Guess Who’s Ready For Summer?
05.23.08
Oh, yeah. Someone will be making the rounds at Rehoboth Beach the next few days. If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.
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Oh, yeah. Someone will be making the rounds at Rehoboth Beach the next few days. If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.
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You throw a hundred touchdowns and nobody calls you a quarterback, but you suck a couple of cocks….
@Squirmin Thurman
Great Human Giant reference
Even Elton John thinks Brady’s a little flaming
That’s Brady’s – I’m tired of posing, can we just go back and have some sex – face.
@ Pirate sloth – excellent bro rape quote (for those of you not knowing what I’m talking about, you tube ‘bro rape’)
Spent the night in Rehoboth Beach one time as I drove down the coast. At dinner my wife & I slowly began to realize that the groups of women & men in the restaurant weren’t just your average girl/guys night out. After the trip, a co-worker from DE clued me in, said that in DE it’s known as Re-homo Beach.
The Dolphins took a lot of shit for not taking this guy @9. He can’t out-perform a former 3rd string BALTIMORE RAVENS QB.
Baltimore…where offense goes to die.
If ever there was a post just begging for a Bad MS Paint tag and Drew’s photoshopped head, this is it.
They just keep on coming:
http://flickr.com/photos/12251657@N08/1511515182/in/set-72157602324908346/
@Shinons: I can’t disagree about the emu, he’s definitely fair game for mockery. But Dayne Crist is Grade-A jailbait. And now I feel really, really old. Sigh.
“Clint is that you?”
“Can I see whats in your bag.”
*opens bag
“This bag is full of black dildos”
“Yea, those are for Chad…”
*sniffs big black dildo
“Did you pour Axe Body Spray on this dildo?”
“Like a can and a half”
The saddest thing of all is that the qb Notre Dame replaced him with is even gayer. Will Dayne Crist keep it going? Do I even need to ask?
“That’s gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.” –Patton Oswalt
not pictured: vince young
also, drawing an imaginary line between the nipples and shaving off all hair below it is totally not gay (is really gay).
not pictured:
steeley mcbeam drooling in the bushes.
Looks like rejected art for Subway’s $5 footlong ad campaign.
“That looks just like MY fist!”
“That’s because it was modeled after your hand!”
Get ready to receive, Brady.
At least he isn’t grabbing the other guys cock this time.
Also, SonOfSpam, that is pure brilliance.
Are we sure that picture was taken in Rehoboth and not Fire Island?
As the one hetero in Rehoboth Beach, I want to thank Brady Quinn for coming to distract the media. I plan on breaking into a lot of houses this weekend.
Would you like to be my guest at game 2 of ze western confernce finals? Eva is out of town and I have an extra ticket…
Please send your gerbils c/o Brady Quinn, 69 Fistfucker Avenue, Rehobeth Beach, DE 06969
Wow, that’s the gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown.
Not pictured: Any interest in pussy.
That’s like a before-and-after photo from a chest waxing place.
Wait, I have a non-gay explanation. That dude challenged Quinn to a pose-down and he had to defend his hon–
No, it’s gay.
“If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.”
don’t forget the lube and plenty of it.