HELP! HE’S SUCKING OUT MY VERY SOUL!
Life… slipping… away…
Tags: dementors, ewwwww, Exeter men are much better kissers, had to study tape to pull it off, it has acquired the capacity to love?
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May 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
her chin is quite… ewwwwww
May 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Her arms folded defensively across her chest.
His hands shoved deep in his pockets.
What passion!
May 29th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
That picture is disturbing on many levels. AND the Celtics won. Fuck.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
@otto
I believe that move is known as the “Boston Housewife.” The gentleman behind them in the vest is executing the “Restraining Order Catalyst.”
May 29th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
For a home wrecker, he’s a remarkably bad kisser.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
For real. He’s like a Dementor from Harry Potter.
/shivers with revulsion
May 29th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
That chin is a combination of botox, ziploc, and zombie flesh. Eww indeed.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
…the fuck is wrong with his shirt? There’s some weird thing across the back and it looks like his sleeves are being held up by something?
/it’s all I can do to keep from vomiting.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
He’s saving the life force in her boobal area for last.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
NOT FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED, AND NOT FUNNY NOW!
This photo is all I will be able to think about when I see him pacing the sidelines in a hoodie come fall. You may have just ruined football for me forever, Drew.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Also ruined: any chance of me getting frisky tonight.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Tahmmy From Quinzee would pepper her sauce, especially if she was passed out and video of Welkah working out wasn’t available.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
@smurphette
Harry Potter, Nimh, Rescuers Down Under, American Tail, Chewbacca love…
It’s been a long and geeked out week, hasn’t it?
/hiding behind wood paneling
May 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
@Naptown Drew: Guilty as charged. Luckily, I have breasts, so it doesn’t really matter. Also, I just read the tags, so now my comment sounds retarded. Super.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:26 am
@Monkey Business – http://www.mountainhardwear.com/Product.aspx?top=1241&prod=2796&cat=1281&viewAll=True
May 30th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Don’t tell me BDD’s a St. Paul’s douche, though that would explain the tearing in his soul when he can’t decide between Hamburger Hamlet and Balducci’s.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am
@smurph
Well, uh, at least you didn’t completely geek out and show your love for Ratatouille. Because that would be totally gay and/or awesome.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:27 am
On a side note, that Celtic cheerleader in the foreground has remarkably small breasts for a woman who is supposed to look hot in public.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Quick lady! Use your patronus! Err…nevermind…
May 30th, 2008 at 8:41 am
@johndewar: I believe they’re dancers, not cheerleaders, which provides a loophole for the cheerleader requirement of exquisitely large breasts.
/ex-wife was a cheerleader/dancer. Dirty coke whore.
//Do I deserve a cock punch for liking Harry Potter?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Do I deserve a cock punch for liking Harry Potter?
[waves wand] “Phallus Inflictus!”
/that should be one of the Unforgivable Curses
May 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am
harry potter (and other uber popular cultural phenomenons, particularly those in the realm of fantasy or sci-fi) can get a bad rap, mostly due to the fact that if enough people like something, some of those people are going to take things waaaay too far, and cobble a lifestyle out of what is meant to be carefree entertainment.
I just try to remember this when i actually like something like harry potter. its not the books themselves that are making me feel bad about liking them, its some of the other people who like them, and I have no control over the likes and dislikes of other people. yet.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am
has matt walsh started to videotape her kid masturbating yet? bill needs it to gameplan his ‘birds and the bees’ speech
May 30th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I’m still trying to figure out what’s wrong with that chick’s chin/jaw area? Is that supposed to happen? Can’t the Hoodie pony up for some botox? He did buy her a house after all.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:42 am
@dougery:
as a male who does NOT wear eyeliner, i feel the same way about bands like green day.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Her jaw looks like one of those crumple zones built into cars. She probably had it installed when she had the rest of her plastic surgery (yeah, she’s a natural D cup). If you had to kiss Belichick wouldn’t you have a crumple zone installed? I’ll bet she has a rear-end crumple zone as well, JIC Bill gets a bit overexcited whilst slammin’ her doggy style.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I wonder who she’s married to?
May 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am
That chick’s had more work done than the entire broadcast run of Pimp My Ride. Belichick doesn’t care. Why should he? Cheating nature gives him as much satisfaction as cheating everything else.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am
@dick_gozinia: Sharon Shenocca, the former Giants receptionist…The 41-year-old blonde and her husband, contractor Vincent Shenocca, are in the middle of an ugly divorce, in which the husband has accused her of adultery with the three-time Super Bowl champion coach.
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/04/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-barred-from-moving-into-home-he-boug/
May 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am
@smurphette
Steven King’s Sleepwalkers is a lot less gay than Harry Potter and could possibly be a more hetero analogy. Ocourse I’m not sure where banging your own mother falls in the whole gay/straight spectrum. But Im sure comeone here can clarify.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:18 am
er someone. if that was a freudian slip, im going to go run a hot bath. . .
May 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
This chick is a mess at 41…
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/Oc2zjBVjd5O/Detroit+Pistons+v+Boston+Celtics+Game+5/lNTXd3tfFao/Bill+Belichick
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/WEU8_6Jm-S4/Detroit+Pistons+v+Boston+Celtics+Game+1/G3T32FObVft/Bill+Belichick
May 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am
that picture keeps my penis soft
May 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@ Rocco. Just when I didn’t think it could get any worse, you trot out a picture of Bill wearing some ridiculous sandals with slacks.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Wait wait wait, Rocco. This is a different married broad. Linda Holliday. That Sharon girl was a different marriage that El Hoodie broke up.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
What the fuck does Belichick have against socks?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@dick: What? The chick in this the post pic isn’t Sharon? My bad. What are these chicks, the Coors twins in 20 years?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Just poor typing…
May 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I’m retarded. Seriously. I forgot I can read the captions under the pics. F these chicks look alike. And he takes each of them to a game? What, one 40-something skank isn’t enough?
I also thought the same thing about his aversion to socks. Loafers? Jesus sandals? This guy really is a tool.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:30 am
@ Dougery and BK:
Glad I’m not alone in that department. I hate being “outed” to friends that I like Harry Potter, and I hate having to defend liking Green Day.
Off-topic: anyone listen to the Foxboro Hot Tubs (Green Day side project) album? It’s not great, but it’s better than most the shit out there.
May 31st, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Belicheat! Stop sucking immediately or her fake boobs will collapse just like the collagen in her cheeks already has!
May 31st, 2008 at 10:07 pm
What the fuck does Belichick have against socks?
Well he keeps the challenge flag in his socks, so offseason = no socks.
DUH!!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I wonder what has Og in the green shirt so fascinated. The kid looks like Ricky (sorry, Rick) Schroeder’s neanderthal brother.