Happy Mother’s Day From Cedric
You steer me through the riptide of life
As a guiding star
There is never fear of strife
No matter where you are
When I’m up in some shit
You will never tarry
With no concern I get
Under four yards a carry
You are my best friend
A mom that’s truly hip
A love that never ends
Like a bag of Sun Chips
You mark my achievements
But don’t let me stand pat
Unless places convenient
To where the white women is at
You are the ground that I stand upon
You make everything right
Hey, what’s going on?
What are those flashing lights?
AAAH GOD NO
HELP ME MOM
MAKE THEM PLEASE STOP
I AM A HUMAN BEING
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
Tags: nfl players and boats dont mix, unless you're joe thomas, xmas ape
May 9th, 2008 at 5:25 am
And here I thought Cedric usually went down easy when tackled.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I can play football
I can take a sack
but now I know
No boating in Texas while black
May 9th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Looks like quite the party.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:45 am
a boat full of black men and white women in the south. what could
possiblie go wrong??
May 9th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Oh no, here comes someone
Better at playing my part
It’s Adrian Peterson
Sliding up the Bears depth chart
May 9th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I cried at the draft
I cry on the field
I cry with the cops
Good lord would somebody please tell the Bears that Benson should not be starting and that Forte better be worth not picking a second round QB and why on earth did you make the Thomas Jones trade instead of trading Benson.
Sorry - had to vent.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:03 am
You gave me word
on the knowledge that I lacked.
How come I never learned
to not fall down on first contact?
May 9th, 2008 at 9:24 am
And just when you thought
You’d seen them all,
Along comes a Bear
Just five feet tall.
/lamar
May 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am
/golf clap
May 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Mmmm, never ending Sun Chips. Bravo
May 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Is it me or does Cedric look a wee bit fruity in that photo? I mean he’s not even getting a lap dance from the white chicks. Something’s definitely awry.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Just awesome.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:15 am
@ jackin
and guns, where are the guns???? There need to be guns.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:18 am
a soliloquy of chaos…
great mothers day poem
May 9th, 2008 at 10:35 am
@j4p:
just part of growing up here.
getting lap dances in front of Moms is not a Southern tradition.
although getting lap dances *from* Moms is…..
May 9th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Very nice otto man. Very nice!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
petite girls in swimsuits,
that’s a guaranteed erection.
black men and white girls,
we need a safety inspection!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Am i the only one who sees dude to the left looking at Benson with the “y’all gay” look on his face
May 9th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It’s bros before hoes
On my Texas boat of love
Just don’t invite Rex
May 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
were those the French Onion Sun Chips or the Original? That would determine why no women were around.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
french onion… green bag
/i got nothin