Comments on: Finally Saw Leatherheads And (Surprise!) It Sucks Ass

By: Lavender Moses

Lavender Moses — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:00:14 +0000

“The working title is “Lather Heads.” It pretty much writes itself from there.”

Naw, it’s gotta be “Pleasure Speds: Slow Motion in the Backfield”.

By: Backdoor Fivehole

Backdoor Fivehole — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:42:02 +0000

This was awesome! That it came from Punte… even better!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:47:39 +0000

Shinons, you might not realize it, but Brodie Croyle is actually a golden retriever, so you’re not far off the mark.

By: Shinons

Shinons — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:48:09 +0000

@hester – So was the lesson that you should check your dogs to see if any of them can play basketball? I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Herm Edwards tried showing the Chiefs Air Bud: Golden Receiver to get them pumped up. In fact, I bet it’s actually called The Herm Tactic.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:43:57 +0000

Did you see this at the Astro?

You might be making things way too easy for stalkers.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:25:26 +0000

Uh-oh, Punte(r), I hope you don’t go the way of Monica Seles.

By: Brady's a Douchebag

Brady's a Douchebag — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:24:57 +0000

Could you please draw us that picture of the old news guys standing over Renee Spermreceptacle? I’m sure Reggie Nelson would be impressed…..maybe.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:55:17 +0000

Yeah, but you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten a handjob from a 14-year-old girl with Parkinson’s.

By: putridstinkstar

putridstinkstar — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:39:00 +0000

Zellwhore was kinda hot before her Beard marriage to that country shithead. I’m thinking like Empire Records or whatever Liv Tyler vehicle that was.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:25:20 +0000

…leaving the actual game at the end of the movie about as anti-climatic as a hand job from a 14-year-old girl with rheumatoid arthritis.

I don’t think I’ll ever forget that line.