Comments on: If You’re Gonna Have a Hotel Rendezvous With A Dallas Cheerleader, You’re Gonna Need A Fitted Sheet

By: TCUSTRONG

TCUSTRONG — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:21:02 +0000

Starr Spangler does have one heck of a name but it’s beautiful and she worked hard to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, the most respected cheerleaders in the world. Stop trying to make yourselves feel better putting others down/making fun of them. She carries the name well, confident and proud while being genuine and kind to all around her.

By: swing4

swing4 — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:40:08 +0000

Drew, if I ever find out you are responsible for those Jared commercials….

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:05:55 +0000

Naptown Drew’s not exaggerating about the ladies and the dental issues. I lived in Indy for two years. That place is an orthodontist’s nightmare.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:16:42 +0000

It consists of one bottom sheet, one top sheet, one ratty blanket, and one bedspread that hasn’t been washed in over six decades. Mine likely still had traces of Charles Robb’s DNA on it.

That made my day. Nay, my week.

I spent my 21st birthday in Richmond. How sad is that.

By: camcam

camcam — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:27:21 +0000

No porn? Was there no internet access?

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:15:54 +0000

http://www.dallascowboys.com/cheerleaders/squad2005/squad_StarrSpangler.cfm

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:53:40 +0000

This is the reason why you should wrap your bed in Saran Wrap before going to sleep. And if you get up in the morning without suffocating yourself, then even better.

/Nothing says a good night’s rest like Saran Wrap.

By: Sir Wesley Willis

Sir Wesley Willis — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:33:50 +0000

I actually went to school with Starr Spangler (TCU)… I’m quite sure she’s spangled a few starrs in her day.

By: Naptown Drew

Naptown Drew — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:16:57 +0000

Also, @BDB

This will make your 2012 bloggerific visit to my fair city a relative wet dream. All the hotel porn you would ever want, quite comfortable beds in every (even the shitty ones and trust me I know) hotel, and a lack of real, actual, in-the-flesh women without dental issues to test your marriage.

By: Naptown Drew

Naptown Drew — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:07:54 +0000

@Uff

I call shenanigans! With one hand on your pistol and any other appendages attached to your penis, you clearly have nothing available to strangle cheerleaders.