Big guy, you need to shave the pubes off your chin, stop trying to do guitar comedy, because it’s not music and it’s not funny, and if you really support the troops maybe think about enlisting. Or at least don’t kid yourself by thinking that a yellow ribbon magnet on the back of your Durango is doing anything but showing the world you are an under informed tool.
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Big guy, you need to shave the pubes off your chin, stop trying to do guitar comedy, because it’s not music and it’s not funny, and if you really support the troops maybe think about enlisting. Or at least don’t kid yourself by thinking that a yellow ribbon magnet on the back of your Durango is doing anything but showing the world you are an under informed tool.
Aww, I feel like this was dedicated to me.
“I support the troops”
Did Alan Jackson co-write this song?
This is a John Blutarsky moment
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5o-SuRXwK5o
Yes, nothing says “gimme pussssssssy” like a strumming guitar….
maybe a lyre.
Grow up. Seriously. Grow. Up.
So lame.
Go out and get laid with um, something with a pulse; you faggot.
Sincerely,
Your cock you haven’t seen since your adolescent days.
He kinda looks like the bastard love child of Maj and BDD. Big Daddy Majority.
It sounds like on Mother’s Day, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens decided to have a gay baby out of their collective asshole. Thanks KSK!