The drunken man screaming in the following video illustrates an undeniable truth about the pleasures of alcoholism. And that is this: when you are drunk, there’s nothing more enjoyable than harassing the shit out of other people. I know the guys BEING harassed in this clip don’t look like they’re having much fun. But that Raiders fan is having THE TIME OF HIS FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW.

I don’t understand people who look down on people who enjoy acting like drunken imbeciles. I do it every chance I get, it’s such a hoot. Why is drunken fun somehow less genuine than sober fun? It’s not, I tell you! Getting drunk and screaming at strangers is just as valid a diversion as needlepoint. More so, even.

So goooooooooooo Raiders, indeed.