Happy Mother’s Day From Cedric
05.09.08
You steer me through the riptide of life
As a guiding star
There is never fear of strife
No matter where you are
When I’m up in some shit
You will never tarry
With no concern I get
Under four yards a carry
You are my best friend
A mom that’s truly hip
A love that never ends
Like a bag of Sun Chips
You mark my achievements
But don’t let me stand pat
Unless places convenient
To where the white women is at
You are the ground that I stand upon
You make everything right
Hey, what’s going on?
What are those flashing lights?
AAAH GOD NO
HELP ME MOM
MAKE THEM PLEASE STOP
I AM A HUMAN BEING
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
I HAVE RIGHTS
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french onion… green bag
/i got nothin
were those the French Onion Sun Chips or the Original? That would determine why no women were around.
It’s bros before hoes
On my Texas boat of love
Just don’t invite Rex
Am i the only one who sees dude to the left looking at Benson with the “y’all gay” look on his face
petite girls in swimsuits,
that’s a guaranteed erection.
black men and white girls,
we need a safety inspection!
Very nice otto man. Very nice!
@j4p:
just part of growing up here.
getting lap dances in front of Moms is not a Southern tradition.
although getting lap dances *from* Moms is…..
a soliloquy of chaos…
great mothers day poem
@ jackin
and guns, where are the guns???? There need to be guns.
Just awesome.
Is it me or does Cedric look a wee bit fruity in that photo? I mean he’s not even getting a lap dance from the white chicks. Something’s definitely awry.
Mmmm, never ending Sun Chips. Bravo
/golf clap
And just when you thought
You’d seen them all,
Along comes a Bear
Just five feet tall.
/lamar
You gave me word
on the knowledge that I lacked.
How come I never learned
to not fall down on first contact?
I cried at the draft
I cry on the field
I cry with the cops
Good lord would somebody please tell the Bears that Benson should not be starting and that Forte better be worth not picking a second round QB and why on earth did you make the Thomas Jones trade instead of trading Benson.
Sorry – had to vent.
Oh no, here comes someone
Better at playing my part
It’s Adrian Peterson
Sliding up the Bears depth chart
a boat full of black men and white women in the south. what could
possiblie go wrong??
Looks like quite the party.
I can play football
I can take a sack
but now I know
No boating in Texas while black
And here I thought Cedric usually went down easy when tackled.