Guess Who’s Ready For Summer?
Oh, yeah. Someone will be making the rounds at Rehoboth Beach the next few days. If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.
Tags: gay gay quarterbacks, I believe that's called the CALL ME BACK RUPERT pose, the magic of a simple flickr search, too sexy for his shirt
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.”
don’t forget the lube and plenty of it.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Wait, I have a non-gay explanation. That dude challenged Quinn to a pose-down and he had to defend his hon–
No, it’s gay.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
That’s like a before-and-after photo from a chest waxing place.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Not pictured: Any interest in pussy.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Wow, that’s the gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Please send your gerbils c/o Brady Quinn, 69 Fistfucker Avenue, Rehobeth Beach, DE 06969
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Would you like to be my guest at game 2 of ze western confernce finals? Eva is out of town and I have an extra ticket…
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
As the one hetero in Rehoboth Beach, I want to thank Brady Quinn for coming to distract the media. I plan on breaking into a lot of houses this weekend.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Are we sure that picture was taken in Rehoboth and not Fire Island?
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
At least he isn’t grabbing the other guys cock this time.
Also, SonOfSpam, that is pure brilliance.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“That looks just like MY fist!”
“That’s because it was modeled after your hand!”
Get ready to receive, Brady.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Looks like rejected art for Subway’s $5 footlong ad campaign.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
not pictured:
steeley mcbeam drooling in the bushes.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
not pictured: vince young
also, drawing an imaginary line between the nipples and shaving off all hair below it is totally not gay (is really gay).
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“That’s gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.” –Patton Oswalt
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
The saddest thing of all is that the qb Notre Dame replaced him with is even gayer. Will Dayne Crist keep it going? Do I even need to ask?
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
“Can I see whats in your bag.”
*opens bag
“This bag is full of black dildos”
“Yea, those are for Chad…”
*sniffs big black dildo
“Did you pour Axe Body Spray on this dildo?”
“Like a can and a half”
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“Clint is that you?”
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@Shinons: I can’t disagree about the emu, he’s definitely fair game for mockery. But Dayne Crist is Grade-A jailbait. And now I feel really, really old. Sigh.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
They just keep on coming:
http://flickr.com/photos/12251657@N08/1511515182/in/set-72157602324908346/
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
If ever there was a post just begging for a Bad MS Paint tag and Drew’s photoshopped head, this is it.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:34 am
The Dolphins took a lot of shit for not taking this guy @9. He can’t out-perform a former 3rd string BALTIMORE RAVENS QB.
Baltimore…where offense goes to die.
May 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Spent the night in Rehoboth Beach one time as I drove down the coast. At dinner my wife & I slowly began to realize that the groups of women & men in the restaurant weren’t just your average girl/guys night out. After the trip, a co-worker from DE clued me in, said that in DE it’s known as Re-homo Beach.
May 26th, 2008 at 8:39 am
That’s Brady’s - I’m tired of posing, can we just go back and have some sex - face.
@ Pirate sloth - excellent bro rape quote (for those of you not knowing what I’m talking about, you tube ‘bro rape’)
May 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
@Squirmin Thurman
Great Human Giant reference
Even Elton John thinks Brady’s a little flaming
May 27th, 2008 at 9:35 am
You throw a hundred touchdowns and nobody calls you a quarterback, but you suck a couple of cocks….