GOOOOOOOO RAIIIIDERS!!!!!!!!

The drunken man screaming in the following video illustrates an undeniable truth about the pleasures of alcoholism. And that is this: when you are drunk, there’s nothing more enjoyable than harassing the shit out of other people. I know the guys BEING harassed in this clip don’t look like they’re having much fun. But that Raiders fan is having THE TIME OF HIS FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW.

I don’t understand people who look down on people who enjoy acting like drunken imbeciles. I do it every chance I get, it’s such a hoot. Why is drunken fun somehow less genuine than sober fun? It’s not, I tell you! Getting drunk and screaming at strangers is just as valid a diversion as needlepoint. More so, even.

So goooooooooooo Raiders, indeed.

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18 Responses to “GOOOOOOOO RAIIIIDERS!!!!!!!!”

  1. The Other Adrian Peterson Says:

    I think that crazy man is former Bear J.D. Runnels.

    http://www.chicagobears.com/team/player71.html

  2. eddiebear Says:

    I get the feeling this guy might be unemployed.

  3. eddiebear Says:

    Didn’t the Raiders just cut Dominic Rhodes? That might be him.

  4. SF Says:

    Was that a Texas Tech Red Raider fan?

  5. Hakim Drops the Ball Says:

    “I paid to get in, I can say what I want!” +1 to him, then. -5 for being a Raiders fan, though.

  6. Dan Daoust Says:

    Hey, have you seen this video on YouTube where this weird blonde kid keeps crying “Leave Britney Alone!” and basically loses his mind? Funny stuff! Also, there’s this funny SNL clip where Justin Timberlake pretends he has his dick in a box. You should see it!

  7. denvergodfather Says:

    I think this is the Southern Oregon University Red Raiders.

  8. bizzo5000 Says:

    He’s a Radiers fan so he should be pitied like the homeless guy I walk over everyday.

  9. Aticus Says:

    Well, I wouldn’t expect a Raider fan to even be sober after the last… 5 season? :D

  10. Some Guy Says:

    Pinpointed when this happened. It was after a 2005 game between Oklahoma and Texas Tech.
    The “Big 12 refs tried to screw us and we won anyway” quote from the drunken Raider fan and the reference to a broken hand for Chris Bush helped narrow it down.

  11. Shinons Says:

    There are real tactical errors on the part of the media and Oklahoma staff, similar to the tactical problems of the War on Terror. They are trying to fight the drunken yeller in an old fashioned sense, just like Bush did - whereas the appropriate strategy would be to have John Travolta steal Osama bin Laden’s face and infiltrate the terrorists. Or in other words, think like the opponent. They should have sent 10 big guys up right in front of the drunken guy and yelled “GOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERS” in unison. Now that’s strategery.

  12. jackin'4beats Says:

    Ufford…is that you?

  13. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    I bet this is one of my friends from Dallas. Drunk fucks.

  14. Apryl DeLancey Says:

    Some people can amuse themselves anywhere

  15. furrer4heisman Says:

    Was at that game. Worst officiating I’ve ever seen. And Texas Tech fans are the worst. They throw tortillas at each other during games.

  16. Fuck Texas Says:

    It’s Texas Tech Red Raiders

  17. tuck fexas Says:

    And they suck!

  18. mamacita Says:

    Who was that first dude with all the eye makeup? Are we sure it wasn’t a Miss Texas preliminary?

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