Comments on: Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Rhonda

By: Shantell

Shantell — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:34:24 +0000

This is great info to know.

By: bfreakin3

bfreakin3 — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:19:21 +0000

‘Super villain seizes east coast’ headline in the making?

By: hoosafa

hoosafa — Sun, 04 May 2008 08:46:03 +0000

I’m drunker than ten Indians on pay-day. And Buzz Bissinger is a beligerant (sp?) old whore. Are we done talking about that yet? BOOOOOO!!!

By: Rick

Rick — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:24:05 +0000

I’ve been a reader of your site on and off for awhile. More off recently because for the past year I don’t have the same boring office job that allowed – nay – propelled me to spend all of my time surfing the web looking for entertainment and a way to kill time. This post made me laugh so hard that I had to post though. (Sorry)

Perhaps it is the fact that it is late on a Saturday night and I’m quite inebriated or it might be that having clicked on so many random NFL cheerleader links and seeing the jokes that constitute their ambitions and goals that it just rang true. Whichever works best to make you guys feel appreciated.

P.S. – Screw Bissinger and I wish we all had access to whatever he was drinking last week.

By: L

Sun, 04 May 2008 04:57:12 +0000

Yeesh (at the article not the cheerleader… scratch that, yeesh at the cheerleader as well), did Leitch bang Whitlock’s sister or something? So Leitch made a joke he thought was funny, but turned out sounding somewhat racist.

Whitlock’s next column will be devoted to Tyler Jones, who once told a joke in an office about a year ago involving a black man and fried chicken.

By: bronx33

bronx33 — Sun, 04 May 2008 04:36:23 +0000

Looks like shannon sharpe with boobs.

By: Wolf

Wolf — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:45:18 +0000

Ronaldo is causious on this one.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:57:38 +0000

“Surely, you don’t expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Sarkozy, I expect you to die!”

By: make it snow

make it snow — Sat, 03 May 2008 08:00:05 +0000

The final, operational version of the Orion Laser will be mounted on Rhonda’s nose or some other suitably large landform.

By: Rikadyn

Rikadyn — Sat, 03 May 2008 03:54:20 +0000

And prolly hide a kilo of coke inside it