSK Commenter Draft: Irrational Hatred

At KSK, we revel in the full breadth of antipathy, whether it be aimed at deserving targets like Peter King, the city of Indianapolis, Carl Peterson and Carson Palmer. Or really deserving targets like Patriots fans, Patriots players and Patriot Pat.

What gets lost in this festival of rancor are (What? Love? The fuck is that?) those people you hate deeply and irrationally, whereas the consensus of them is frustratingly positive. These are people (Tina Fey) that everyone seems to love and, on the surface, seem decent enough but just happen to rub you the wrong way (Tina Fey) to the extent that you’d like to cast them into the most gator-filled pond you can find. (The gators have a taste for female comedians also).

These need not be sports figures, per se. I find it’s not difficult to find easy justification to hate an athlete. Maybe they don’t exhibit outward obnoxiousness, but do they play for your favorite team? No. Welp, there you go. I justified my hatred of Marcus Allen for years with that one.

My opening pick: Mary J. Blige. (Tina Fey is too easily justified)

Good gracious, this woman is a warbling bag of annoying. “Family Affair” just won’t leave the goddamn radio, will it? Yes, Mary, I have plenty of hateration. And I don’t even have to go to a fucking dancery to have it either. What was that album called? “No More Drama”? Nice away message for 6th grader. DIE.

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583 Responses to “KSK Commenter Draft: Irrational Hatred”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    Mike Krzyzewski.

    And if I have to explain it to you, then fuck you too.

  2. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Miguel Tejada. Get fucked you clap-happy sonofabitch!!

  3. Otto Man Says:

    Maybe they don’t exhibit outward obnoxiousness, but do they play for your favorite team? No. Welp, there you go. I justified my hatred of Marcus Allen for years with that one.

    I almost needed a therapist when Allen went from the Raiders to my Chiefs. It was like emotional whiplash.

  4. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Janeane Garofallo: Too easily justifiable?

  5. Derrick in SD Says:

    I’m gonna go out on a big limb and say George W. Bush. From the first time I saw him on TV, there was something just not quite right about him. I think mainly it’s that he wears suits with shoulder pads to make himself look bigger and struts around like he’s actually accomplished something.

  6. ABM Says:

    Casting Director for “That 70’s Show”
    probably a good person but I shouldn’t have to spell it out

  7. Ryno Says:

    Kwame Kilpatrick.

    Arguably the worst American mayor in the last 50 years and absolutely will not step down while facing an almost certain perjury conviction.

  8. dougery Says:

    Just so we’re clear, I take it we are supposed to pick things that most people like, but we hate AND there is no good justification for the hatred.

    I’m just spelling this out because I’m already seeing things that nobody likes AND can be hated for so many perfectly rational reasons.

  9. TDub Says:

    Will Smith. Arrogant asshole, I think.

  10. The Last Unitard Says:

    Motherfucking god-damn Joan Cusack.

    I hate her, so much… That… it… it… flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving… breath - , heaving breaths. Heaving breath…

  11. camcam Says:

    David Terrell. I once witnessed him catch a 6-yard pass ,(his first catch of the game…in the third quarter) get up, and proceed to do a dance more elaborate than the “Ickey Shuffle”

  12. TDub Says:

    Unitard, you have to be chewing on your own mouth when you say that.

  13. Otto Man Says:

    I think Dougery makes a good point. I hesitated on Coach K, but then I remembered that fucking commercial with him where a day in his presence becomes some kind of baby boomer circle jerk.

    But picking George W. Bush when he’s got the approval ratings of airborne syphilis is just too easy.

  14. buzz Says:

    will leitch

  15. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    All of you.

    Just kidding. I kid because I care.

    Blood drive telemarketers

    If it’s gotta be irrational, I’m going with the American Red Cross volunteer that calls me every month tricking me into giving blood. Yeah, I’ve got O-, but f___ if you don’t sell 80% of donations to research companies that can buy that stuff.

  16. G.G. Says:

    Jared from Subway. Too lazy to make your own goddamn sandwiches? OK: here’s a lifetime endorsement, love Subway.

    Eat shit.

  17. POD Says:

    Kobe Bryant…such a douche

  18. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Rachael Ray. She seems like a nice lady, and she’s hot enough, but her voice makes my skin crawl. Are we allowed to irrationally hate-fuck our draft picks?

  19. smurphette Says:

    While there is certainly justification for hating David Wright (douchebag!), I’ll pick him because the extent of my hatred is probably a little irrational. I fucking hate that asshat. YOU ARE NOT A GOLD GLOVE THIRD BASEMAN! bYou and Lo Duca were
    made for each other
    . Die.

  20. porky1 Says:

    Sarah Jessica Parker. Can I get an “Amen?”

  21. Chocolate Construda Says:

    Tawwwmy Brady.

    Nuff said

  22. Upstate Underdog Says:

    the fat bitch from Barefoot Cuntessa on Food network. my wife watches it.

  23. Yinzer Greco Says:

    Fergie. I can’t stand this pig whore. She keeps popping out terrible catchy songs that are constantly played on the radio. She thinks she’s hot when in reality she looks like Corky from Life Goes On. Lets not forget she pissed herself herself on stage. I liked to set her face on fire and put it out with a pitchfork.

  24. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Raphael Nadal: Yes, I watch tennis sometimes (I’ll let you all decide how gay that makes me), and I want this man to tear his achilles tendon everytime he steps on the court. I don’t really think I have any justification for this feeling.

  25. Chocolate Construda Says:

    Can I have sloppy seconds on the Rachel Ray hate-fuck?

  26. jd Says:

    charlie brown.

    pathetic fucking loser.

  27. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    Every single fantasy football expert.

    You are all full of shit. (except you, Football Outsiders, I love you)

  28. Jay Says:

    Either Tim Buckley or Paris Hilton

    …I think I’ll go with Paris

  29. TDub Says:

    Joe Lieberman, mostly because he sounds like he’s burping every time he talks. That’s the irrational part. The rational hatred comes from the fact that he’s a flip-flopping chicken-hawk.

    There, I feel better.

  30. Slash Says:

    I don’t know if it’s irrational, per se, but the best I can do right now:

    I hate those fucking Salvation Army bell ringers. I’d offer them money to stop ringing that goddam bell while I’m anywhere near or in the store, but they wouldn’t take it. Lots of other people seem to think they’re a jolly, merry harbinger of the holidays, but they just annoy the fuck outta me. More and more every time I hear them.

    One day, I will probably be arrested for grabbing the bell away from one of them and flinging it into traffic.

  31. denvergodfather Says:

    First I am with porky1 big time.

    My pick that cumguzzler Tim Duncan. He has never fouled anybody. I hope the mutt enjoys his summer.

  32. Snowflake the Dog Says:

    Oprah. Fuck her.

  33. Slash Says:

    Everybody hates Rachael Ray. I’m pretty sure even she’s sick of herself.

  34. Mike Says:

    Good Charlotte. Your a god damn pop band, ur not even the least bit badass, so easy with the tatoos and what not. And that god damn whiny voice is like nails scratching a chalk board

  35. TDub Says:

    Stop saying mutherfucking EVOO!!! Saying “olive oil” takes less time, Rachel!

  36. DC Says:

    Dane cook…and i know everyone that’s smart hates him too, but apparently, there are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more dumb people in this country and that’s how this dumb dick has a career.

  37. Hank Scorpio Says:

    Nickelback - die in a fiery bus crash you poseurs.

  38. Ssswayze Says:

    The fat kid from Superbad. God I want to punch him.

  39. Oz Says:

    Everyone who is on Chuck Norris’s balls

    Fuck ‘em.

  40. porky1 Says:

    Wow a lot of Rachel ray hatahs here. Neat.

    Kevin Garnett.

    Stop popping your jersey and screaming KG. You still ain’t never won shit.

  41. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Brett Favre. No explanation necessary.

  42. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Chris Fowler: Never heard anyone criticize, but he seems like a fucking smug douchebag to me.

  43. porky1 Says:

    FUCK, DC I totally forgot about Dane Cook. SJP must have blinded me with pick #1.

  44. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    American Broadcating Company

    8 months til the next episode of LOST. FUCK YOU.

  45. manchoi44 Says:

    Tom Colicchio from Top Chef. IT’S JUST FOOD!!!

  46. TDub Says:

    Not sure if Bill Belicheck is preclued from selection because of the opening Pats salvos. If not, I’ll take double B for the win. I only hate him because… I really have no idea why.

  47. camcam Says:

    Willem DaFoe. Seems like a good enough actor, just bugs the shit out of me for some reason.

  48. Grimey Says:

    The New Radicals. Fuck you and fuck your collection of bucket hats.

  49. rusrus Says:

    @Unitard: that was Madeline Khan from Clue…

    Bobby Flay. I’m sure he’s a great guy, but WTF? That fucker’s everywhere on the Food Network. They push one star to the limit and then you’re hated by the world, and they dump you…

  50. crazy joe davola Says:

    Donald Trump. Don’t want him dead, but probably would risk the jail time to kick him square in the nuts. Lousy businessman with a great PR machine, hair that just defies logic and physics, and won’t fucking stop breeding. It’s just disgusting at this point.

  51. smperk Says:

    JK Rowling.

    I could’ve done that shit.

  52. Chocolate Construda Says:

    Kevin Costner. The Willem DaFoe (who I’m cool with) pick reminded me how much I hate Costner

  53. DC Says:

    Shia Lebouf…could someone seem like they’d be less likeable in person than this kid?

  54. camcam Says:

    @ rusrus - I agree about Flay, except I’m sure he’s an asshole.

  55. Mr. Bentley Says:

    Do I have to wait a full 50 turns to knock out the entire cast of “the view”? Yes? Okay, then it is my duty to waste my day doing so.

    First: Elizabeth Hasselbeth, the brainwashed, kinda-sexy-if-she-wasnt-crazy-and-fucking-annoying, with of a backup quarterback.

  56. Or Says:

    I can’t believe I’m the first to list Oprah.
    Her associate (lackey?) Dr. Phil is next.

  57. Otto Man Says:

    Larry the Cable Guy.

    Not only painfully unfunny in a Branson Missouri All-Star Revue kind of way, but he’s not even a genuine redneck. He grew up in a middle-class suburb in Nebraska and went to private school. His whole schtick is a white trash version of blackface minstrelsy.

    You and Carlos Mencia need to have a murder-suicide pact. Git-R-Done, assclowns.

  58. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    Bridgette Moynihan

    You’re cute, but did you really need to provide Brady with a fertile womb?

    No. No you did not.

  59. TDub Says:

    Or:

    Oprah is off the board

  60. DanGleesack Says:

    Kanye West

    Pompous, and for no good reason.

  61. porky1 Says:

    Tyler Perry.

    Not only do I have to deal with your newest race-diminishing portrayal of Madea or cookie-cutter shit ripoff of Waiting to Exhale polluting the poster frames at the local theater EVERY SIX MONTHS I have to watch the puke-awful promos for House of Payne during every TNT playoff game.

    Not. Fucking. Funny.

  62. dougery Says:

    as a kid my top irrational hatred was of Sundays.

    In theory, its a weekend day, and since my folks were not religious, there was nothing scheduled, a free day to do whatever i wanted. Sounds like heaven. But school was right around the corner, spitefully making me hate a perfectly good day. All i wanted to do was play with transformers, or later video games or my friends, but no. all the fun was tempered with unease as the awfulness of Monday loomed over me mocking my Lego castles, saved princesses, or time spent hanging out in the woods (if we were really lucky with our hands on beer or boobs or both).

    fuck Sundays as a kid. way to ruin half the weekend you stupid… day of the week.

  63. Upstate Underdog Says:

    the entire cast of Friends. how the fuck did that show last so long while Arrested Development last 3 seasons?

  64. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Anyone who drives the actual speed limit (or inexplicably under it): I’ve got places to be people, and you’re adding minutes to my trip. I guess this isn’t that irrational on its face, but my murderous thoughts certainly are.

  65. Naptown Drew Says:

    Dave Matthews. Please die quickly and take your fans with you.

  66. TDub Says:

    The dude with the big mouth from the “carhop” commercials.

    Anyone? Is this thing on? Tap tap tap

  67. sdbruin Says:

    all four of the Sex in the City bitches. Get ‘em out. Each and every annoying one of ‘em.

  68. Veritas Says:

    Gotta go with Jerry Seinfeld. Everybody loved Seinfeld, but whenever I watched any part of an episode I want to strangle the whole lot of those worthless fucks.

  69. TDub Says:

    From your mouth to god’s ears, dougery.

  70. Mr Snrub Says:

    +1 to Unitard’s Clue reference.

    Seth McFarlane. I don’t actively hate anything he’s done, but fuck him anyway.

  71. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    That little shithead kid on the one commercial that comes into his parent’s bedroom and lectures them about investment strategies. I LOATHE YOU.

  72. Biggus Rickus Says:

    @dougery

    I experienced that same feeling of Sunday dread.

  73. Mike Says:

    Howard Stern, used to be good but he’s a douche now

  74. 85 Says:

    Journey. Fuck fucking Journey. I hate them. Fuck Journey.

  75. Naptown Drew Says:

    Bill O’Reilly. I have never witnessed a man more in love with himself.

  76. 85 Says:

    @dougery

    You think your Sundays were bad? Just imagine if your parents were religious.

  77. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    Dave Chappelle.

    Your absence leaves the door open for the redneck comedians and Mencia. Come back and all is forgiven.

  78. camcam Says:

    People who walk their cats on a leash. You know who you are.

  79. TDub Says:

    @Naptown

    any hatred of BOR is exceedingly rational, so I’m not sure if it qualifies for this draft

  80. slothrop Says:

    Van Morrison.

  81. porky1 Says:

    Irrational hatred to a “T”….

    Michael Jordan. Fuck em’.

  82. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    @camcam

    The wizard cat gets what the wizard cat wants.

  83. TDub Says:

    The inventor of th baby bjorn.

    You’ve turned millions of infants into yuppie scumbag accessories.

  84. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Keith Olberman. He was cool on Sports Center, now he is just a douchebag that calls everyone that disagrees with him the worst person in the world. fuck off.

  85. mini dagger Says:

    will ferrell - used to like him back in the 90’s on his early days of snl. now I wish he would die.

  86. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Along the lines of TDub’s pick, parents who dress their babies in political t-shirts. Congrats, fuckface, you just turned your baby into a protest sign.

  87. porky1 Says:

    Lil Lebowski…that is the very definition of irrational hatred. Love so much that you hate. Hater of the year.

  88. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Ray Romano. Everybody might have loved Raymond, but I sure as fuck didn’t.

  89. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @TDUB, amen. my next pick was going to be people that only dress their infants in name brand clothes that they will outgrow in a month. Note to parents, 9 month olds do not care if there cloths come The Gap or Wal-Mart.

  90. Mr Snrub Says:

    Warren Buffet- for calling himself “The Oracle of Omaha.” What a stupid fucking nickname.

  91. Naptown Drew Says:

    @TDub

    Fair enough.

    50 Cent. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Grow up and make some meaningful music rather than try to convince us that you “Still Kill.” Your bodyguards are laughing at you.

  92. TDub Says:

    UU,

    but if the child doesn’t learn how to dress to succed now, when will she?

  93. porky1 Says:

    Brett Ratner.

    Fuck that guy. Anyone of us on this board could just tell the cast and crew “let’s just do what it says in the script and go home.”

  94. slothrop Says:

    I was going to go with Jim Kramer, but he was on AD which earns him grace points for life. So Suze Orman. STFU you fucking hag, I’m only checking on PBS to see if The Civil War or The War is on, I don’t need your shrill voice in my head for one second.

  95. porky1 Says:

    Sorry, didn’t wait my turn…just really wanted to get that one out….will forfeit one pick…

  96. Upstate Underdog Says:

    good point TDub

  97. crazy joe davola Says:

    @naptown 50 making a comeback. Burned down his baby mama house this morning rather than let her live there. Well done and welcom back

  98. Auksyte Says:

    ANYONE who pronounces the word nuclear “nuke-you-lar”. its “nuke-lee-ar”. makes me want to rip my ears off when i hear it.

  99. Otto Man Says:

    Jimmy Buffett.

    Where I come from, sunburned beach bums who sing shitty songs about booze and cheeseburgers are properly known as “homeless people.”

  100. Otto Man Says:

    Sorry, Auksyte, George W. Bush has already been taken.

  101. TDub Says:

    now that’s funny

  102. cannon fire Says:

    This pick would have been perfect about 2 years ago. Katie Couric.

    I got so sick of hearing about how great she is at interviewing. No, she sucks. Now that she’s mired in last place, I feel that my hatred is vindicated. It might even be rational at this point, but I’m sticking with it.

    And porky1’s pick of Tyler Perry is brilliant!! An absolute steal.

  103. Mike H. Says:

    Tony Parker. Easy.

    TP and I have the same birthday; he is exactly one year older than me. Look at what he’s got - multiple rings, Eva Longoria - and look at me.

    Personally, I think this is pretty rational hatred.

  104. camcam Says:

    Adam Sandler. Stop talking like a fucking six year old.

  105. Upstate Underdog Says:

    emo kids. stop fucking crying, you live in the suburbs.

    great pick Otto, with Jimmy Buffet.

  106. Naptown Drew Says:

    Alfonso Soriano. Just because you’re using a telephone pole for a bat doesn’t mean you need to swing at every pitch. And stop it with the fucking hop already. Also, Big Brown called. He wants his teeth back.

  107. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    The Eagles.

    @Mr. Snrub: I really doubt he gave himself that nickname. Seems like the most down-to-earth billionaire we’ll ever see in our lifetime.

  108. TDub Says:

    Christiano Ronaldo.

    I just flopped and threw my laptop four feet in the air.

  109. cannon fire Says:

    slothrop. Fantastic pick on Suze Orman. I absolutely loathe her, and she was next on my board

  110. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:

    Eddie Vedder

  111. Rutang Says:

    Flavor Flav…I guarantee Martin Luther King would hate Flavor Flav.

  112. manny fresh!! Says:

    not clear on if i have to choose a person, or can i just hate anything??

    so, 2 options -

    mayonnaise. just the sight of it makes me wanna set fires.

    or…

    mariah carey. bitch is not cute. achieved penultimate hatred watching her throw out that ‘pitch’. and listen, celebrities. if you know your ass is going to be nationally televised throwing a ball to a guy, does you think that it behooves you to try it at home once or twice so’s you don’t look like a total fucktard?

    but yeah, fuck mayo and mariah.

  113. Auksyte Says:

    i know GB is taken, but i take everyone else off the board who pronounces it that way. i will now add people who pronounce the “t” in “often”. its effing silent people.

  114. Dr. C Says:

    Anyone who fucking stands on an escalator. IT’S NOT A FUCKING AMUSEMENT RIDE. GET ON AND KEEP MOVING!

  115. Mr Snrub Says:

    @ Lebowski. I’m sure he didn’t, and he does seem fairly down to Earth in interviews, but this is irrational hatred, not “perfectly acceptable reasons for hating” and I still think it’s a dumb name.

    If he had any balls he’d order death squads to eliminate anyone who called him that, but he doesn’t so he must like it.

  116. Slash Says:

    I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this in other drafts/hatefests, but I fucking hate people who back into parking spaces. Nobody ever has to leave a place so fast that they can’t take the time to back up. They take twice as long to back into a parking space (and still can’t manage to take up less than 1 1/2 spaces) as they would just pulling in the regular way and then backing out when they leave. Backing into a parking space has replaced the popped collar on the polo shirt as the premier signal of the Assholius Americanus species. Every time I see a vehicle that’s been backed into a space, I feel nothing but contempt for the (usually) unseen driver.

  117. Jeff K Says:

    Pedro Martinez.

    I’m pretty sure everyone likes him (even most Red Sawks and Yankee fans), but I loathe the man. He’s just a jerkass who doesn’t give a fuck about his team, he only cares about himself. When the Mets signed him to a FOUR YEAR DEAL, I screamed in agony. I just knew he was going to spend almost the entire time on the DL from random bullshit injuries while cashing the checks from his house in Panama.

    Fuck him in the earhole.

  118. rusrus Says:

    Jimmy Fallon - especially since he’s going to take-over for Conan who’s taking-over for Leno.

    Fuckyou - you’ve been auditioning for the job since you used to throw pencils at the camera during Weekend Update on SNL - shitty Letterman ripoff!

  119. claude balls Says:

    Bon Jovi. The whole fucking band, but especially those John and Richie douchebags. How does that band have any credibility? Uninspired, mediocre bullshit. Yet, lots of people love them, I mean, LUUUVVVV them. Argh.

    Do I have to wait 50 turns to add their entire fanbase to the list, or can I include them all in one big Fuck You?

  120. TDub Says:

    gaht-dammit manny, Mariah was mine. I know african-american men everywhere hate me when I say this but she looks atrocious

  121. Rocco Says:

    Lost. Fuck that show.

  122. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    Mark Cuban. Try being more like Warren Buffett.

    @ Mr Snrub. good call

    @ Mr. Buffett, I will join the impending death squad for $2000/hit. Cash please.

  123. slothrop Says:

    @Slash: Preach it brother. I have to restrain myself from keying cars backed in.

  124. hardawayhatesyou Says:

    Jay fucking Leno.

    He’s not funny, he’s never been funny, and the fact that his show consistently beat Letterman’s shows what morons most people are.

  125. dougery Says:

    pink floyd. Bunch of my friends say i would like them if i just gave them a listen, but absolutely refuse. I’m sure I’ve heard some of their songs on the radio or at parties, etc, but I wouldn’t be able to distinguish them from any of the other songs by bands I don’t know.

    hows that for irrational? I hate something and I don’t even properly know what it is.

  126. TDub Says:

    ooh-ooh-ooh… Tom Cruise. No explanation needed.

  127. Stankonia Says:

    Hillary Clinton.

    I agree with most of her policies, even more than Obama, and she seems like she could do a good job. I just can’t get over the fact that I hate her for no reason at all…

  128. Ted Kennedy's Oncologist Says:

    Wanda Sykes.

    stupid.
    annoying.
    unfunny.
    cunt.

  129. smurphette Says:

    now he is just a douchebag that calls everyone that disagrees with him the worst person in the world

    So he’s the mainstream media version of Drew and Ufford?

    My next pick is Senator Susan Collins. I fucking hate her and her “bipartisan friendship” with Joe Lieberman, and her stupid voice that takes for fucking ever to complete a sentence. Eat shit and die.

  130. Killer of Whales Says:

    Tom Colicchio is a talentless judgemental prick who makes me want to… I dunno, march in a Gay Pride Parade, maybe?

    /seriously, fuck you, Tom Coliccio

  131. Snowflake the Dog Says:

    American Idol. It’s more than a thing, it’s a hate.

  132. manny fresh!! Says:

    @ TDub

    i did my research. of three black dudes polled outside my house this morning, 66% agree while the remaining 33% would fuck her anyway. but that guy was the neighborhood rapist and a former baltimore ravens special teamer.

  133. hardawayhatesyou Says:

    Kids aged 7 and up.

    You’re not cute anymore.

  134. Jeff K Says:

    @Slash

    The “back in” is bad, but I hate the “pull through”. You’re about to pull into a spot and someone takes it from the OTHER SIDE as they pull all the way through so their car is facing outwards. God I can’t stand that.

    And while I don’t hate Tina Fey, I just don’t see what’s so funny about her. She’s just a zero.

  135. claude balls Says:

    I am with Mr. C and Slash, but there is nothing irrational about your respective hatreds. they both are perfectly justified, as would be any murders that result therefrom.

  136. ognihs Says:

    soulja boy - go away. do not come back.

  137. porky1 Says:

    High five, dougery.

    I respect 3-4 of their songs but people who put them up there with the Beatles and Zeppelin are out of their fucking minds.

    And with that, my next pick: Ringo Starr.

    Ringo actually had the balls to imply that since the Beatles may have been the greatest band of all time, and he was the drummer for that band, then he was the greatest rock and roll drummer of all time.

    And he WILL be the last surviving Beatle, put money on it.

  138. Rocco Says:

    @Slash: some people may have pulled through you know.

    Fuck you people who speed and are always in a rush. I’m the guy who drives 55 in the left lane just to piss you off.

    Julie Roberts.

  139. TDub Says:

    @ smurphette,

    and I picked Lieberman, so I think we’ve formed some sort of ineffective alliance against their bipartisanship, or something.

  140. slothrop Says:

    FIGJAM. David Feherty can’t mock him enough in that Crowne Plaza ad.

  141. Dutch Says:

    Chris Berman. The man has never had an original thought in his broadcast career and is a fucking caricature.

  142. DC Says:

    girls with big sunglasses…no one finds it cute that you’re covering up 60% of your face…i’ve made it a policy to automatically assume that there’s something wrong with your face or you have a lazy eye that you don’t want anyone to see. Even worse is the cute girl who wears the big sunglasses…why waste what god gave you?

  143. Biggus Rickus Says:

    Hunter S. Thompson: Sure he’s dead, but he lives on through his works. And I fucking hate, hate, hate his works. I hate everything about his style.

  144. bfreakin3 Says:

    Brett Favre is taken, so i’m going to go to my next NFL pick — Steve Smith (from carolina). initially, it started off as purely from a fantasy football stand point, but when i was forced to defend my stance regularly to some friends, it evolved into full-on hate for the man along with the fantasy football numbers.

  145. Rocco Says:

    Edit: That’s Julia Roberts.

  146. mini dagger Says:

    judd apatow - fuck you and your shitty-ass movies

  147. BigTravATX Says:

    Man i get in late and still get my number one pick:

    Michael Mann. Fucker.

  148. devang Says:

    Bill Maher. Preachy smug asshole who thinks he’s better than the rest of us. News flash douchebag, you’re not. C’mere and lemme show you my Louisville Slugger

  149. smurphette Says:

    @TDub: Wordsies. I hate him, too, but my (or any Dem on the Hill’s) loathing for him is pretty justified.

  150. Naptown Drew Says:

    Larry Bird. Great career in Bahston; but ummm thanks for fucking the Pacers up beyond repair. I routinely turn down free tickets to the games now. And your face looks like a PSA warning about inbreeding.

  151. Juice Springsteen Says:

    Hipsters. Originating from Brooklyn, they came like a swarm up north in their skinny jeans, wolf t-shirts and 80s-era Ray Bans and turned my college campus into a wasteland of ironic detachment. FUCK YOU for making me wade through a wall of cigarette smoke every night just to get to the library. FUCK YOU for scheduling TV on the Radio as a concert. FUCK YOU for not participating in any class I ever had with you and just sneered at everyone who actually gave a shit. I want to take your fucking neck bandana and ram it down your throat.

  152. TDub Says:

    @ Manny,

    those special teamers… they’ll screw anything!

  153. Voice of Unreason Says:

    Just a thought: I’m noticing that a lot of these hate picks are completely rational.

    It should be someone that’s pretty universally liked; there are plenty of people who hate Rachael Ray, Jimmy Fallon, Adam Sandler, etc.

    And wasn’t the idea of the draft to pick individual people, and not “pet peeves”
    (the back-in parker, the cat leash owner) or things (Sunday)?

  154. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    Fast food workers & managers.

    When I ask for ketchup, I expect more than 3 packets you cheap ass punks.

    I’m done irrationally hating….
    Blood drive volunteers
    Fantasy football experts
    American Broadcasting Company
    Bridgette Moynihan
    Dave Chappelle
    The Eagles
    Mark Cuban
    Fast Food workers

  155. Louis Says:

    fucking ray lewis

  156. Slash Says:

    I kinda hate dudes who, when getting off an elevator and see that I’m getting on same elevator, stand there and “hold” the doors open. I guess they think they’re being polite, but a lot of them seem to expect me to express thanks for doing what amounts to standing. The elevator doors aren’t going to immediately snap closed when you step off the elevator. Just fucking get out of the way and I’ll take it from there, thanks. Just for the record, I don’t have a problem with people (men) holding a door open for me, if said door could possibly swing closed and hit me in the face or crush an appendage, thanks for doing me a solid, but the elevator door thing, totally not necessary.

  157. porky1 Says:

    Here’s irrational:

    Bugs Bunny.

    I always wanted Yosemite Sam or Elmer to just splatter his brains.

  158. Stankonia Says:

    @Juice Springsteen

    Amen. That was my next pick.

  159. donkeypuncher Says:

    Jennifer Aniston

  160. camcam Says:

    Plenty of people may hate Adam Sandler, but not nearly enough.

  161. porky1 Says:

    I just realized I picked Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. Hmmm.

  162. devang Says:

    Here’s irrational:

    Bugs Bunny.

    I always wanted Yosemite Sam or Elmer to just splatter his brains.

    So says someone named Porky.

  163. slothrop Says:

    Naptown Drew: Value Pick. especially good if you had made a deal to pick him today, but not actually hate him for a year.

  164. RexyBack Says:

    Even though it is not so much as irrational than justified, I am taking the steal of the draft this late into it:

    Dick Cheney.

    1) He once tried to convince the American public he is NOT part of the Executive Branch, being President of the Senate
    2) His Halliburton stock has gone up 3000% in the last year
    3) He, along with Rumsfeld and the Pentagon, convinced George Bush to invade Iraq, while Colin Powell and the CIA were screaming for continuing in Afghanistan and into the Pakistan border
    4) Did I mention his Halliburton stock has gone up 3000% in the last year, helping this cabinet to become the first ever Billion Dollar Cabinet only AFTER becoming elected?

    Despite getting his own monument and dedicated east wing in Hell, I still somehow have an irrational hatred too great for this man.

  165. dougery Says:

    cheese. with the caveat that it is not warm or melted onto something (a la pizza or grilled cheese). cheese is just clammy and cold and it is milk that has gone bad and don’t even like milk that is still good. Oh, so it is goat’s cheese and that will make it better? fuck you.

  166. Mr Snrub Says:

    @ Juice: Hipsters didn’t originate in Brooklyn. They may have a large presence there, but that’s because hipsters, like ancient Hebrews, are a pastoral nomadic people. They roam the country raising their smug douchery (instead of sheep) in certain locations before eventually leaving for a more fertile ground. No one knows where they originate, but they’ll likely be heading to Boise, according to their migratory patterns.

  167. Jersey Says:

    The whole blood giving industry. From the jerkoff nurse who stabs the needle’s with extreme force, to the jerk off who wears the “I just gave blood!” sticker with his arm wrapped in pink prewrap for 2 weeks.

  168. TDub Says:

    pseudo-intellectual College Freshmen.

    Just because you read a little bit of Descartes this semester does not make you any smarter than you were last year when you shelled out 200 bucks for a Jostens class ring.

  169. devang Says:

    To all the incarnations of SuperMike. Fuck you.

  170. crazy joe davola Says:

    People who order cosmos. appletinis and the such. Ties up the god damn bartender when all I want is a beer.

    And related, bartenders who have no fucking clue how to pour a Guiness. If I want that much head, I will go to Hunts Point.

  171. John S. Says:

    Hard to parse out the rational hatred from the irrational hatred, but, I am going to give it a stab:

    David Cross

    His stuff is really funny. He seems like a likable guy in that “nerd friend who can get on your nerve a bit” kind of way. In fact, he was even on Arrested Development, but, for some reason, I LOATHE this guy. Don’t know why, but, when I hear his voice, I cringe.

  172. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Ugg boots. Is Ugg short for fucking ugly, because that is what those are. 10 years from now chicks that wear those are going to look back and wonder what the hell they were doing.

  173. superguard9 Says:

    Chipper Jones

    Fuck you for naming your kid Shea.

  174. devang Says:

    @crazy joe davola

    Spot On.

  175. Dan From Chicago Says:

    Every pro player who in the middle of their contract wants more money and says they won’t play/report/show up until they get it - you know what, fuck all of you in the ass with a giant red wood tree. In the real world, the boss would tell you ok, don’t bother coming back. Greedy pricks.

  176. camcam Says:

    Wyclef. Just seems like an asshole.

  177. Rocco Says:

    @RexyBack: I know of no one who likes Cheney. Justified? Yes. Judges ruling?

  178. Mr Snrub Says:

    @John S. Great pick, I think that counts as irrational.

    Next pick is Jon Stewart. I enjoy The Daily Show, but Stewart’s just been rubbing me the wrong way for awhile now.

  179. Slash Says:

    RE Jeff K Says:
    The “back in” is bad, but I hate the “pull through”. You’re about to pull into a spot and someone takes it from the OTHER SIDE as they pull all the way through so their car is facing outwards. God I can’t stand that.

    I actually don’t mind the pull through, I do it myself sometimes. And you can tell the difference between someone who’s pulled forward and someone who’s backed in. The backed in vehicles are almost always crooked.

    RE Voice of Unreason: I specified “people who do these things.” The guideline didn’t say the hatred had to be of famous people. I just can’t think of any beloved celebrities that I hate or celebrities that haven’t already been established as worthy of robust hatred (Trump, O’Reilly, Bush, Rachael Ray, Mariah Carey, Hilton, etc.). I dislike most of those people too, but they were taken.

    I know we’ve done a peeve draft. If I can come up with a famous person I really genuinely hate that isn’t universally despised, I’ll put it up.

  180. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    I fucking hate Scarlett Johansson. Staring vacantly at the camera with your mouth open is not goddamn acting, you vapid dipshit. Oh, and you ain’t fooling me. I know you’re not a natural blonde. She’s very pretty, but I simply CANNOT fathom how this dumb piece of shit somehow weaseled her way into “serious actress” status.

  181. Joel Says:

    Bill Paxton. How an actor his worthless has been in so many big hits and now his own HBO series just makes me wonder, who do you have to blow to get gigs like he’s gotten, in Hollywood. Answer: Ask Bill Paxton.

  182. Rocco Says:

    Ugg boots have to be the ugliest things ever, don’t look good on anyone, and should be banned.

  183. dougery Says:

    @ Voice of Unreason.

    am completely with you on the most of these picks being perfectly rational. But I just shrug and say give the people what they want, a thread to express their hatred for sometimes obvious things.

    Regarding your other point, when the post mentioned the entire city of Indianapolis I first read that as the physical entity, its people and architecture and everything, so I figured Sundays and Cheese were fair game. I have since re-read the original post at definitely does seem more geared toward individual people or groups of similar persons. So I may be in the wrong…

  184. johndewar Says:

    Sports: The show “PTI”. Most. Overrated. Shit. Ever.

    Non-sports: Please, please, PLEASE stop forcing Sarah Silverman on me and telling me she’s funny.

  185. TDub Says:

    @ Rexy and Rocco,

    I’m gonna say it doesn’t count… if you can make a cogent argument for why he’s so hateful (and you can), I’m not sure it fits in this draft. Same reason as Bill O’ Reilley

  186. ognihs Says:

    gregg popovich - eat dick, robot

  187. slothrop Says:

    Sure to popular with CC, but here goes: Scarlett Johansson. Go away and stop fucking up Waits’ music.

  188. Rocco Says:

    Can we draft soon-to-be ex-wives? Or is that too rational?

  189. Joey Jo-Jo Jr Shabadoo Says:

    Wow, no one took Coldplay? I can’t believe people actually like this shit they call music

  190. crazy joe davola Says:

    Men who wear crocs.

  191. Upstate Underdog Says: