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	<title>Comments on: It&#8217;s Your Turn, Once Again, To Draft And Be Sexy</title>
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		<title>By: Provillus Reviews</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/it%e2%80%99s-your-turn-once-again-to-draft-and-be-sexy.html/comment-page-4#comment-211684</link>
		<dc:creator>Provillus Reviews</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miley is just great! All she touches converts to gold, so in spite of some chitchats or lies about her, she remains on the top. So go girl, the sky is your limit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miley is just great! All she touches converts to gold, so in spite of some chitchats or lies about her, she remains on the top. So go girl, the sky is your limit.</p>
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		<title>By: Franklyn Pitonyak</title>
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		<dc:creator>Franklyn Pitonyak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I assumed it was going to be some boring old article, but it seriously compensated for my time. I most certainly will post a link to this post on my weblog. I am convinced my readers are going to find that really useful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I assumed it was going to be some boring old article, but it seriously compensated for my time. I most certainly will post a link to this post on my weblog. I am convinced my readers are going to find that really useful.</p>
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		<title>By: John Whorfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guten Tag Nelly, you hairy spamming ballsack.  Please fuck off.

However, thank you for bringing this old post to my attention.

and since you boys left all of her parts on the board, I&#039;ll once again invoke the Esther Baxter
basically I&#039;ll take two of everything she&#039;s got

throw on a fresh, clean vagina
take the LEFT brain of Oprah, because that&#039;s the part that made her rich.
and the right brain of Debra Wilson, because that&#039;s the part that got all the tatts and made her take her tits out all the time on MadTV

that chick would pretty much get a ring from me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guten Tag Nelly, you hairy spamming ballsack.  Please fuck off.</p>
<p>However, thank you for bringing this old post to my attention.</p>
<p>and since you boys left all of her parts on the board, I&#8217;ll once again invoke the Esther Baxter<br />
basically I&#8217;ll take two of everything she&#8217;s got</p>
<p>throw on a fresh, clean vagina<br />
take the LEFT brain of Oprah, because that&#8217;s the part that made her rich.<br />
and the right brain of Debra Wilson, because that&#8217;s the part that got all the tatts and made her take her tits out all the time on MadTV</p>
<p>that chick would pretty much get a ring from me</p>
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		<title>By: Phat Farm Store</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phat Farm Store</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 18:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Phat Farm Store...&lt;/strong&gt;

I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Phat Farm Store&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Laters</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Laters</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] A Sexual Frankenstein Draft? (Kissing Suzy Kolber) [...]</description>
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		<title>By: North Star</title>
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		<dc:creator>North Star</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know I&#039;m late to the party, but I cannot believe they&#039;re not taken already...

Jewel&#039;s teeth... er  I mean TEETS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;m late to the party, but I cannot believe they&#8217;re not taken already&#8230;</p>
<p>Jewel&#8217;s teeth&#8230; er  I mean TEETS!</p>
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		<title>By: C-money</title>
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		<dc:creator>C-money</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 13:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll go with Eva Pigford&#039;s legs... very nice!

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5466/eva1gl2.jpg
http://www3.24h.com.vn/upload/news/2005-09-09/EvaPigford4.jpg

Recap:
- Lucy Liu&#039;s head 
- Melyssa Ford&#039;s torso
- Eva Pigford&#039;s legs</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll go with Eva Pigford&#8217;s legs&#8230; very nice!</p>
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<p>Recap:<br />
- Lucy Liu&#8217;s head<br />
- Melyssa Ford&#8217;s torso<br />
- Eva Pigford&#8217;s legs</p>
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		<title>By: Zack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 05:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I took Yoko Ono already.  It&#039;s really not hard to figure out if someone is off the board, just do a word search for their name.  Idiots.  

I really can&#039;t believe she&#039;s still unclaimed, so with my fifth pick I&#039;m taking Josie Maran&#039;s head.  Giving me:

1.  Danica Patrick&#039;s driving ability
2.  Yoko Ono&#039;s financial sense
3.  Linda Lovelace&#039;s throat
4.  Vanessa Minillo&#039;s body
5.  Josie Maran&#039;s head.  

I think that gives me pretty much everything I need.  I&#039;ll have to sit tight and see if Rachel Ray survives long enough for me to draft her cooking ability.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took Yoko Ono already.  It&#8217;s really not hard to figure out if someone is off the board, just do a word search for their name.  Idiots.  </p>
<p>I really can&#8217;t believe she&#8217;s still unclaimed, so with my fifth pick I&#8217;m taking Josie Maran&#8217;s head.  Giving me:</p>
<p>1.  Danica Patrick&#8217;s driving ability<br />
2.  Yoko Ono&#8217;s financial sense<br />
3.  Linda Lovelace&#8217;s throat<br />
4.  Vanessa Minillo&#8217;s body<br />
5.  Josie Maran&#8217;s head.  </p>
<p>I think that gives me pretty much everything I need.  I&#8217;ll have to sit tight and see if Rachel Ray survives long enough for me to draft her cooking ability.</p>
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		<title>By: dinosaur</title>
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		<dc:creator>dinosaur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 03:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll take Marlee Matlin&#039;s inability to say &quot;no.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll take Marlee Matlin&#8217;s inability to say &#8220;no.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Hakim Drops the Ball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hakim Drops the Ball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 01:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s been five and a half hours, so I&#039;m picking again...
Screw it, I&#039;m filling out my whole sheet, just like those other guys:

--Adriana Lima&#039;s eyes.
--Kathy Ireland&#039;s legs, so she can kick field goals.
--Vanessa Angel&#039;s lips. (She was on &#039;Weird Science&#039; the TV show.)
--Tiffany Amber Thiessen&#039;s ability to look hot in a denim jacket.
--Cheryl Cole&#039;s skin.
--Tyra Banks&#039; chesticles.
--Gimma Attkinson&#039;s ass. (Ronaldo&#039;s ex-gf...the preppy hair gel lovin&#039; Ronaldo, NOT the wanna bang a tranny Ronaldo.)
--The U-20 soccer streaker&#039;s face (below the eyes) ... Sorry guys, I visited the Offside Rules today...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been five and a half hours, so I&#8217;m picking again&#8230;<br />
Screw it, I&#8217;m filling out my whole sheet, just like those other guys:</p>
<p>&#8211;Adriana Lima&#8217;s eyes.<br />
&#8211;Kathy Ireland&#8217;s legs, so she can kick field goals.<br />
&#8211;Vanessa Angel&#8217;s lips. (She was on &#8216;Weird Science&#8217; the TV show.)<br />
&#8211;Tiffany Amber Thiessen&#8217;s ability to look hot in a denim jacket.<br />
&#8211;Cheryl Cole&#8217;s skin.<br />
&#8211;Tyra Banks&#8217; chesticles.<br />
&#8211;Gimma Attkinson&#8217;s ass. (Ronaldo&#8217;s ex-gf&#8230;the preppy hair gel lovin&#8217; Ronaldo, NOT the wanna bang a tranny Ronaldo.)<br />
&#8211;The U-20 soccer streaker&#8217;s face (below the eyes) &#8230; Sorry guys, I visited the Offside Rules today&#8230;</p>
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