Comments on: It’s Your Turn, Once Again, To Draft And Be Sexy

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:04:25 +0000

Guten Tag Nelly, you hairy spamming ballsack. Please fuck off.

However, thank you for bringing this old post to my attention.

and since you boys left all of her parts on the board, I’ll once again invoke the Esther Baxter
basically I’ll take two of everything she’s got

throw on a fresh, clean vagina
take the LEFT brain of Oprah, because that’s the part that made her rich.
and the right brain of Debra Wilson, because that’s the part that got all the tatts and made her take her tits out all the time on MadTV

that chick would pretty much get a ring from me

By: Phat Farm Store

Phat Farm Store — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:00:30 +0000

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Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? » Blog Archive » The Laters — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:18:19 +0000

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By: North Star

North Star — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:24:00 +0000

I know I’m late to the party, but I cannot believe they’re not taken already…

Jewel’s teeth… er I mean TEETS!

By: C-money

C-money — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:48:19 +0000

I’ll go with Eva Pigford’s legs… very nice!

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5466/eva1gl2.jpg
http://www3.24h.com.vn/upload/news/2005-09-09/EvaPigford4.jpg

Recap:
- Lucy Liu’s head
- Melyssa Ford’s torso
- Eva Pigford’s legs

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:51:21 +0000

I took Yoko Ono already. It’s really not hard to figure out if someone is off the board, just do a word search for their name. Idiots.

I really can’t believe she’s still unclaimed, so with my fifth pick I’m taking Josie Maran’s head. Giving me:

1. Danica Patrick’s driving ability
2. Yoko Ono’s financial sense
3. Linda Lovelace’s throat
4. Vanessa Minillo’s body
5. Josie Maran’s head.

I think that gives me pretty much everything I need. I’ll have to sit tight and see if Rachel Ray survives long enough for me to draft her cooking ability.

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:25:35 +0000

I’ll take Marlee Matlin’s inability to say “no.”

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:44:11 +0000

It’s been five and a half hours, so I’m picking again…
Screw it, I’m filling out my whole sheet, just like those other guys:

–Adriana Lima’s eyes.
–Kathy Ireland’s legs, so she can kick field goals.
–Vanessa Angel’s lips. (She was on ‘Weird Science’ the TV show.)
–Tiffany Amber Thiessen’s ability to look hot in a denim jacket.
–Cheryl Cole’s skin.
–Tyra Banks’ chesticles.
–Gimma Attkinson’s ass. (Ronaldo’s ex-gf…the preppy hair gel lovin’ Ronaldo, NOT the wanna bang a tranny Ronaldo.)
–The U-20 soccer streaker’s face (below the eyes) … Sorry guys, I visited the Offside Rules today…

By: porky1

porky1 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:20:44 +0000

Yoko Ono’s ability to sow destruction amongst the Gods.

By: Misanthrope

Misanthrope — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:36:30 +0000

Carmella DeCesare’s torso (1st pick) I guess this is the entire upper body – tits.
Jarah Mariano’s face (2nd pick)
Beth Ostrosky’s legs.
Cristina Scabbia’s voice/talent (lead singer of Lacuna Coil)
Yoko Matsugane’s tits (she’s a Japanese AV/porn star.)
Megan Good’s ass/hips.
Gia Paloma’s love of penis.
Dominique Dawes’s flexibility.